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The Deaf Wife Problem!!!!

Friday, March 16, 2012      13 comments

Bert feared his wife Peg wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. ... Read more

50th Year Anniversary!!!!

Thursday, March 15, 2012      19 comments

A couple were celebrating 50 years together.. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor. "Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed son number one. 'Sorry I'm running late. I had an ... Read more

Wet T-Shirt contest winner!!!!

Wednesday, March 14, 2012      21 comments

And the winner is............................
.... What did you think it was gonna be? Read more

Two Women in Heaven

Tuesday, March 13, 2012      18 comments

SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda. WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die? SYLVIA: I froze to death. WANDA: How horrible! SYLVIA: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the... Read more

Irish Coffee!!!!

Monday, March 12, 2012      15 comments

An Irish woman of advanced age visited her doctor to ask his advice on reviving her husband's libido. 'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor. 'Not a chance', she said... 'He won't even take an aspirin.' 'Not a pr... Read more

Irish Lent!!!!!

Sunday, March 11, 2012      23 comments

An Irishman moves into a tiny hamlet in County Kerry, walks into the pub and promptly orders three beers. The bartender raises his eyebrows, but serves the man three beers, which he drinks quietly at a table, alone. An hour l... Read more

The couple!!!

Saturday, March 10, 2012      18 comments

An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, 'When I die, I will dig my way up and... Read more

Some GOOD Jokes....

Friday, March 09, 2012      19 comments

LIVE WELL, LOVE MUCH, LAUGH OFTEN NEVER GROW A WISHBONE WHERE A BACKBONE OUGHT TO BE Donation : Father O'Malley answers the phone. 'Hello, is this Father O'Ma... Read more

Philly Flower Show!!!

Thursday, March 08, 2012      9 comments

This is my fourth year in a row attending the flower show. To see the plants is a breath of fresh air. As much as I wanted to see this exhibit on Hawaii, I have to say that I was a little disappointed. There seemed to be fewer displays. I do... Read more

Why????

Thursday, March 08, 2012      21 comments

Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front? Why do people order double cheeseburgers, ... Read more

Elderly Ladies!!!

Wednesday, March 07, 2012      16 comments

An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tightly so that it would not blow off in the wind. A gentleman approaced her and said: "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you... Read more

An Old Man!!!

Tuesday, March 06, 2012      16 comments

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young punk walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue and yellow. The old man just stared. Every time t... Read more

Ten Thoughts to Ponder!!!

Monday, March 05, 2012      25 comments

Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 ... Read more

Vat Da He--????

Sunday, March 04, 2012      16 comments

Ole's car was hit by a truck in an accident. In court, the trucking company's lawyer was questioning Ole. 'Didn't you say, sir, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?' asked the lawyer. Ole responded, 'Vell, I... Read more

Questions that cannot be answered!!!!

Saturday, March 03, 2012      22 comments

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they ... Read more


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