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Kids and Bible Study!!!

Friday, November 04, 2011      11 comments

Some old, some new LOT 'S WIFE The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot 's wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt, when little Jason interrupted, 'My Mommy looked back once while she... Read more

Deodorant!!!

Thursday, November 03, 2011      24 comments

I got a new stick deodorant today. The instructions said: Remove cap and push up bottom. I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells lovely. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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The Used Car!

Wednesday, November 02, 2011      18 comments

If you don't laugh at this one you need to lighten up! It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds.. As he was checking... Read more

How To Start a Fight!!!!

Tuesday, November 01, 2011      21 comments

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?' 'No,' she answered. I then said, 'Is that your final answ... Read more

Three Nuns!!!!

Monday, October 31, 2011      13 comments

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, 'Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you... Read more

You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:

Sunday, October 30, 2011      27 comments

10. You keep knocking on your own front door. 9. You remove your false teeth to change your appearance. 8. You ask for soft high fiber candy only. 7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your ba... Read more

Scripture

Saturday, October 29, 2011      10 comments

This is good for a LAUGH or two. . . Rely On Scripture A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services , when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing ... Read more

Negative People!!!!

Friday, October 28, 2011      18 comments

This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade. So remember this story the next time someone who knows nothing and cares less tries to make your life miserable. A woman ... Read more

FLU SEASON!!!!

Thursday, October 27, 2011      18 comments

To avoid it.... Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruit and veggies. Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C. Get plenty of exercise because it builds your immune system. Walk for... Read more

Father of the Year!!!

Friday, October 21, 2011      18 comments

A man boarded a plane with six kids. After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, "Are all of those kids yours?" He replied, "No, Ma'am, I work f... Read more

Breakfast Special!!!!

Thursday, October 20, 2011      17 comments

$2.99 SPECIAL I love it............................
..... If you are a senior you will understand this one, if you deal with seniors, this should help you understand them a little better, and if you are not a senior yet...... Read more

CATHOLIC MORNING COFFEE IN ROME!!!!

Wednesday, October 19, 2011      16 comments

Four Catholic Men and a lone Catholic Woman were having coffee in St. Peter's Square. The First Catholic Man tells his Friends, "My Son is a Priest. When He walks into a Room, everyone calls Him, "Father." The Second Cat... Read more

More Kids in Church!!!

Tuesday, October 18, 2011      16 comments

3-year-old Reese : 'Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen.' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~ A little boy was overheard praying: 'Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worr... Read more

Simple Truths!!!

Monday, October 17, 2011      11 comments

SIMPLE TRUTH 1 Partners help each other undress before sex. However after sex, they always dress on their own. Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed. SIMPLE TRUTH 2 When a lady is pregnant, all... Read more

LENA and OLE!!!!

Sunday, October 16, 2011      16 comments

Lena is pregnant with Ole's child. Late one night, Lena vakes up Ole and says, 'I tink it's time!' So Ole fired up the Yohn Deere tractor and took her to the hospital to have their first baby. She had a little boy, ... Read more


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