If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor"
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
In a Podiatrist's office:... Read more
I knew someone would find a name for
our election process this coming year!
ELECTILE DYSFUNCTION: the inability to become
aroused over any of the choices for President put
forth by either party in the 2012 election ... Read more
A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened..
Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.
When The postal authorities received the letter addressed to God,... Read more
THIS IS A GOOD WAY TO GET THROUGH LIFE !!!!
One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport
We were driving in the right lane when suddenly a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us.
My tax... Read more
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total makeover.. She goes to a f... Read more
A lady who had been married for several years was growing more and
more frustrated at her husband's lack of interest in sex. She
wondered about ways to add some pizzazz to their sexual
relationship,and finally decided to ... Read more
There were two nuns
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),
and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man... Read more
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears music. No one is around, so he starts searching for the source. He finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from a grave with a headstone that reads ... Read more
A woman was at work when she received a phone call that her small daughter was very sick with a fever. She left her work and stopped by the pharmacy to get some medication. She got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys ... Read more
1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Holiday spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls.
2. Drink as much eg... Read more