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More Kids in Church!!!
Tuesday, October 18, 2011      16 comments

3-year-old Reese : 'Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen.' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~ A little boy was overheard praying: 'Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worr... Read more
Simple Truths!!!
Monday, October 17, 2011      11 comments

SIMPLE TRUTH 1 Partners help each other undress before sex. However after sex, they always dress on their own. Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed. SIMPLE TRUTH 2 When a lady is pregnant, all... Read more
LENA and OLE!!!!
Sunday, October 16, 2011      16 comments

Lena is pregnant with Ole's child. Late one night, Lena vakes up Ole and says, 'I tink it's time!' So Ole fired up the Yohn Deere tractor and took her to the hospital to have their first baby. She had a little boy, ... Read more
Why Some Men Have a Dog And No Wife:
Saturday, October 15, 2011      21 comments

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog's parents never v... Read more
Did I Read That Right?!?!?!
Friday, October 14, 2011      16 comments

Not Just for Grandparents!!!!
Thursday, October 13, 2011      16 comments

How children perceive their grandparents 1. She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter, as she'd done many times before. After she applied her lipstick and started to l... Read more
Wednesday, October 12, 2011      13 comments

Lexiphile (i.e., "lovers of words" you know . . . like . . . you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish . . . or, I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger . . . then it hit me . . . .etc.). Well, here are some for you to enjoy ... Read more
The New Alphabet!!!
Tuesday, October 11, 2011      13 comments

A is for apple, and B is for boat, that used to be right, but now it won't float! Age before beauty is what we once said, but let's be a bit more realistic instead. Now The New Alphabet: A is for arthritis; B is the... Read more
A Police STOP at 2 AM!!!!
Monday, October 10, 2011      20 comments

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body ... Read more
Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!!!
Sunday, October 09, 2011      12 comments

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a containe... Read more
Girls Night Out!!!!
Saturday, October 08, 2011      11 comments

Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married.... If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humor. The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girl... Read more
Breeding Bulls!!!!
Friday, October 07, 2011      13 comments

My wife and I went to the farmer's fair and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, ' THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR' ... Read more
Thursday, October 06, 2011      16 comments

I had to look up "paraprosdokian". Here is the definition: "Figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently used in a humorous situation." "Where there's a will, I want to be in ... Read more
Cletus and Billy Bob!!!!
Wednesday, October 05, 2011      19 comments

Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old green John Deere. Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and ... Read more
A Good Catholic Joke!!!
Tuesday, October 04, 2011      19 comments

An old nun who was living in a convent next to a construction site Noticed the coarse language of the workers And decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways. She decided she would take her lunch; Sit wi... Read more

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