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Why Men Are Seldom Depressed..............

Wednesday, February 22, 2012      23 comments

Men Are Just Happier People -- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is jus... Read more

HOW IT ALL STARTED!!!!

Tuesday, February 21, 2012      14 comments

In ancient Israel , it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a young wife by the name of Dot. And Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often called Amazo... Read more

"Hello, Operator"

Monday, February 20, 2012      17 comments

You might have read these before but I laugh every time I see them. Hope they put a smile on your face! ANOTHER CHAPTER OF "THEY WALK AMONG US AND REPRODUCE!! Actual call center ... Read more

DUCKS IN HEAVEN !!!

Tuesday, February 14, 2012      28 comments

DUCKS IN HEAVEN !!! Three women die together in an accident And go to heaven. ... Read more

Amazing Home Remedies!!!!

Monday, February 13, 2012      20 comments

THESE REALLY WORK!! I checked this out on Snopes and it's for real! AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES: 1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. ... Read more

WHAT KIDS THINK-----

Sunday, February 12, 2012      19 comments

Jesus' Dad's Name A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus' mother's name?" One child answered, "Mary." The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' father's name was?" A little kid said, "Verg... Read more

Blonde Strikes Again!!!!

Saturday, February 11, 2012      16 comments

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some... Read more

PATERNITY SUIT!!!!!

Friday, February 10, 2012      24 comments

MICHELIN MAN DENIES PATERNITY SUIT....CLAIMS CHILD IS NOT HIS ...Read more

How was I Born?!?!?!?

Thursday, February 09, 2012      22 comments

Daddy , how was I Born? A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?' The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Y... Read more

Getting Older????

Wednesday, February 08, 2012      24 comments

GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER: 1. Sag, you're It. 2. Hide and go pee. 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. 4. Kick the bucket 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over. 6. Musical recliners. 7. Simon say... Read more

Why We Love Children!!!!

Tuesday, February 07, 2012      16 comments

1. A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. You d... Read more

Housekeeping Duties!!!

Monday, February 06, 2012      25 comments

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their new wives straight on their housekeeping duties. The first man had married a woman from Maryland and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to d... Read more

The Back Pew!!!!

Thursday, February 02, 2012      21 comments

A pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the pastor's family expanded; so would his paycheck. After ... Read more

Girlie Wisdom

Wednesday, February 01, 2012      18 comments

1. A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills... She has 14 kids but she doesn't really care.. 2. One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 lbs . 3. My mind ... Read more

INSTALLING A HUSBAND!!!!

Tuesday, January 31, 2012      26 comments

Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5... Read more


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