A man fell asleep on the beach under the noon day sun and suffered a severe sunburn to his
legs. He was taken to the hospital where his skin had turned bright red, was painful and had
started to blister. Anything that touch... Read more
Children are quick!!!!
TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I got here.
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do... Read more
Husbands and Wives!!!!
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
The salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can help.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the... Read more
Old Folks Deep Thoughts.....
*I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped on. I can't afford one so I'm wearing my garage door opener!
*You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that people... Read more
1. I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
2. When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just ... Read more
And that's how the fight started.....
If you've read these before, they're worth reading again! LOL
One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as
a Christmas gift...
The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.... Read more
Bagpipes at a Funeral!!!!
Anonymous article deeply moving --
As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a Funeral director to
play at a graveside service for a homeless Man. He had no family or friends, so
the service was to b... Read more
For the girls!!!
One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. His three children were outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife's... Read more
What is Celibacy?
Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.
While attending a Marriage Weekend, Frank and his wife Ann listened to the
instructor declare, "It is essentia... Read more
Why Teachers Drink!!
The following questions were set in last year's GED examination
These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds)............and they WILL breed and vote
Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar
Q. Explai... Read more
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma
complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71..
Doughb... Read more
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The
waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a
coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says ... Read more
Once upon a time there lived a king.
The king had a beautiful daughter, The PRINCESS..
But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt.
No matter what;
Anything she t... Read more
A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their
children posed a problem.
The mother leaped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she brought
the children into this world, she ... Read more
If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor"
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
In a Podiatrist's office:... Read more
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