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Hospital Joke!!!!

Monday, May 28, 2012      24 comments

A man is lying in bed in a Catholic hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his face and hands. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed... Read more

Labor Pains!!!!

Saturday, May 26, 2012      18 comments

A married couple went ot have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked is they were willing to t... Read more

Don't Fear the Colonoscopy!!!! (plus a couple cute pics!!)

Thursday, May 24, 2012      28 comments

I know that recently I posted a blog written by a reporter about his experience with having a colonoscopy. I did it for two reasons.....one, to encourage folks to get one and two, every time I read it I can't stop laughing. Well, this mor... Read more

Through the eyes of a child!!!!

Wednesday, May 23, 2012      14 comments

GOOD SAMARITAN A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story of the Good Samaritan. She asked the class, "If you saw a person lying on the roadside, all wounded and bleeding, what would you do?" A thoughtful little... Read more

Grandparents!!!

Tuesday, May 22, 2012      15 comments

Grandmas are moms with lots of frosting. ~ Author Unknown What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure. ~ Gene Perret Grandmothers are just 'ant... Read more

A Chuckle!!!! The Black Bra!

Monday, May 21, 2012      29 comments

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door Wear... Read more

Eternal Truths!!!

Sunday, May 20, 2012      17 comments

Once over the hill, you pick up speed. I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food. If it weren't for STRESS, I'd have no energy at all. Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.... Read more

Scotch and Water!!!

Friday, May 18, 2012      24 comments

To all my “older” (but not forgotten) friends! A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says 'I'm on this cruise to celebrate my ... Read more

Love the Irish!!!!

Thursday, May 17, 2012      24 comments

Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, 'Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday fo... Read more

Don't Argue with Children!!!

Wednesday, May 16, 2012      19 comments

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated ... Read more

Gunshot Wound!!!!

Tuesday, May 15, 2012      22 comments

Linda, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows r... Read more

Great Truths!!!!

Monday, May 14, 2012      18 comments

Not sure if these are real quotes from these folks but they're great either way....... 1. In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a congress. Jo... Read more

Clean Humor!!!!

Friday, May 11, 2012      24 comments

Alas, where has all our innocence gone? While I sat in the reception area of my doctor's office, a woman rolled an elderly man in a wheelchair into the room. As she went back to the receptionist's desk, the man sat there, al... Read more

Hymn #365

Thursday, May 10, 2012      21 comments

This is too funny -—but I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it. A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the... Read more

Donkey Story!!!

Tuesday, May 08, 2012      24 comments

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well.. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be cov... Read more


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