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10 Pieces of Advice!!!!

Tuesday, December 20, 2011      17 comments

10 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR DAUGHTERS OR GRANDDAUGHTERS, NIECES, AUNTS, GIRLFRIENDS, ETC. 1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You sh... Read more

Life's Thoughts!!!

Monday, December 19, 2011      16 comments

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it. So I said 'Implants?' She hit me. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative. Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I ca... Read more

U.K. Classified Ads

Sunday, December 18, 2011      14 comments

These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a U.K. newspaper: FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites! FREE PUPPIES. 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog. ... Read more

Male Sensitivity!!!!

Saturday, December 17, 2011      17 comments

The room was full of pregnant women with their partners. The class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe and was telling the men how to give the necessary help and assurance to their partners... Read more

Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders!!!!

Friday, December 16, 2011      23 comments

EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM: 'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think ... Read more

Puzzle for seniors!!!!

Thursday, December 15, 2011      19 comments

A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when i... Read more

Penguins!!!!

Wednesday, December 14, 2011      15 comments

I never knew this. Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica where do they go? Wonder no more ! ! ! It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic Bird whic... Read more

TO PEE OR NOT TO PEE!!!!

Tuesday, December 13, 2011      23 comments

I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes & the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that paycheck, in my case, I am required to pass a random urine test (with ... Read more

INNOCENCE IS PRICELESS!!!!

Monday, December 12, 2011      24 comments

One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and small American flags mounted on either side of it. The six-year old had been st... Read more

Divorced Barbie Doll!!!!

Sunday, December 11, 2011      22 comments

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie... Read more

The Potty!!!!

Wednesday, December 07, 2011      18 comments

A LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD GIRL IS SITTING ON THE TOILET. HER MOTHER THINKS SHE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN TO SEE WHAT'S UP. THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING ON THE TOILET READING A BOOK. ABOUT EVERY 15 SECOND... Read more

My job search!!!!!

Sunday, December 04, 2011      20 comments

1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. Couldn't concentrate. 2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. 3. After that, ... Read more

Margaret and Bert (Very Clever Good/Badddd)

Saturday, December 03, 2011      15 comments

THE NEVER ENDING SOAP OPERA OF MARGARET & BERT . . . . . Bert alway... Read more

Sometimes When You Cry

Friday, December 02, 2011      20 comments

Sometimes.... when you cry... no one sees your tears. Sometimes... when you are in pain... no one sees your hurt. Sometimes... when you are worried... ... Read more

Collective Nouns - An English lesson!?!

Thursday, December 01, 2011      16 comments

For the various groups of animals: We are all familiar with a Herd of cows, a Flock of chickens, a School of fish and a Gaggle of geese. However, less widely known is a Pride of lions, a Murder of crows (as well as their... Read more


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