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The Importance of Walking!!!

Saturday, April 07, 2012      21 comments

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THE TOILET SEAT!!!!!

Friday, April 06, 2012      26 comments

My wife, Julie, had been after me for several weeks to paint the seat on our toilet. Finally, I got around to doing it while Julie was out. After finishing, I left to take care of another matter before she returned. S... Read more

The Bonus!!!

Thursday, April 05, 2012      29 comments

The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for Retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any Two points in... Read more

Never tick off a nurse!!!!!

Wednesday, April 04, 2012      30 comments

A big shot attorney had to spend a coupleof days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his staff. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with h... Read more

Ed and Nancy!!!

Tuesday, April 03, 2012      20 comments

Ed and Nancy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her. When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got h... Read more

Southern charm!!!

Monday, April 02, 2012      18 comments

To all my Southern friends!!!!! emoticon Two informally dressed ladies happened to start up a... Read more

You make the call...

Saturday, March 17, 2012      22 comments

The Queen & Dolly Go To Heaven! Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton Die on the same day and they both go Before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, So ... Read more

3, 2, 1 Cake...sounds yummy

Friday, March 16, 2012      13 comments

A friend sent this to me in an e-mail and I thought it was worth sharing. 3, 2, 1 CAKE These individual little cakes are amazing and ready to eat in one minute! They are perfect for whenever you feel like a treat wi... Read more

The Deaf Wife Problem!!!!

Friday, March 16, 2012      13 comments

Bert feared his wife Peg wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. ... Read more

50th Year Anniversary!!!!

Thursday, March 15, 2012      19 comments

A couple were celebrating 50 years together.. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor. "Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed son number one. 'Sorry I'm running late. I had an ... Read more

Wet T-Shirt contest winner!!!!

Wednesday, March 14, 2012      21 comments

And the winner is............................
.... What did you think it was gonna be? Read more

Two Women in Heaven

Tuesday, March 13, 2012      18 comments

SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda. WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die? SYLVIA: I froze to death. WANDA: How horrible! SYLVIA: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the... Read more

Irish Coffee!!!!

Monday, March 12, 2012      15 comments

An Irish woman of advanced age visited her doctor to ask his advice on reviving her husband's libido. 'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor. 'Not a chance', she said... 'He won't even take an aspirin.' 'Not a pr... Read more

Irish Lent!!!!!

Sunday, March 11, 2012      23 comments

An Irishman moves into a tiny hamlet in County Kerry, walks into the pub and promptly orders three beers. The bartender raises his eyebrows, but serves the man three beers, which he drinks quietly at a table, alone. An hour l... Read more

The couple!!!

Saturday, March 10, 2012      18 comments

An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, 'When I die, I will dig my way up and... Read more


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