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Couple trouble!!!!

Monday, April 30, 2012      19 comments

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, give the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away. The wife g... Read more

Inner Peace!!!!

Friday, April 27, 2012      19 comments

I think there's something in this for all of us, don't you.....?!?!? I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me. By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner ... Read more

How to Wash The Cat!!!!

Thursday, April 26, 2012      23 comments

emoticon 1. Thoroughly clean the toilet. 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the... Read more

Husbands!!!!!

Tuesday, April 24, 2012      29 comments

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "... Read more

Grandma and Grandpa!!!!

Monday, April 23, 2012      16 comments

Grandma and grandpa were watching a healing program on TV. The evangelist called to all who wanted to be healed to put one hand on the TV and the other on the body part they wanted healed. Grandma hobbled to the TV and put ... Read more

The Seven Dwarfs of Menopause!!!!

Sunday, April 22, 2012      30 comments

The Seven Dwarfs of Memopause arrived at my door without warning: Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful and All-Dried-Up. One by one they crept into my own private cottage in the woods and started to take over my life. T... Read more

For the girl's!!!

Saturday, April 21, 2012      19 comments

One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. His three children were outside, still in there pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door o... Read more

Girls Night Out....

Friday, April 20, 2012      31 comments

Male Exotic Dancers!!!! The other day, my friends and I went to this Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress us. so she pulled out a $10 bill. The dancer came over to us , and my friend licked th... Read more

Stinkers!!!!!

Thursday, April 19, 2012      21 comments

You'll have to admit these aren't ALL bad! When chemists die, we barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. How do... Read more

THE GYNECOLOGIST WHO BECAME A MECHANIC!!!!!

Wednesday, April 18, 2012      23 comments

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He w... Read more

Colonoscopy!!!!

Tuesday, April 17, 2012      24 comments

This is one I like to post at least once a year. It's so funny but also a reminder that if you need to schedule a colonoscopy....DO IT!!!! ******************** If you have ever had a colonoscopy you can relate. ... Read more

BILL AND BLANCHE !!!!!

Monday, April 16, 2012      23 comments

Bill and his wife Blanche go to the state fair every year, And every year Bill would say, "Blanche, I'd like to ride in that helicopter" Blanche always replied, "I know Bill, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, And fif... Read more

Hunting!!!

Sunday, April 15, 2012      21 comments

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" she asked. "Hunting flies" he responded. "Oh, killing any?" she asked. "Yep, 3 males a... Read more

New Texas Priest!!!!

Saturday, April 14, 2012      28 comments

A new priest, born and raised in Texas, comes to serve in a city parish and is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears a couple of confessions, then the o... Read more

Most embarrassing "Senior Moment"

Friday, April 13, 2012      34 comments

Hmmmm, is this what we have to look forward to?!?!?!?!? Several days ago as I left a meeting at our church, I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down. Iwas looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A q... Read more


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