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Don't Argue with Children!!!

Wednesday, May 16, 2012      19 comments

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated ... Read more

Gunshot Wound!!!!

Tuesday, May 15, 2012      22 comments

Linda, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows r... Read more

Great Truths!!!!

Monday, May 14, 2012      18 comments

Not sure if these are real quotes from these folks but they're great either way....... 1. In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a congress. Jo... Read more

Clean Humor!!!!

Friday, May 11, 2012      24 comments

Alas, where has all our innocence gone? While I sat in the reception area of my doctor's office, a woman rolled an elderly man in a wheelchair into the room. As she went back to the receptionist's desk, the man sat there, al... Read more

Hymn #365

Thursday, May 10, 2012      21 comments

This is too funny -óbut I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it. A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the... Read more

Donkey Story!!!

Tuesday, May 08, 2012      24 comments

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well.. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be cov... Read more

Signs of our Times!!!!

Monday, May 07, 2012      21 comments

Sign over a gynecologist's office: Dr. Jones, at your cervix. On a plumbers truck: We repair what your husband fixed! On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE PA: Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber. ... Read more

The Checkup!!!

Wednesday, May 02, 2012      20 comments

An elderly couple went in together for their annual medical examinations. After examining the man, the doctor then said, "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to ask me?" ... Read more

Bobbitt Family Update!!!!!

Tuesday, May 01, 2012      39 comments

I have removed this blog since I just learned that I had offended someone and that was not my intent. emoticonRead more

Couple trouble!!!!

Monday, April 30, 2012      19 comments

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, give the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away. The wife g... Read more

Inner Peace!!!!

Friday, April 27, 2012      19 comments

I think there's something in this for all of us, don't you.....?!?!? I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me. By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner ... Read more

How to Wash The Cat!!!!

Thursday, April 26, 2012      23 comments

emoticon 1. Thoroughly clean the toilet. 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the... Read more

Husbands!!!!!

Tuesday, April 24, 2012      29 comments

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "... Read more

Grandma and Grandpa!!!!

Monday, April 23, 2012      16 comments

Grandma and grandpa were watching a healing program on TV. The evangelist called to all who wanted to be healed to put one hand on the TV and the other on the body part they wanted healed. Grandma hobbled to the TV and put ... Read more

The Seven Dwarfs of Menopause!!!!

Sunday, April 22, 2012      30 comments

The Seven Dwarfs of Memopause arrived at my door without warning: Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful and All-Dried-Up. One by one they crept into my own private cottage in the woods and started to take over my life. T... Read more


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