A couple were celebrating 50 years together..
Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor.
"Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed son number one. 'Sorry I'm running late. I had an ... Read more
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her doctor to ask his advice on reviving her husband's libido.
'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor.
'Not a chance', she said... 'He won't even take an aspirin.'
'Not a pr... Read more
An Irishman moves into a tiny hamlet in County Kerry, walks into the pub and promptly orders three beers. The bartender raises his eyebrows, but serves the man three beers, which he drinks quietly at a table, alone.
An hour l... Read more
An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night.
The old man would shout, 'When I die, I will dig my way up and... Read more
This is my fourth year in a row attending the flower show. To see the plants is a breath of fresh air. As much as I wanted to see this exhibit on Hawaii, I have to say that I was a little disappointed. There seemed to be fewer displays. I do... Read more
Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
Why do people order double cheeseburgers, ... Read more
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tightly so that it would not blow off in the wind.
A gentleman approaced her and said: "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you... Read more
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young punk walked up to the bench and sat
down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue and yellow. The old
man just stared. Every time t... Read more
Ole's car was hit by a truck in an accident. In court, the trucking company's lawyer was
'Didn't you say, sir, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?' asked the lawyer.
Ole responded, 'Vell, I... Read more
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they ... Read more