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Seniors' night of passion!!!!!

Wednesday, June 06, 2012      19 comments

A Senior Love Story........ Sarah and Bill, both 92, lived in a retirement community. They met in the social center and discovered over time that they enjoyed each other's company. After several weeks of meeting f... Read more

Cell phone use in public...

Tuesday, June 05, 2012      34 comments

Have you ever felt like strangling one of those 'loud mouthed' cell phone users who seem to sit near you in a restaurant or any other place and forcibly share their private call with you. Here's one solution, provided by a commuter... Read more

He's My Brother - This is Priceless!

Monday, June 04, 2012      22 comments

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight," the boy replied. The ... Read more

OLDER WOMEN ARE REALLY SMART!!!!!!

Sunday, June 03, 2012      30 comments

After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said .... "Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night... Read more

4th Marriage!!!!

Friday, June 01, 2012      29 comments

The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then a... Read more

AIRCRAFT HITS FOUR BUILDINGS!!!!!

Thursday, May 31, 2012      17 comments

This is tough to witness. It just shows the dangers of attending these events. Air Show Disaster - Amazing photo shows great detail. The pilot at low level had no control over his aircraft. I... Read more

Hospital Joke!!!!

Monday, May 28, 2012      24 comments

A man is lying in bed in a Catholic hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his face and hands. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed... Read more

Labor Pains!!!!

Saturday, May 26, 2012      18 comments

A married couple went ot have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked is they were willing to t... Read more

Don't Fear the Colonoscopy!!!! (plus a couple cute pics!!)

Thursday, May 24, 2012      28 comments

I know that recently I posted a blog written by a reporter about his experience with having a colonoscopy. I did it for two reasons.....one, to encourage folks to get one and two, every time I read it I can't stop laughing. Well, this mor... Read more

Through the eyes of a child!!!!

Wednesday, May 23, 2012      14 comments

GOOD SAMARITAN A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story of the Good Samaritan. She asked the class, "If you saw a person lying on the roadside, all wounded and bleeding, what would you do?" A thoughtful little... Read more

Grandparents!!!

Tuesday, May 22, 2012      15 comments

Grandmas are moms with lots of frosting. ~ Author Unknown What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure. ~ Gene Perret Grandmothers are just 'ant... Read more

A Chuckle!!!! The Black Bra!

Monday, May 21, 2012      29 comments

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door Wear... Read more

Eternal Truths!!!

Sunday, May 20, 2012      17 comments

Once over the hill, you pick up speed. I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food. If it weren't for STRESS, I'd have no energy at all. Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.... Read more

Scotch and Water!!!

Friday, May 18, 2012      24 comments

To all my “older” (but not forgotten) friends! A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says 'I'm on this cruise to celebrate my ... Read more

Love the Irish!!!!

Thursday, May 17, 2012      24 comments

Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, 'Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday fo... Read more


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