Seniors' night of passion!!!!!
A Senior Love Story........
Sarah and Bill, both 92, lived in a retirement community. They met in the social center and discovered over time that they enjoyed each other's company.
After several weeks of meeting f... Read more
Cell phone use in public...
Have you ever felt like strangling one of those 'loud mouthed' cell phone users who seem to sit near you in a restaurant or any other place and forcibly share their private call with you.
Here's one solution, provided by a commuter... Read more
He's My Brother - This is Priceless!
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"
"Eight," the boy replied.
The ... Read more
OLDER WOMEN ARE REALLY SMART!!!!!!
After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said .... "Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night... Read more
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just married for the fourth time.
The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then a... Read more
AIRCRAFT HITS FOUR BUILDINGS!!!!!
This is tough to witness. It just shows the dangers of attending these events.
Air Show Disaster - Amazing photo shows great detail.
The pilot at low level had no control over his aircraft.
I... Read more
A man is lying in bed in a Catholic hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his face and hands.
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed... Read more
A married couple went ot have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked is they were willing to t... Read more
Don't Fear the Colonoscopy!!!! (plus a couple cute pics!!)
I know that recently I posted a blog written by a reporter about his experience with having a colonoscopy. I did it for two reasons.....one, to encourage folks to get one and two, every time I read it I can't stop laughing.
Well, this mor... Read more
Through the eyes of a child!!!!
A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story of the Good Samaritan.
She asked the class, "If you saw a person lying on the roadside, all wounded and bleeding, what would you do?"
A thoughtful little... Read more
Grandmas are moms with lots of frosting. ~ Author Unknown
What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure. ~ Gene Perret
Grandmothers are just 'ant... Read more
A Chuckle!!!! The Black Bra!
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door
Wear... Read more
Once over the hill, you pick up speed.
I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
If it weren't for STRESS, I'd have no energy at all.
Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.... Read more
Scotch and Water!!!
To all my “older” (but not forgotten) friends!
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship
and orders a Scotch with two drops of water.
As the bartender gives her the drink she says
'I'm on this cruise to celebrate
my ... Read more
Love the Irish!!!!
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, 'Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday fo... Read more
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