Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they ... Read more
A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, 'How long before I
can get a haircut?
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, 'About 2
hours.' The guy left.
A few days later the same... Read more
It was fun being a baby boomer...'till now. Some of the artists of
the '60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby
1. Herman's Hermits -- Mrs. Brown, You've Got... Read more
CAN YOU IMAGINE THE NUN SITTING AT HER DESK GRADING THESE PAPERS, ALL THE WHILE TRYING TO KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE AND MAINTAIN HER COMPOSURE!
PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THE WORDING AND SPELLING. IF YOU KNOW THE BIBLE EVEN A LITTLE... Read more
10 Reasons Trick or Treating is better than SEX
10. You're guaranteed to get at least a
little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes
and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the... Read more
A guy calls his buddy the horse rancher and says he's sending a friend over
to look at a horse. His buddy asks "How will I recognize him?"
"That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment".
So, the midget... Read more
He said to me . ... . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it
I said to him .... . . You wear pants don't you?
He said to me ... . .......... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said . That's ... Read more
In ancient Israel , it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often called Amazo... Read more
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AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:
1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.
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