Blonde Strikes Again!!!!
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She
jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on
the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my
name is Heather and you are losing some... Read more
MICHELIN MAN DENIES PATERNITY SUIT....CLAIMS CHILD IS NOT HIS
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How was I Born?!?!?!?
Daddy , how was I
A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'
The father answers,
'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Y... Read more
GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER:
1. Sag, you're It.
2. Hide and go pee.
3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
4. Kick the bucket
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
6. Musical recliners.
7. Simon say... Read more
Why We Love Children!!!!
1. A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was
dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil.
"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child
innocently. You d... Read more
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set
their new wives straight on their housekeeping duties.
The first man had married a woman from Maryland and bragged that
he had told his wife she was going to d... Read more
The Back Pew!!!!
A pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the
congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a
rule that whenever the pastor's family expanded; so would his paycheck.
After ... Read more
1. A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills... She has 14 kids but she doesn't really care..
2. One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 lbs
3. My mind ... Read more
INSTALLING A HUSBAND!!!!
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5... Read more
THe Pearly Gates!!!
Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our computer is down. You'll have to go back to earth for about a week, but you can't go back as priests.... Read more
The teacher was asking the children in her Sunday School class, "If I sold my house and my car,
had a big garage sale and gave all my mony to the church, would I get into Heaven?"
"NO!" the children all answered.
"... Read more
Life's a test and your graded on a curve.
At age 4, success is ....not peeing in your pants.
At age 12, success is....having friends.
At age 16, success is....having a driver's license.
At ... Read more
You may have seen some of these before but they're worth another read!!!
A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!"
His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you 'know' w... Read more
A Nun at Hooters!!!!
A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was
hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while 'the lights would turn
Each time the lights would go ... Read more
Finkelstein and Jesus:
Jesus was wandering around Jerusalem when he decided that he really needed a new robe.
After looking around for a while, he saw a sign for Finkelstein, the Tailor.
So, he went in and made the necessary arrangements to ha... Read more