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Divorce Court!!!!
Saturday, January 07, 2012      20 comments

A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother leaped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she brought the children into this world, she ... Read more
Friday, January 06, 2012      20 comments

If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor" Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." ************************** In a Podiatrist's office:... Read more
Thursday, January 05, 2012      16 comments

The best election commentary I’ve heard so far... 'I haven't left my house in days. I watch the news channels incessantly. All the news stori... Read more
A New Word is Born!!!!
Wednesday, January 04, 2012      22 comments

I knew someone would find a name for our election process this coming year! ELECTILE DYSFUNCTION: the inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put forth by either party in the 2012 election ... Read more
Tuesday, January 03, 2012      22 comments

A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00. When The postal authorities received the letter addressed to God,... Read more
Law of the Garbage Truck!!!!!
Monday, January 02, 2012      16 comments

THIS IS A GOOD WAY TO GET THROUGH LIFE !!!! One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport We were driving in the right lane when suddenly a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us. My tax... Read more
Angels Explained By Children!!!
Sunday, January 01, 2012      14 comments

I only know the names of two angels, Hark and Harold. Gregory, age 5 Everybody's got it all wrong. Angels ... Read more
Choosing a wife!!!!
Saturday, December 31, 2011      22 comments

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total makeover.. She goes to a f... Read more
Friday, December 30, 2011      28 comments

A lady who had been married for several years was growing more and more frustrated at her husband's lack of interest in sex. She wondered about ways to add some pizzazz to their sexual relationship,and finally decided to ... Read more
Two clever nuns!!!!
Thursday, December 29, 2011      18 comments

There were two nuns One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. SM: Have you noticed that a man... Read more
Wednesday, December 28, 2011      16 comments

A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears music. No one is around, so he starts searching for the source. He finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from a grave with a headstone that reads ... Read more
Gotta Love That Irish Hospitality!!!!!
Tuesday, December 27, 2011      12 comments

Sitting in a bar the Scotsman says, "As good as this bar is, I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow, there's a wee place called McTavish's. The landlord goes out of his way... Read more
The Coat Hanger!!!!!
Monday, December 26, 2011      19 comments

A woman was at work when she received a phone call that her small daughter was very sick with a fever. She left her work and stopped by the pharmacy to get some medication. She got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys ... Read more
Kinda crazy thoughts! eh?
Saturday, December 24, 2011      14 comments

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back Half the people you know are below average 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name A c... Read more
Friday, December 23, 2011      18 comments

3 Ho's well, that's another story ! IF YOU SEE A FAT MAN .... Who's jolly and cute, Wearing a beard and a red flannel suit, And if he is chuckling and laughing away, While... Read more

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