Girls Night Out!!!
Two wives go out for girls night. Both got drunk, started walking home and had
to pee. They stopped at a cemetery but had nothing to wipe with. One used her
panties the other grabbed a wreath off a grave.
The ne... Read more
Two little old ladies, Dorace & Jackie
Two little old ladies, Dorace & Jackie were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The short one, Jackie, leaned over and said, 'Life is so boring. We never have any fun any more. For $1... Read more
Lost Hubby Report!!!
A wife went to the police station with her next door neighbor to report
that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description. She
said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, and
... Read more
The Lone Ranger's Last Request
The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured
by an enemy Indian War Party.
The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, YOU are the great Lone Ranger" ....
"In honor of the Harvest Festival,
YOU will be executed in three days."
... Read more
THE BEST DRUNK STORY OF THE MONTH!!!!
A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and... Read more
TWO NUNS WERE SHOPPING AT A 7-11 STORE. AS THEY PASSED BY THE BEER COOLER, ONE NUN SAID TO THE OTHER,
" WOULDN'T A NICE COOL BEER OR TWO TASTE WONDERFUL ON A HOT SUMMER EVENING?"
THE SECOND NUN ANSWERED,
"INDEE... Read more
Ed and Nancy!!!!
Ed and Nancy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her.
When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home.
... Read more
In honor of Arnold Schwarzenegger, a new commandment has been created. Be sure to write
this one in underneath the other ten:
"Thou Shalt Not Share Thy Rod With Thy Staff."
Amish and the Elevator!!!
A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by
everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, 'Wh... Read more
After Hours Veterinarian!!!!
A dog lover, whose poodle was a bitch and 'in heat', agreed to look
after and house her neighbors' male poodle while they were away on vacation.
She had a large house, and believed that she could keep them apart,
but as she... Read more
A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot.
The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to b... Read more
The Nun at Hooters
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom,
walked into a local Hooters.
The place was hopping with music and loud
conversation and every once in a while 'the lights would turn
Each time the lights would go out... Read more
How BOOBS Got Their Name
Makes sense to me!!!!
ANOTHER CHAPTER OF "THEY WALK AMONG US AND REPRODUCE!!
Actual call center conversations!
Customer: 'I've been calling 700-1000 for two days and can'... Read more
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