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11th Commandment!!!!!

Thursday, September 08, 2011      14 comments

In honor of Arnold Schwarzenegger, a new commandment has been created. Be sure to write this one in underneath the other ten: "Thou Shalt Not Share Thy Rod With Thy Staff." Read more

Amish and the Elevator!!!

Wednesday, September 07, 2011      27 comments

A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, 'Wh... Read more

After Hours Veterinarian!!!!

Tuesday, September 06, 2011      16 comments

A dog lover, whose poodle was a bitch and 'in heat', agreed to look after and house her neighbors' male poodle while they were away on vacation. She had a large house, and believed that she could keep them apart, but as she... Read more

Surgery!!!! lol

Monday, September 05, 2011      25 comments

A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to b... Read more

The Nun at Hooters

Sunday, September 04, 2011      30 comments

A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while 'the lights would turn off.' Each time the lights would go out... Read more

How BOOBS Got Their Name

Saturday, September 03, 2011      25 comments

Makes sense to me!!!! emoticonRead more

Hello, Operator!!!!

Friday, September 02, 2011      20 comments

ANOTHER CHAPTER OF "THEY WALK AMONG US AND REPRODUCE!! Actual call center conversations! Customer: 'I've been calling 700-1000 for two days and can'... Read more


Thursday, September 01, 2011      22 comments

Bank Name: Mother decided that 10 year old Cathy should get something practical for her birthday. She said, "Suppose we open a savings account for you?" "It's your account," mother said, as they arrived at the bank, "so... Read more


Wednesday, August 31, 2011      31 comments

Her Diary: Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but ... Read more

Texting for old folks:

Tuesday, August 30, 2011      23 comments

ATD - at the doctors. BFF - best friend fell. BTW - bring the wheelchair. BYOT - bring your own teeth. FWIW - forgot where I was. GGPBL - gotta go, pacemaker battery low. GHA - got heartbu... Read more

One Man's Retirement!!!

Monday, August 29, 2011      20 comments

One day a man decided to retire... He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank. He soon found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, not... Read more


Saturday, August 27, 2011      24 comments

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale 'He rings the bell and ... Read more

Mammogram Secrets !!!!

Sunday, August 21, 2011      27 comments

Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there is no need to worry. By taking a few minutes each day for a week preceding the exam and doing the following exercises, you will be totally prepared for the test and best o... Read more

A Lawyer Story.....only in America!!!

Saturday, August 20, 2011      33 comments

BEST TRUE LAWYER STORY OF THE YEAR, DECADE, AND POSSIBLY THE CENTURY This took place in Charlotte , North Carolina . A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fir... Read more

Top Two Adult Jokes of 2011

Friday, August 19, 2011      22 comments

Runner Up: Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his peni... Read more

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