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Voted Popular Blog Post: View All Popular Posts The Bathtub Test!!!!

Thursday, August 09, 2012      84 comments

During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in a Care Home?" "Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bu... Read more

Voted Popular Blog Post: View All Popular Posts 65 Year Old Woman - Priceless!!

Wednesday, August 08, 2012      329 comments

A 65 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience.. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you ... Read more

Voted Popular Blog Post: View All Popular Posts The Church removed my cookies from the bake sale ..

Tuesday, August 07, 2012      109 comments

Well, the Church removed my cookies from the bake sale..... again! I don't know what their problem is -- I just used a dog bone cookie cutter...cut them in half and decorated them!! I thought they looked rat... Read more

If you need a quick laugh ...

Monday, August 06, 2012      29 comments

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Robert's Wedding!!!!

Sunday, August 05, 2012      28 comments

Robert, 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Robert should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husba... Read more

Voted Popular Blog Post: View All Popular Posts SKIPPING CHURCH!!!

Saturday, August 04, 2012      87 comments

A church Pastor woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf. So... he told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling sick and persuaded him t... Read more

Priest and the Rabbi!!!!

Friday, August 03, 2012      27 comments

A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane. After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?' The rabbi responde... Read more

A day at the beach!!!!

Thursday, August 02, 2012      23 comments

George was sunbathing naked at the beach in Jamaica. For the sake of civility, and to keep "IT" from getting sun burned, he had a ha... Read more

The Funniest Staff Meeting Ever!

Wednesday, August 01, 2012      33 comments

The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!) When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of havi... Read more

The Wife from Hell!!!

Tuesday, July 31, 2012      36 comments

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, ' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.' The driver says, 'Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar... Read more

"What Is Couple Sex?"

Monday, July 30, 2012      46 comments

An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him, "Grampa, what is couple sex?" The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she's old enough to kn... Read more

It's so hot in Iowa . . .

Sunday, July 29, 2012      28 comments

This was sent to me by a friend from Iowa and I thought many of us could relate!!!! This is from the Des Moines Register by Doug Mackinnon: It’s so hot … …the birds have to use potholders to pull the worms out of... Read more

Three Ladies in a Sauna!!!!

Saturday, July 28, 2012      33 comments

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT ... Read more

Some HOT Friday Humor!!!!

Friday, July 27, 2012      27 comments

This is how I felt after working in the yard most of the day!!!! emoti... <a href=Read more

Technology!

Friday, July 27, 2012      25 comments

I was in Starbucks recently when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really loud so I timed my fart with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel better. I finished ... Read more


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