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Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!!!

Sunday, October 09, 2011      12 comments

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a containe... Read more

Girls Night Out!!!!

Saturday, October 08, 2011      11 comments

Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married.... If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humor. The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girl... Read more

Breeding Bulls!!!!

Friday, October 07, 2011      13 comments

My wife and I went to the farmer's fair and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, ' THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR' ... Read more

PARAPROSDOKIANS!!!!!

Thursday, October 06, 2011      16 comments

I had to look up "paraprosdokian". Here is the definition: "Figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently used in a humorous situation." "Where there's a will, I want to be in ... Read more

Cletus and Billy Bob!!!!

Wednesday, October 05, 2011      19 comments

Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old green John Deere. Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and ... Read more

A Good Catholic Joke!!!

Tuesday, October 04, 2011      19 comments

An old nun who was living in a convent next to a construction site Noticed the coarse language of the workers And decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways. She decided she would take her lunch; Sit wi... Read more

APARTMENT for RENT!!!!

Monday, October 03, 2011      21 comments

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his ... Read more

Changes without understanding the Aim!!!

Saturday, September 24, 2011      16 comments

The Sierra Club and the U.S. Forest Service were presenting an alternative to the Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote population. It seems that after years of the ranchers using the tried and true method of shoo... Read more

Baptizing A Drunk !!!!!

Friday, September 23, 2011      17 comments

A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. The drunk walks into the water and bumps into the preacher. The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell... Read more

Lovemaking Tips for Seniors!!!!

Thursday, September 22, 2011      23 comments

1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed. 2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle. 3. Set the mood with lighting.. (Turn them ALL OFF!) 4. Make sure you put 911 on... Read more

The Wrecked Honeymoon!!!

Wednesday, September 21, 2011      22 comments

Please excuse the rough language at the end of the following story. I would have deleted it, but the story just wouldn't be the same... A young couple married and went on their honeymoon. When they returned, the brid... Read more

A Short Hot Love Story!!!

Tuesday, September 20, 2011      16 comments

I shall see and find you... I shall take you to bed and control you... I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you grunt and groan... I will make you beg for mercy... I will exhaust you to the point t... Read more

Man Riding Bike!!!

Monday, September 19, 2011      12 comments

A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his Mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives, when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them was how to speak... Read more

FOR THOSE OF US WHO REMEMBER

Sunday, September 18, 2011      16 comments

I can remember coming home from school and watching this with my grandmother! Hollywood Squares: These great questions and answers are from the days when ' Hollywood Squares' game show responses were spontaneous, not script... Read more

Medical distinction between Guts and Balls!!!!

Saturday, September 17, 2011      17 comments

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We’ve all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions: GUTS – ... Read more


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