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Medical distinction between Guts and Balls!!!!
Saturday, September 17, 2011      17 comments

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We’ve all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions: GUTS – ... Read more
Girls Night Out!!!
Friday, September 16, 2011      14 comments

Two wives go out for girls night. Both got drunk, started walking home and had to pee. They stopped at a cemetery but had nothing to wipe with. One used her panties the other grabbed a wreath off a grave. The ne... Read more
Two little old ladies, Dorace & Jackie
Thursday, September 15, 2011      17 comments

Two little old ladies, Dorace & Jackie were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The short one, Jackie, leaned over and said, 'Life is so boring. We never have any fun any more. For $1... Read more
Lost Hubby Report!!!
Wednesday, September 14, 2011      20 comments

A wife went to the police station with her next door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description. She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, and ... Read more
A LEGAL QUESTION...
Tuesday, September 13, 2011      20 comments

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The Lone Ranger's Last Request
Monday, September 12, 2011      16 comments

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War Party. The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, YOU are the great Lone Ranger" .... "In honor of the Harvest Festival, YOU will be executed in three days." ... Read more
THE BEST DRUNK STORY OF THE MONTH!!!!
Sunday, September 11, 2011      23 comments

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and... Read more
CATHOLIC SHAMPOO!!!!!
Saturday, September 10, 2011      24 comments

TWO NUNS WERE SHOPPING AT A 7-11 STORE. AS THEY PASSED BY THE BEER COOLER, ONE NUN SAID TO THE OTHER, " WOULDN'T A NICE COOL BEER OR TWO TASTE WONDERFUL ON A HOT SUMMER EVENING?" THE SECOND NUN ANSWERED, "INDEE... Read more
Ed and Nancy!!!!
Friday, September 09, 2011      15 comments

Ed and Nancy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her. When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home. ... Read more
11th Commandment!!!!!
Thursday, September 08, 2011      14 comments

In honor of Arnold Schwarzenegger, a new commandment has been created. Be sure to write this one in underneath the other ten: "Thou Shalt Not Share Thy Rod With Thy Staff." ... Read more
Amish and the Elevator!!!
Wednesday, September 07, 2011      27 comments

A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, 'Wh... Read more
After Hours Veterinarian!!!!
Tuesday, September 06, 2011      16 comments

A dog lover, whose poodle was a bitch and 'in heat', agreed to look after and house her neighbors' male poodle while they were away on vacation. She had a large house, and believed that she could keep them apart, but as she... Read more
Surgery!!!! lol
Monday, September 05, 2011      25 comments

A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to b... Read more
The Nun at Hooters
Sunday, September 04, 2011      30 comments

A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while 'the lights would turn off.' Each time the lights would go out... Read more
How BOOBS Got Their Name
Saturday, September 03, 2011      25 comments

Makes sense to me!!!! ... Read more

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