The Ranch Hand!!!
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.
She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspape... Read more
A senior moment!!!!!!
He had stopped into a convenience store to pick up a couple things.
A very cute girl at the register said... "strip down, facing me"....
You would think it would have dawned on him that she was talking ab... Read more
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, with a warning from the Mother Superior not to get even a drop of paint on their habits.
After conferring about this, the two nuns decide to lock the do... Read more
Questions that Haunt Me!!!!!!!
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck... Read more
Ultimate Ethnic Joke!!!!
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an
Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, an
African, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egypti... Read more
A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.
He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies,not from the or... Read more
Paddy's 18th Birthday!!!!
Since childhood, Paddy had heard the stories of an amazing family tradition where his father,
grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 18th birthday!
On that special day, they'd eac... Read more
I would like to share an experience with you all about drinking and driving.
As you well know, some of us have been known to have rare brushes wit... Read more
Judy and Ted got married and had 13 children.
Then Ted died of Heart Disease.
She married again, and she and Bob had 7 more children.
Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later.
Again Judy remarried, and... Read more
WHY OUR HEALTH CARE COSTS ARE SO HIGH!!!
Bubba had shingles.
Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line?
Here's what happened to Bubba:
... Read more
Seniors' night of passion!!!!!
A Senior Love Story........
Sarah and Bill, both 92, lived in a retirement community. They met in the social center and discovered over time that they enjoyed each other's company.
After several weeks of meeting f... Read more
Cell phone use in public...
Have you ever felt like strangling one of those 'loud mouthed' cell phone users who seem to sit near you in a restaurant or any other place and forcibly share their private call with you.
Here's one solution, provided by a commuter... Read more
He's My Brother - This is Priceless!
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"
"Eight," the boy replied.
The ... Read more
OLDER WOMEN ARE REALLY SMART!!!!!!
After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said .... "Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night... Read more
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just married for the fourth time.
The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then a... Read more
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