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Divorced Barbie Doll!!!!

Sunday, December 11, 2011      22 comments

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie... Read more

The Potty!!!!

Wednesday, December 07, 2011      18 comments

A LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD GIRL IS SITTING ON THE TOILET. HER MOTHER THINKS SHE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN TO SEE WHAT'S UP. THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING ON THE TOILET READING A BOOK. ABOUT EVERY 15 SECOND... Read more

My job search!!!!!

Sunday, December 04, 2011      20 comments

1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. Couldn't concentrate. 2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. 3. After that, ... Read more

Margaret and Bert (Very Clever Good/Badddd)

Saturday, December 03, 2011      15 comments

THE NEVER ENDING SOAP OPERA OF MARGARET & BERT . . . . . Bert alway... Read more

Sometimes When You Cry

Friday, December 02, 2011      20 comments

Sometimes.... when you cry... no one sees your tears. Sometimes... when you are in pain... no one sees your hurt. Sometimes... when you are worried... ... Read more

Collective Nouns - An English lesson!?!

Thursday, December 01, 2011      16 comments

For the various groups of animals: We are all familiar with a Herd of cows, a Flock of chickens, a School of fish and a Gaggle of geese. However, less widely known is a Pride of lions, a Murder of crows (as well as their... Read more

The Veterinarian!!!!

Wednesday, November 30, 2011      17 comments

One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the Pastor of a small church found a pink envelope containing $1,000. It happened again the next week! The following Sunday, he watched as the ... Read more

MORE Church Signs!!!!

Tuesday, November 29, 2011      11 comments

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Church Signs!!!

Monday, November 28, 2011      9 comments

Some of these are really great! Read more

A Nun Grading Papers.....

Sunday, November 27, 2011      28 comments

Can you imagine the Nun sitting at her desk grading these papers, all the while trying to keep a straight face and maintain her composure! (I know I couldn't!) PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THE WORDING AND SPELLING. IF YOU KN... Read more

Priceless!!! Gotta love kids!

Saturday, November 26, 2011      18 comments

Maybe you've read these before but they are so worth reading again!!! I love looking at the world through the eyes of a child. *************** Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once ... Read more

Fable of the Porcupine!!!!

Friday, November 25, 2011      20 comments

It was the coldest winter ever. Many animals died because of the cold. The porcupines, realizing the situation, decided to group together to keep warm. This way they covered and protected themselves; but the quills of... Read more

Where have you been?

Wednesday, November 23, 2011      12 comments

The places I've been: I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you th... Read more

Thanksgiving Greetings!!!!

Tuesday, November 22, 2011      11 comments

TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING, BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP. I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS, I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP. THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED - THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE, BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT. ... Read more

Two Old Men!!!

Monday, November 21, 2011      16 comments

TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL. ... Read more


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