An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young punk walked up to the bench and sat
down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue and yellow. The old
man just stared. Every time t... Read more
Ole's car was hit by a truck in an accident. In court, the trucking company's lawyer was
'Didn't you say, sir, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?' asked the lawyer.
Ole responded, 'Vell, I... Read more
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they ... Read more
A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, 'How long before I
can get a haircut?
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, 'About 2
hours.' The guy left.
A few days later the same... Read more
It was fun being a baby boomer...'till now. Some of the artists of
the '60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby
1. Herman's Hermits -- Mrs. Brown, You've Got... Read more
CAN YOU IMAGINE THE NUN SITTING AT HER DESK GRADING THESE PAPERS, ALL THE WHILE TRYING TO KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE AND MAINTAIN HER COMPOSURE!
PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THE WORDING AND SPELLING. IF YOU KNOW THE BIBLE EVEN A LITTLE... Read more
10 Reasons Trick or Treating is better than SEX
10. You're guaranteed to get at least a
little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes
and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the... Read more
A guy calls his buddy the horse rancher and says he's sending a friend over
to look at a horse. His buddy asks "How will I recognize him?"
"That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment".
So, the midget... Read more
He said to me . ... . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it
I said to him .... . . You wear pants don't you?
He said to me ... . .......... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said . That's ... Read more
In ancient Israel , it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often called Amazo... Read more