A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, give the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away. The wife g... Read more
I think there's something in this for all of us, don't you.....?!?!?
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me.
By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner ... Read more
How to Wash The Cat!!!!
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the... Read more
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "... Read more
Grandma and Grandpa!!!!
Grandma and grandpa were watching a healing program on TV. The evangelist called to all who wanted to be healed to put one hand on the TV and the other on the body part they wanted healed.
Grandma hobbled to the TV and put ... Read more
The Seven Dwarfs of Menopause!!!!
The Seven Dwarfs of Memopause arrived at my door without warning: Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful and All-Dried-Up.
One by one they crept into my own private cottage in the woods and started to take over my life. T... Read more
For the girl's!!!
One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. His three children were outside, still in there pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door o... Read more
Girls Night Out....
Male Exotic Dancers!!!!
The other day, my friends and I went to this Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to
impress us. so she pulled out a $10 bill. The dancer came over to us , and my friend licked
th... Read more
You'll have to admit these aren't ALL bad!
When chemists die, we barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
How do... Read more
THE GYNECOLOGIST WHO BECAME A MECHANIC!!!!!
A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO
paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where
skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic.
He w... Read more
This is one I like to post at least once a year. It's so funny but also a reminder that if you need to schedule a colonoscopy....DO IT!!!!
If you have ever had a colonoscopy you can relate.
... Read more
BILL AND BLANCHE !!!!!
Bill and his wife Blanche go to the state fair every year,
And every year Bill would say, "Blanche, I'd like to ride in that helicopter"
Blanche always replied, "I know Bill, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, And fif... Read more
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies" he responded.
"Oh, killing any?" she asked.
"Yep, 3 males a... Read more
New Texas Priest!!!!
A new priest, born and raised in Texas, comes to serve in a city parish and is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions.
The new priest hears a couple of confessions, then the o... Read more
Most embarrassing "Senior Moment"
Hmmmm, is this what we have to look forward to?!?!?!?!?
Several days ago as I left a meeting at our church, I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down. Iwas looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets.
A q... Read more
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