The 'Middle Wife' by an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher
This one has been around for a while but it's one of my favorites. Kids are great!
I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids
myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own
second gr... Read more
Andy Rooney on women over 50!!!
I am going to miss this guy and thought these were great! These were on one of the 60 Minutes shows.
According to Andy Rooney:
As I grow in age, I value women over 50 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
A... Read more
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he
asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money
from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was
pleased and left the shop. ... Read more
Woman vs. Man
If you haven't read these before, have a good chuckle. If you have, you can chuckle again!
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wearies box.
He... Read more
Natural Born Citizen!!!!
This just might make your day a little brighter!! You, who worry about
democrats versus republicans -- relax, here is our real problem.
In a Purdue University classroom, they were discussing the qualifications to be
... Read more
The YaYa Sisters Diet!!!
1 slice whole wheat toast
1 cup skim milk
1 small portion lean, steamed chicken
1 cup spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 Hershey's k... Read more
What they said.......
I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me, either.
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving t... Read more
It's not whether you win or lose,
but how you place the blame.
You are not drunk
if you can lie on the floor
without holding on.
... Read more
A couple went for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and ordered the 'Chicken
The waiter brought the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.
Just as the wife was about to serve herself, the lid of the ... Read more
Government Investigates Rancher!!!
The Montana Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards claimed
a small rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to
GOV’T AGENT: “I need a list of your employe... Read more
Nun at the Airport!!!
A NUN WAS SITTING AT THE VICTORIA AIRPORT , WAITING FOR HER FLIGHT TO CALGARY .
SHE LOOKED OVER IN THE CORNER AND SAW ONE OF THOSE WEIGHT MACHINES THAT TELLS YOUR FORTUNE AND THOUGHT TO HERSELF, 'I'LL GIVE IT A TRY AND SEE... Read more
I did not know this...
When you drink vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure.
When you drink rum over ice, it can give you liver failure.
When you drink whiskey over ice, it can give you h... Read more
A woman tells her priest, "Father, I have a problem. My two female parrots only
say, "Hi, cutie, Wanna have some fun!"
Don't worry," says the priest. "I have two male parrots who only pray and read
the bible. We'l... Read more
1st Grade!!! These will make you smile!
A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were a... Read more
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.... Read more
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