During a visit to
my doctor, I asked him, "How do you
determine whether or not an
older person should be put in a Care Home?"
"Well," he said, "we
fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bu... Read more
A 65 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience.. Seeing God
she asked "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you ... Read more
Well, the Church removed my cookies from the bake sale..... again!
I don't know what their problem is -- I just used a dog bone cookie cutter...cut them in half and decorated them!!
I thought they looked rat... Read more
Robert, 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Jenny
decides that after their wedding she and Robert should have separate bedrooms, because
she is concerned that her new but aged husba... Read more
A church Pastor woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf.
So... he told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling sick and persuaded him t... Read more
A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane.
After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, "Is it still a
requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?'
The rabbi responde... Read more
The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!) When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of havi... Read more
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, ' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.'
The driver says, 'Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar... Read more
An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him, "Grampa, what is couple sex?"
The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she's old enough to kn... Read more
This was sent to me by a friend from Iowa and I thought many of us could relate!!!!
This is from the Des Moines Register by Doug Mackinnon:
It’s so hot …
…the birds have to use potholders to pull the worms out of... Read more
THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE
THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT ... Read more
I was in Starbucks recently when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to
fart. The music was really loud so I timed my fart with the beat of the music. After a couple of
songs I started to feel better. I finished ... Read more