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OMG!!!! Two Feet of Snow!!!
Friday, March 02, 2012      20 comments

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The Haircut
Thursday, March 01, 2012      18 comments

A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut? The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, 'About 2 hours.' The guy left. A few days later the same... Read more
SONGS FOR BABY BOOMERS
Wednesday, February 29, 2012      14 comments

It was fun being a baby boomer...'till now. Some of the artists of the '60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. They include: 1. Herman's Hermits -- Mrs. Brown, You've Got... Read more
Stuff you didn't know you didn't know!
Tuesday, February 28, 2012      16 comments

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S. Treasury. ------------ -- ------------ --------- -------- ... Read more
THE NUN & THE KIDS
Monday, February 27, 2012      17 comments

CAN YOU IMAGINE THE NUN SITTING AT HER DESK GRADING THESE PAPERS, ALL THE WHILE TRYING TO KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE AND MAINTAIN HER COMPOSURE! PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THE WORDING AND SPELLING. IF YOU KNOW THE BIBLE EVEN A LITTLE... Read more
10 Reasons....
Sunday, February 26, 2012      14 comments

10 Reasons Trick or Treating is better than SEX 10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8. The uglier you look, the... Read more
The Horth
Saturday, February 25, 2012      12 comments

A guy calls his buddy the horse rancher and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks "How will I recognize him?" "That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment". So, the midget... Read more
He Said To Me! ....and then....
Friday, February 24, 2012      17 comments

He said to me . ... . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it I said to him .... . . You wear pants don't you? He said to me ... . .......... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? I said . That's ... Read more
The Nursing Home!!!!
Thursday, February 23, 2012      23 comments

What is this world coming to, if you can't trust grandmothers? Three mischievous old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside the nursing h... Read more
Why Men Are Seldom Depressed..............
Wednesday, February 22, 2012      23 comments

Men Are Just Happier People -- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is jus... Read more
HOW IT ALL STARTED!!!!
Tuesday, February 21, 2012      14 comments

In ancient Israel , it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often called Amazo... Read more
"Hello, Operator"
Monday, February 20, 2012      17 comments

You might have read these before but I laugh every time I see them. Hope they put a smile on your face! ANOTHER CHAPTER OF "THEY WALK AMONG US AND REPRODUCE!! Actual call center ... Read more
DUCKS IN HEAVEN !!!
Tuesday, February 14, 2012      28 comments

DUCKS IN HEAVEN !!! Three women die together in an accident And go to heaven. ... Read more
Amazing Home Remedies!!!!
Monday, February 13, 2012      20 comments

THESE REALLY WORK!! I checked this out on Snopes and it's for real! AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES: 1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. ... Read more
WHAT KIDS THINK-----
Sunday, February 12, 2012      19 comments

Jesus' Dad's Name A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus' mother's name?" One child answered, "Mary." The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' father's name was?" A little kid said, "Verg... Read more

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