This is my fourth year in a row attending the flower show. To see the plants is a breath of fresh air. As much as I wanted to see this exhibit on Hawaii, I have to say that I was a little disappointed. There seemed to be fewer displays. I do... Read more
Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
Why do people order double cheeseburgers, ... Read more
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tightly so that it would not blow off in the wind.
A gentleman approaced her and said: "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you... Read more
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young punk walked up to the bench and sat
down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue and yellow. The old
man just stared. Every time t... Read more
Ole's car was hit by a truck in an accident. In court, the trucking company's lawyer was
'Didn't you say, sir, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?' asked the lawyer.
Ole responded, 'Vell, I... Read more
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they ... Read more
A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, 'How long before I
can get a haircut?
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, 'About 2
hours.' The guy left.
A few days later the same... Read more
It was fun being a baby boomer...'till now. Some of the artists of
the '60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby
1. Herman's Hermits -- Mrs. Brown, You've Got... Read more
CAN YOU IMAGINE THE NUN SITTING AT HER DESK GRADING THESE PAPERS, ALL THE WHILE TRYING TO KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE AND MAINTAIN HER COMPOSURE!
PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THE WORDING AND SPELLING. IF YOU KNOW THE BIBLE EVEN A LITTLE... Read more
10 Reasons Trick or Treating is better than SEX
10. You're guaranteed to get at least a
little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes
and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the... Read more
A guy calls his buddy the horse rancher and says he's sending a friend over
to look at a horse. His buddy asks "How will I recognize him?"
"That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment".
So, the midget... Read more