A dog lover, whose poodle was a bitch and 'in heat', agreed to look
after and house her neighbors' male poodle while they were away on vacation.
She had a large house, and believed that she could keep them apart,
but as she... Read more
A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot.
The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to b... Read more
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom,
walked into a local Hooters.
The place was hopping with music and loud
conversation and every once in a while 'the lights would turn
Each time the lights would go out... Read more
ANOTHER CHAPTER OF "THEY WALK AMONG US AND REPRODUCE!!
Actual call center conversations!
Customer: 'I've been calling 700-1000 for two days and can'... Read more
Thursday, September 01, 2011
Mother decided that 10 year old Cathy should get something practical for her birthday. She said, "Suppose we open a savings account for you?"
"It's your account," mother said, as they arrived at the bank, "so... Read more
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but ... Read more
ATD - at the doctors.
BFF - best friend fell.
BTW - bring the wheelchair.
BYOT - bring your own teeth.
FWIW - forgot where I was.
GGPBL - gotta go, pacemaker battery low.
GHA - got heartbu... Read more
One day a man decided to retire...
He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank.
He soon found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, not... Read more
Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there is no need to worry.
By taking a few minutes each day for a week preceding the exam and doing the
following exercises, you will be totally prepared for the test and best o... Read more
BEST TRUE LAWYER STORY OF THE YEAR, DECADE, AND POSSIBLY THE CENTURY
This took place in Charlotte , North Carolina . A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fir... Read more
Bill worked in a pickle factory.
He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day
to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.
He had an urge to stick his peni... Read more