One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly
remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and
asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie... Read more
A LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD GIRL IS SITTING ON THE TOILET. HER MOTHER
THINKS SHE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN TO SEE WHAT'S
UP. THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING ON THE TOILET READING A BOOK.
ABOUT EVERY 15 SECOND... Read more
1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory,
but I got canned. Couldn't concentrate.
2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack,
but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
3. After that, ... Read more
For the various groups of animals: We are all familiar with a Herd of cows, a
Flock of chickens, a School of fish and a Gaggle of geese.
However, less widely known is a Pride of lions, a Murder of crows (as well as their... Read more
One Sunday, in counting the money in the
the Pastor of a small church found a
pink envelope containing $1,000. It happened again
the next week!
The following Sunday, he watched as the
... Read more
Can you imagine the Nun sitting at her desk grading these papers, all the while trying to keep a straight face and maintain her composure! (I know I couldn't!)
PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THE WORDING AND SPELLING. IF YOU KN... Read more
It was the coldest winter ever. Many animals died because of the cold.
The porcupines, realizing the situation, decided to group together to keep warm.
This way they covered and protected themselves; but the quills of... Read more
The places I've been:
I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots.
Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.
I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you th... Read more
TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING,
BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP.
I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS,
I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP.
THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED -
THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE,
BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION
WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT.
... Read more