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Seeing-eye dogs?????

Tuesday, July 24, 2012      26 comments

Two women were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other, a Chihuahua. As they walked down the street, the one with the Doberman said to her friend, "Let's go over to that bar for a drink." ... Read more

A woman's week at the gym!!!!

Friday, July 13, 2012      28 comments

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Hookers and Hockey Players!!!

Thursday, July 12, 2012      28 comments

A man in the Safeway Store in Texas tries to buy half a head of lettuce. The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads of lettuce The man persists and asks to see the manager. The boy says he'll ask his ... Read more

Forget the Shrink!!!!

Wednesday, July 11, 2012      15 comments

EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM: 'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going ... Read more

Humor for Lexophiles

Sunday, July 08, 2012      28 comments

To all you Lexophiles .... (those who love playing on words) To write with a broken pencil is pointless. When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. ... Read more

SENIOR JOKE!!!!

Saturday, July 07, 2012      35 comments

A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it'... Read more

I have questions!!

Friday, July 06, 2012      26 comments

Hello -- I have questions! Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one? If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one out of five enjoys it? Why do croutons come in airtight pac... Read more

What is love - wonderful!

Thursday, July 05, 2012      26 comments

Slow down for three minutes to read this. It is so worth it. Touching words from the mouths of babes. Some of these you may have seen before but they are all priceless!!! What does 'Love' mean? A group of profes... Read more

Realization!!!!

Tuesday, July 03, 2012      31 comments

I just realized something ... It just hit me! My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. His meals are provided at no cost to him. He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again ... Read more

Priest Story!!!

Wednesday, June 27, 2012      25 comments

A priest was invited to attend a house party. Being a proper priest, he was properly dressed and wearing his Roman Collar. A little boy kept staring at him the entire evening. Finally, the priest ask... Read more

Senior Wedding!!!!

Tuesday, June 26, 2012      29 comments

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Miami, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob add... Read more

FOR MY OLD FRIENDS!!!!!

Monday, June 25, 2012      26 comments

FOR MY OLD FRIENDS AND SOME WHO ARE GETTING THAT WAY THE OLDER CROWD A distraught senior citizen Phoned her doctor's office. 'Is it true,' she wanted to know, 'that the medication You prescribed has to be ... Read more

MORE PARAPROSDOKIANS...

Sunday, June 24, 2012      21 comments

....Figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently used in a humorous situation." "Where there's a will, I want to be in it," is a type of paraprosdokian. 1. Do not ... Read more

The Ranch Hand!!!

Saturday, June 23, 2012      27 comments

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspape... Read more

A senior moment!!!!!!

Friday, June 22, 2012      24 comments

He had stopped into a convenience store to pick up a couple things. A very cute girl at the register said... "strip down, facing me".... You would think it would have dawned on him that she was talking ab... Read more


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