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1st Grade!!! These will make you smile!
Monday, November 07, 2011      22 comments

A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were a... Read more
Retirement Planning!!!!
Sunday, November 06, 2011      17 comments

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.... Read more
Turpentine vs Holy Water!!!
Saturday, November 05, 2011      17 comments

emoticon A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine... He was shaking it... Read more
Kids and Bible Study!!!
Friday, November 04, 2011      11 comments

Some old, some new LOT 'S WIFE The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot 's wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt, when little Jason interrupted, 'My Mommy looked back once while she... Read more
Thursday, November 03, 2011      24 comments

I got a new stick deodorant today. The instructions said: Remove cap and push up bottom. I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells lovely. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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The Used Car!
Wednesday, November 02, 2011      18 comments

If you don't laugh at this one you need to lighten up! It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds.. As he was checking... Read more
How To Start a Fight!!!!
Tuesday, November 01, 2011      21 comments

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?' 'No,' she answered. I then said, 'Is that your final answ... Read more
Three Nuns!!!!
Monday, October 31, 2011      13 comments

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, 'Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you... Read more
You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:
Sunday, October 30, 2011      27 comments

10. You keep knocking on your own front door. 9. You remove your false teeth to change your appearance. 8. You ask for soft high fiber candy only. 7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your ba... Read more
Saturday, October 29, 2011      10 comments

This is good for a LAUGH or two. . . Rely On Scripture A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services , when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing ... Read more
Negative People!!!!
Friday, October 28, 2011      18 comments

This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade. So remember this story the next time someone who knows nothing and cares less tries to make your life miserable. A woman ... Read more
Thursday, October 27, 2011      18 comments

To avoid it.... Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruit and veggies. Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C. Get plenty of exercise because it builds your immune system. Walk for... Read more
Father of the Year!!!
Friday, October 21, 2011      18 comments

A man boarded a plane with six kids. After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, "Are all of those kids yours?" He replied, "No, Ma'am, I work f... Read more
Breakfast Special!!!!
Thursday, October 20, 2011      17 comments

$2.99 SPECIAL I love it............................
..... If you are a senior you will understand this one, if you deal with seniors, this should help you understand them a little better, and if you are not a senior yet...... Read more
Wednesday, October 19, 2011      16 comments

Four Catholic Men and a lone Catholic Woman were having coffee in St. Peter's Square. The First Catholic Man tells his Friends, "My Son is a Priest. When He walks into a Room, everyone calls Him, "Father." The Second Cat... Read more

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