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Monday, April 16, 2012      23 comments

Bill and his wife Blanche go to the state fair every year, And every year Bill would say, "Blanche, I'd like to ride in that helicopter" Blanche always replied, "I know Bill, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, And fif... Read more
Sunday, April 15, 2012      21 comments

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" she asked. "Hunting flies" he responded. "Oh, killing any?" she asked. "Yep, 3 males a... Read more
New Texas Priest!!!!
Saturday, April 14, 2012      28 comments

A new priest, born and raised in Texas, comes to serve in a city parish and is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears a couple of confessions, then the o... Read more
Most embarrassing "Senior Moment"
Friday, April 13, 2012      34 comments

Hmmmm, is this what we have to look forward to?!?!?!?!? Several days ago as I left a meeting at our church, I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down. Iwas looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A q... Read more
What's new in day care.........
Thursday, April 12, 2012      24 comments

Been waiting for something like this for years… Latest innovation in day care… Bet some of you could really use this!!!! ... Read more
Jenny Craig - for men!!!!
Wednesday, April 11, 2012      25 comments

A guy calls the company and orders their 5 day - 5kg weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and standing before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe from J.C. dressed in nothing but a pair of ... Read more
Maxine...gotta love her!!!!
Tuesday, April 10, 2012      32 comments

HEALTH MESSAGE As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, I rapidly realized that I don't really give a rat's hiney. It's th... Read more
Idle Thoughts Of A Retiree's Wandering Mind!!!!
Sunday, April 08, 2012      17 comments

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it ******************** I had amnesia once---or twice ******************** I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what? *************... Read more
The Importance of Walking!!!
Saturday, April 07, 2012      21 comments

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Friday, April 06, 2012      26 comments

My wife, Julie, had been after me for several weeks to paint the seat on our toilet. Finally, I got around to doing it while Julie was out. After finishing, I left to take care of another matter before she returned. S... Read more
The Bonus!!!
Thursday, April 05, 2012      29 comments

The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for Retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any Two points in... Read more
Never tick off a nurse!!!!!
Wednesday, April 04, 2012      30 comments

A big shot attorney had to spend a coupleof days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his staff. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with h... Read more
Ed and Nancy!!!
Tuesday, April 03, 2012      20 comments

Ed and Nancy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her. When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got h... Read more
Southern charm!!!
Monday, April 02, 2012      18 comments

To all my Southern friends!!!!! emoticon Two informally dressed ladies happened to start up a... Read more
You make the call...
Saturday, March 17, 2012      22 comments

The Queen & Dolly Go To Heaven! Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton Die on the same day and they both go Before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, So ... Read more

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