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Stuff you didn't know you didn't know!

Tuesday, February 28, 2012      16 comments

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury. ------------ -- ------------ --------- -------- ... Read more

THE NUN & THE KIDS

Monday, February 27, 2012      17 comments

CAN YOU IMAGINE THE NUN SITTING AT HER DESK GRADING THESE PAPERS, ALL THE WHILE TRYING TO KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE AND MAINTAIN HER COMPOSURE! PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THE WORDING AND SPELLING. IF YOU KNOW THE BIBLE EVEN A LITTLE... Read more

10 Reasons....

Sunday, February 26, 2012      14 comments

10 Reasons Trick or Treating is better than SEX 10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8. The uglier you look, the... Read more

The Horth

Saturday, February 25, 2012      12 comments

A guy calls his buddy the horse rancher and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks "How will I recognize him?" "That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment". So, the midget... Read more

He Said To Me! ....and then....

Friday, February 24, 2012      17 comments

He said to me . ... . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it I said to him .... . . You wear pants don't you? He said to me ... . .......... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? I said . That's ... Read more

The Nursing Home!!!!

Thursday, February 23, 2012      23 comments

What is this world coming to, if you can't trust grandmothers? Three mischievous old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside the nursing h... Read more

Why Men Are Seldom Depressed..............

Wednesday, February 22, 2012      23 comments

Men Are Just Happier People -- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is jus... Read more

HOW IT ALL STARTED!!!!

Tuesday, February 21, 2012      14 comments

In ancient Israel , it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often called Amazo... Read more

"Hello, Operator"

Monday, February 20, 2012      17 comments

You might have read these before but I laugh every time I see them. Hope they put a smile on your face! ANOTHER CHAPTER OF "THEY WALK AMONG US AND REPRODUCE!! Actual call center ... Read more

DUCKS IN HEAVEN !!!

Tuesday, February 14, 2012      28 comments

DUCKS IN HEAVEN !!! Three women die together in an accident And go to heaven. ... Read more

Amazing Home Remedies!!!!

Monday, February 13, 2012      20 comments

THESE REALLY WORK!! I checked this out on Snopes and it's for real! AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES: 1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. ... Read more

WHAT KIDS THINK-----

Sunday, February 12, 2012      19 comments

Jesus' Dad's Name A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus' mother's name?" One child answered, "Mary." The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' father's name was?" A little kid said, "Verg... Read more

Blonde Strikes Again!!!!

Saturday, February 11, 2012      16 comments

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some... Read more

PATERNITY SUIT!!!!!

Friday, February 10, 2012      24 comments

MICHELIN MAN DENIES PATERNITY SUIT....CLAIMS CHILD IS NOT HIS ...Read more

How was I Born?!?!?!?

Thursday, February 09, 2012      22 comments

Daddy , how was I Born? A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?' The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Y... Read more


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