A priest was invited to attend a house party. Being a proper priest, he was properly dressed and wearing his Roman Collar.
A little boy kept staring at him the entire evening.
Finally, the priest ask... Read more
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Miami, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob add... Read more
FOR MY OLD FRIENDS!!!!!
FOR MY OLD FRIENDS AND SOME WHO ARE GETTING THAT WAY
THE OLDER CROWD
A distraught senior citizen
Phoned her doctor's office.
'Is it true,' she wanted to know,
'that the medication
You prescribed has to be ... Read more
....Figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently used in a humorous situation." "Where there's a will, I want to be in it," is a type of paraprosdokian.
1. Do not ... Read more
The Ranch Hand!!!
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.
She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspape... Read more
A senior moment!!!!!!
He had stopped into a convenience store to pick up a couple things.
A very cute girl at the register said... "strip down, facing me"....
You would think it would have dawned on him that she was talking ab... Read more
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, with a warning from the Mother Superior not to get even a drop of paint on their habits.
After conferring about this, the two nuns decide to lock the do... Read more
Questions that Haunt Me!!!!!!!
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck... Read more
Ultimate Ethnic Joke!!!!
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an
Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, an
African, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egypti... Read more
A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.
He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies,not from the or... Read more
Paddy's 18th Birthday!!!!
Since childhood, Paddy had heard the stories of an amazing family tradition where his father,
grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 18th birthday!
On that special day, they'd eac... Read more
I would like to share an experience with you all about drinking and driving.
As you well know, some of us have been known to have rare brushes wit... Read more
Judy and Ted got married and had 13 children.
Then Ted died of Heart Disease.
She married again, and she and Bob had 7 more children.
Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later.
Again Judy remarried, and... Read more
WHY OUR HEALTH CARE COSTS ARE SO HIGH!!!
Bubba had shingles.
Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line?
Here's what happened to Bubba:
... Read more
Seniors' night of passion!!!!!
A Senior Love Story........
Sarah and Bill, both 92, lived in a retirement community. They met in the social center and discovered over time that they enjoyed each other's company.
After several weeks of meeting f... Read more
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