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Some GOOD Jokes....

Friday, March 09, 2012      19 comments

LIVE WELL, LOVE MUCH, LAUGH OFTEN NEVER GROW A WISHBONE WHERE A BACKBONE OUGHT TO BE Donation : Father O'Malley answers the phone. 'Hello, is this Father O'Ma... Read more

Philly Flower Show!!!

Thursday, March 08, 2012      9 comments

This is my fourth year in a row attending the flower show. To see the plants is a breath of fresh air. As much as I wanted to see this exhibit on Hawaii, I have to say that I was a little disappointed. There seemed to be fewer displays. I do... Read more

Why????

Thursday, March 08, 2012      21 comments

Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front? Why do people order double cheeseburgers, ... Read more

Elderly Ladies!!!

Wednesday, March 07, 2012      16 comments

An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tightly so that it would not blow off in the wind. A gentleman approaced her and said: "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you... Read more

An Old Man!!!

Tuesday, March 06, 2012      16 comments

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young punk walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue and yellow. The old man just stared. Every time t... Read more

Ten Thoughts to Ponder!!!

Monday, March 05, 2012      25 comments

Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 ... Read more

Vat Da He--????

Sunday, March 04, 2012      16 comments

Ole's car was hit by a truck in an accident. In court, the trucking company's lawyer was questioning Ole. 'Didn't you say, sir, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?' asked the lawyer. Ole responded, 'Vell, I... Read more

Questions that cannot be answered!!!!

Saturday, March 03, 2012      22 comments

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they ... Read more

OMG!!!! Two Feet of Snow!!!

Friday, March 02, 2012      20 comments

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The Haircut

Thursday, March 01, 2012      18 comments

A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut? The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, 'About 2 hours.' The guy left. A few days later the same... Read more

SONGS FOR BABY BOOMERS

Wednesday, February 29, 2012      14 comments

It was fun being a baby boomer...'till now. Some of the artists of the '60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. They include: 1. Herman's Hermits -- Mrs. Brown, You've Got... Read more

Stuff you didn't know you didn't know!

Tuesday, February 28, 2012      16 comments

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury. ------------ -- ------------ --------- -------- ... Read more

THE NUN & THE KIDS

Monday, February 27, 2012      17 comments

CAN YOU IMAGINE THE NUN SITTING AT HER DESK GRADING THESE PAPERS, ALL THE WHILE TRYING TO KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE AND MAINTAIN HER COMPOSURE! PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THE WORDING AND SPELLING. IF YOU KNOW THE BIBLE EVEN A LITTLE... Read more

10 Reasons....

Sunday, February 26, 2012      14 comments

10 Reasons Trick or Treating is better than SEX 10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8. The uglier you look, the... Read more

The Horth

Saturday, February 25, 2012      12 comments

A guy calls his buddy the horse rancher and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks "How will I recognize him?" "That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment". So, the midget... Read more


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