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Old Folks Deep Thoughts.....

Tuesday, January 17, 2012      28 comments

*I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped on. I can't afford one so I'm wearing my garage door opener! *You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that people... Read more

Life's Challenges!!!!

Monday, January 16, 2012      16 comments

1. I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place! 2. When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just ... Read more

And that's how the fight started.....

Sunday, January 15, 2012      22 comments

If you've read these before, they're worth reading again! LOL One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift... The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.... Read more

Bagpipes at a Funeral!!!!

Saturday, January 14, 2012      39 comments

Anonymous article deeply moving -- As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a Funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless Man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to b... Read more

For the girls!!!

Friday, January 13, 2012      20 comments

One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. His three children were outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife's... Read more


Thursday, January 12, 2012      22 comments

What is Celibacy? Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances. While attending a Marriage Weekend, Frank and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare, "It is essentia... Read more

Why Teachers Drink!!

Wednesday, January 11, 2012      28 comments

The following questions were set in last year's GED examination These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds)............and they WILL breed and vote Q. Name the four seasons A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar Q. Explai... Read more

Dough boy!!!!

Tuesday, January 10, 2012      18 comments

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.. Doughb... Read more


Monday, January 09, 2012      16 comments

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says ... Read more

Adults only!!!!

Sunday, January 08, 2012      31 comments

Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, The PRINCESS.. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what; Metal, Wood, Stone, Anything she t... Read more

Divorce Court!!!!

Saturday, January 07, 2012      20 comments

A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother leaped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she brought the children into this world, she ... Read more


Friday, January 06, 2012      20 comments

If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor" Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." ************************** In a Podiatrist's office:... Read more


Thursday, January 05, 2012      16 comments

The best election commentary Iíve heard so far... 'I haven't left my house in days. I watch the news channels incessantly. All the news stori... Read more

A New Word is Born!!!!

Wednesday, January 04, 2012      22 comments

I knew someone would find a name for our election process this coming year! ELECTILE DYSFUNCTION: the inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put forth by either party in the 2012 election ... Read more


Tuesday, January 03, 2012      22 comments

A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00. When The postal authorities received the letter addressed to God,... Read more

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