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An Old Man!!!

Tuesday, March 06, 2012      16 comments

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young punk walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue and yellow. The old man just stared. Every time t... Read more

Ten Thoughts to Ponder!!!

Monday, March 05, 2012      25 comments

Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 ... Read more

Vat Da He--????

Sunday, March 04, 2012      16 comments

Ole's car was hit by a truck in an accident. In court, the trucking company's lawyer was questioning Ole. 'Didn't you say, sir, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?' asked the lawyer. Ole responded, 'Vell, I... Read more

Questions that cannot be answered!!!!

Saturday, March 03, 2012      22 comments

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they ... Read more

OMG!!!! Two Feet of Snow!!!

Friday, March 02, 2012      20 comments

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The Haircut

Thursday, March 01, 2012      18 comments

A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut? The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, 'About 2 hours.' The guy left. A few days later the same... Read more

SONGS FOR BABY BOOMERS

Wednesday, February 29, 2012      14 comments

It was fun being a baby boomer...'till now. Some of the artists of the '60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. They include: 1. Herman's Hermits -- Mrs. Brown, You've Got... Read more

Stuff you didn't know you didn't know!

Tuesday, February 28, 2012      16 comments

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury. ------------ -- ------------ --------- -------- ... Read more

THE NUN & THE KIDS

Monday, February 27, 2012      17 comments

CAN YOU IMAGINE THE NUN SITTING AT HER DESK GRADING THESE PAPERS, ALL THE WHILE TRYING TO KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE AND MAINTAIN HER COMPOSURE! PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THE WORDING AND SPELLING. IF YOU KNOW THE BIBLE EVEN A LITTLE... Read more

10 Reasons....

Sunday, February 26, 2012      14 comments

10 Reasons Trick or Treating is better than SEX 10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8. The uglier you look, the... Read more

The Horth

Saturday, February 25, 2012      12 comments

A guy calls his buddy the horse rancher and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks "How will I recognize him?" "That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment". So, the midget... Read more

He Said To Me! ....and then....

Friday, February 24, 2012      17 comments

He said to me . ... . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it I said to him .... . . You wear pants don't you? He said to me ... . .......... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? I said . That's ... Read more

The Nursing Home!!!!

Thursday, February 23, 2012      23 comments

What is this world coming to, if you can't trust grandmothers? Three mischievous old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside the nursing h... Read more

Why Men Are Seldom Depressed..............

Wednesday, February 22, 2012      23 comments

Men Are Just Happier People -- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is jus... Read more

HOW IT ALL STARTED!!!!

Tuesday, February 21, 2012      14 comments

In ancient Israel , it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often called Amazo... Read more


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