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Collective Nouns - An English lesson!?!

Thursday, December 01, 2011      16 comments

For the various groups of animals: We are all familiar with a Herd of cows, a Flock of chickens, a School of fish and a Gaggle of geese. However, less widely known is a Pride of lions, a Murder of crows (as well as their... Read more

The Veterinarian!!!!

Wednesday, November 30, 2011      17 comments

One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the Pastor of a small church found a pink envelope containing $1,000. It happened again the next week! The following Sunday, he watched as the ... Read more

MORE Church Signs!!!!

Tuesday, November 29, 2011      11 comments

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Church Signs!!!

Monday, November 28, 2011      9 comments

Some of these are really great! Read more

A Nun Grading Papers.....

Sunday, November 27, 2011      28 comments

Can you imagine the Nun sitting at her desk grading these papers, all the while trying to keep a straight face and maintain her composure! (I know I couldn't!) PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THE WORDING AND SPELLING. IF YOU KN... Read more

Priceless!!! Gotta love kids!

Saturday, November 26, 2011      18 comments

Maybe you've read these before but they are so worth reading again!!! I love looking at the world through the eyes of a child. *************** Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once ... Read more

Fable of the Porcupine!!!!

Friday, November 25, 2011      20 comments

It was the coldest winter ever. Many animals died because of the cold. The porcupines, realizing the situation, decided to group together to keep warm. This way they covered and protected themselves; but the quills of... Read more

Where have you been?

Wednesday, November 23, 2011      12 comments

The places I've been: I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you th... Read more

Thanksgiving Greetings!!!!

Tuesday, November 22, 2011      11 comments

TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING, BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP. I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS, I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP. THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED - THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE, BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT. ... Read more

Two Old Men!!!

Monday, November 21, 2011      16 comments

TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL. ... Read more

The 'Middle Wife' by an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher

Sunday, November 20, 2011      16 comments

This one has been around for a while but it's one of my favorites. Kids are great! I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second gr... Read more

Andy Rooney on women over 50!!!

Saturday, November 19, 2011      21 comments

I am going to miss this guy and thought these were great! These were on one of the 60 Minutes shows. According to Andy Rooney: As I grow in age, I value women over 50 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A... Read more

The Haircut!!!

Friday, November 18, 2011      11 comments

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. ... Read more

Woman vs. Man

Thursday, November 17, 2011      19 comments

If you haven't read these before, have a good chuckle. If you have, you can chuckle again! WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wearies box. He... Read more

Natural Born Citizen!!!!

Wednesday, November 16, 2011      21 comments

This just might make your day a little brighter!! You, who worry about democrats versus republicans -- relax, here is our real problem. In a Purdue University classroom, they were discussing the qualifications to be ... Read more


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