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Blonde Strikes Again!!!!

Saturday, February 11, 2012      16 comments

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some... Read more


Friday, February 10, 2012      24 comments


How was I Born?!?!?!?

Thursday, February 09, 2012      22 comments

Daddy , how was I Born? A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?' The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Y... Read more

Getting Older????

Wednesday, February 08, 2012      24 comments

GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER: 1. Sag, you're It. 2. Hide and go pee. 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. 4. Kick the bucket 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over. 6. Musical recliners. 7. Simon say... Read more

Why We Love Children!!!!

Tuesday, February 07, 2012      16 comments

1. A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. You d... Read more

Housekeeping Duties!!!

Monday, February 06, 2012      25 comments

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their new wives straight on their housekeeping duties. The first man had married a woman from Maryland and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to d... Read more

The Back Pew!!!!

Thursday, February 02, 2012      21 comments

A pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the pastor's family expanded; so would his paycheck. After ... Read more

Girlie Wisdom

Wednesday, February 01, 2012      18 comments

1. A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills... She has 14 kids but she doesn't really care.. 2. One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 lbs . 3. My mind ... Read more


Tuesday, January 31, 2012      26 comments

Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5... Read more

THe Pearly Gates!!!

Monday, January 30, 2012      18 comments

Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our computer is down. You'll have to go back to earth for about a week, but you can't go back as priests.... Read more

Simple Enough!!!!

Sunday, January 29, 2012      19 comments

The teacher was asking the children in her Sunday School class, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my mony to the church, would I get into Heaven?" "NO!" the children all answered. "... Read more

Life's Curves!!!!

Saturday, January 28, 2012      20 comments

Life's a test and your graded on a curve. At age 4, success is ....not peeing in your pants. At age 12, success is....having friends. At age 16, success is....having a driver's license. At ... Read more


Friday, January 27, 2012      22 comments

You may have seen some of these before but they're worth another read!!! A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!" His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you 'know' w... Read more

A Nun at Hooters!!!!

Wednesday, January 25, 2012      26 comments

A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while 'the lights would turn off.' Each time the lights would go ... Read more

Finkelstein and Jesus:

Tuesday, January 24, 2012      20 comments

Jesus was wandering around Jerusalem when he decided that he really needed a new robe. After looking around for a while, he saw a sign for Finkelstein, the Tailor. So, he went in and made the necessary arrangements to ha... Read more

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