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Girls Night Out....

Friday, April 20, 2012      31 comments

Male Exotic Dancers!!!! The other day, my friends and I went to this Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress us. so she pulled out a $10 bill. The dancer came over to us , and my friend licked th... Read more

Stinkers!!!!!

Thursday, April 19, 2012      21 comments

You'll have to admit these aren't ALL bad! When chemists die, we barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. How do... Read more

THE GYNECOLOGIST WHO BECAME A MECHANIC!!!!!

Wednesday, April 18, 2012      23 comments

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He w... Read more

Colonoscopy!!!!

Tuesday, April 17, 2012      24 comments

This is one I like to post at least once a year. It's so funny but also a reminder that if you need to schedule a colonoscopy....DO IT!!!! ******************** If you have ever had a colonoscopy you can relate. ... Read more

BILL AND BLANCHE !!!!!

Monday, April 16, 2012      23 comments

Bill and his wife Blanche go to the state fair every year, And every year Bill would say, "Blanche, I'd like to ride in that helicopter" Blanche always replied, "I know Bill, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, And fif... Read more

Hunting!!!

Sunday, April 15, 2012      21 comments

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" she asked. "Hunting flies" he responded. "Oh, killing any?" she asked. "Yep, 3 males a... Read more

New Texas Priest!!!!

Saturday, April 14, 2012      28 comments

A new priest, born and raised in Texas, comes to serve in a city parish and is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears a couple of confessions, then the o... Read more

Most embarrassing "Senior Moment"

Friday, April 13, 2012      34 comments

Hmmmm, is this what we have to look forward to?!?!?!?!? Several days ago as I left a meeting at our church, I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down. Iwas looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A q... Read more

What's new in day care.........

Thursday, April 12, 2012      24 comments

Been waiting for something like this for years… Latest innovation in day care… Bet some of you could really use this!!!! Read more

Jenny Craig - for men!!!!

Wednesday, April 11, 2012      25 comments

A guy calls the company and orders their 5 day - 5kg weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and standing before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe from J.C. dressed in nothing but a pair of ... Read more

Maxine...gotta love her!!!!

Tuesday, April 10, 2012      32 comments

HEALTH MESSAGE As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, I rapidly realized that I don't really give a rat's hiney. It's th... Read more

Idle Thoughts Of A Retiree's Wandering Mind!!!!

Sunday, April 08, 2012      17 comments

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it ******************** I had amnesia once---or twice ******************** I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what? *************... Read more

The Importance of Walking!!!

Saturday, April 07, 2012      21 comments

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THE TOILET SEAT!!!!!

Friday, April 06, 2012      26 comments

My wife, Julie, had been after me for several weeks to paint the seat on our toilet. Finally, I got around to doing it while Julie was out. After finishing, I left to take care of another matter before she returned. S... Read more

The Bonus!!!

Thursday, April 05, 2012      29 comments

The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for Retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any Two points in... Read more


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