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Baptizing A Drunk !!!!!

Friday, September 23, 2011      17 comments

A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. The drunk walks into the water and bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell... Read more

Lovemaking Tips for Seniors!!!!

Thursday, September 22, 2011      23 comments

1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed. 2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle. 3. Set the mood with lighting.. (Turn them ALL OFF!) 4. Make sure you put 911 on... Read more

The Wrecked Honeymoon!!!

Wednesday, September 21, 2011      22 comments

Please excuse the rough language at the end of the following story. I would have deleted it, but the story just wouldn't be the same... A young couple married and went on their honeymoon. When they returned, the brid... Read more

A Short Hot Love Story!!!

Tuesday, September 20, 2011      16 comments

I shall see and find you... I shall take you to bed and control you... I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you grunt and groan... I will make you beg for mercy... I will exhaust you to the point t... Read more

Man Riding Bike!!!

Monday, September 19, 2011      12 comments

A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his Mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives, when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them was how to speak... Read more

FOR THOSE OF US WHO REMEMBER

Sunday, September 18, 2011      16 comments

I can remember coming home from school and watching this with my grandmother! Hollywood Squares: These great questions and answers are from the days when ' Hollywood Squares' game show responses were spontaneous, not script... Read more

Medical distinction between Guts and Balls!!!!

Saturday, September 17, 2011      17 comments

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We’ve all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions: GUTS – ... Read more

Girls Night Out!!!

Friday, September 16, 2011      14 comments

Two wives go out for girls night. Both got drunk, started walking home and had to pee. They stopped at a cemetery but had nothing to wipe with. One used her panties the other grabbed a wreath off a grave. The ne... Read more

Two little old ladies, Dorace & Jackie

Thursday, September 15, 2011      17 comments

Two little old ladies, Dorace & Jackie were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The short one, Jackie, leaned over and said, 'Life is so boring. We never have any fun any more. For $1... Read more

Lost Hubby Report!!!

Wednesday, September 14, 2011      20 comments

A wife went to the police station with her next door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description. She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, and ... Read more

A LEGAL QUESTION...

Tuesday, September 13, 2011      20 comments

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The Lone Ranger's Last Request

Monday, September 12, 2011      16 comments

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War Party. The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, YOU are the great Lone Ranger" .... "In honor of the Harvest Festival, YOU will be executed in three days." ... Read more

THE BEST DRUNK STORY OF THE MONTH!!!!

Sunday, September 11, 2011      23 comments

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and... Read more

CATHOLIC SHAMPOO!!!!!

Saturday, September 10, 2011      24 comments

TWO NUNS WERE SHOPPING AT A 7-11 STORE. AS THEY PASSED BY THE BEER COOLER, ONE NUN SAID TO THE OTHER, " WOULDN'T A NICE COOL BEER OR TWO TASTE WONDERFUL ON A HOT SUMMER EVENING?" THE SECOND NUN ANSWERED, "INDEE... Read more

Ed and Nancy!!!!

Friday, September 09, 2011      15 comments

Ed and Nancy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her. When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home. ... Read more


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