Baptizing A Drunk !!!!!
A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. The drunk walks into the water and bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell... Read more
Lovemaking Tips for Seniors!!!!
1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed.
2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.
3. Set the mood with lighting.. (Turn them ALL OFF!)
4. Make sure you put 911 on... Read more
The Wrecked Honeymoon!!!
Please excuse the rough language at the end of the following story. I would have deleted it, but the story just wouldn't be the same...
A young couple married and went on their honeymoon. When they returned,
the brid... Read more
A Short Hot Love Story!!!
I shall see and find you...
I shall take you to bed and control you...
I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you grunt and groan...
I will make you beg for mercy...
I will exhaust you to the point t... Read more
Man Riding Bike!!!
A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his
Mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives,
when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them was how to
speak... Read more
FOR THOSE OF US WHO REMEMBER
I can remember coming home from school and watching this with my grandmother!
These great questions and answers are from the days when ' Hollywood Squares' game show responses were spontaneous, not script... Read more
Medical distinction between Guts and Balls!!!!
There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We’ve all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:
GUTS – ... Read more
Girls Night Out!!!
Two wives go out for girls night. Both got drunk, started walking home and had
to pee. They stopped at a cemetery but had nothing to wipe with. One used her
panties the other grabbed a wreath off a grave.
The ne... Read more
Two little old ladies, Dorace & Jackie
Two little old ladies, Dorace & Jackie were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The short one, Jackie, leaned over and said, 'Life is so boring. We never have any fun any more. For $1... Read more
Lost Hubby Report!!!
A wife went to the police station with her next door neighbor to report
that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description. She
said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, and
... Read more
The Lone Ranger's Last Request
The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured
by an enemy Indian War Party.
The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, YOU are the great Lone Ranger" ....
"In honor of the Harvest Festival,
YOU will be executed in three days."
... Read more
THE BEST DRUNK STORY OF THE MONTH!!!!
A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and... Read more
TWO NUNS WERE SHOPPING AT A 7-11 STORE. AS THEY PASSED BY THE BEER COOLER, ONE NUN SAID TO THE OTHER,
" WOULDN'T A NICE COOL BEER OR TWO TASTE WONDERFUL ON A HOT SUMMER EVENING?"
THE SECOND NUN ANSWERED,
"INDEE... Read more
Ed and Nancy!!!!
Ed and Nancy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her.
When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home.
... Read more
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