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The New Alphabet!!!
Tuesday, October 11, 2011      13 comments

A is for apple, and B is for boat, that used to be right, but now it won't float! Age before beauty is what we once said, but let's be a bit more realistic instead. Now The New Alphabet: A is for arthritis; B is the... Read more
A Police STOP at 2 AM!!!!
Monday, October 10, 2011      20 comments

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body ... Read more
Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!!!
Sunday, October 09, 2011      12 comments

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a containe... Read more
Girls Night Out!!!!
Saturday, October 08, 2011      11 comments

Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married.... If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humor. The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girl... Read more
Breeding Bulls!!!!
Friday, October 07, 2011      13 comments

My wife and I went to the farmer's fair and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, ' THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR' ... Read more
Thursday, October 06, 2011      16 comments

I had to look up "paraprosdokian". Here is the definition: "Figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently used in a humorous situation." "Where there's a will, I want to be in ... Read more
Cletus and Billy Bob!!!!
Wednesday, October 05, 2011      19 comments

Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old green John Deere. Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and ... Read more
A Good Catholic Joke!!!
Tuesday, October 04, 2011      19 comments

An old nun who was living in a convent next to a construction site Noticed the coarse language of the workers And decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways. She decided she would take her lunch; Sit wi... Read more
Monday, October 03, 2011      21 comments

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his ... Read more
Changes without understanding the Aim!!!
Saturday, September 24, 2011      16 comments

The Sierra Club and the U.S. Forest Service were presenting an alternative to the Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote population. It seems that after years of the ranchers using the tried and true method of shoo... Read more
Baptizing A Drunk !!!!!
Friday, September 23, 2011      17 comments

A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. The drunk walks into the water and bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell... Read more
Lovemaking Tips for Seniors!!!!
Thursday, September 22, 2011      23 comments

1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed. 2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle. 3. Set the mood with lighting.. (Turn them ALL OFF!) 4. Make sure you put 911 on... Read more
The Wrecked Honeymoon!!!
Wednesday, September 21, 2011      22 comments

Please excuse the rough language at the end of the following story. I would have deleted it, but the story just wouldn't be the same... A young couple married and went on their honeymoon. When they returned, the brid... Read more
A Short Hot Love Story!!!
Tuesday, September 20, 2011      16 comments

I shall see and find you... I shall take you to bed and control you... I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you grunt and groan... I will make you beg for mercy... I will exhaust you to the point t... Read more
Man Riding Bike!!!
Monday, September 19, 2011      12 comments

A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his Mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives, when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them was how to speak... Read more

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