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Hello, Operator!!!!

Friday, September 02, 2011      20 comments

ANOTHER CHAPTER OF "THEY WALK AMONG US AND REPRODUCE!! Actual call center conversations! Customer: 'I've been calling 700-1000 for two days and can'... Read more

Funnies!!!

Thursday, September 01, 2011      22 comments

Bank Name: Mother decided that 10 year old Cathy should get something practical for her birthday. She said, "Suppose we open a savings account for you?" "It's your account," mother said, as they arrived at the bank, "so... Read more

HIS AND HER DIARY FOR THE SAME DAY:

Wednesday, August 31, 2011      31 comments

Her Diary: Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but ... Read more

Texting for old folks:

Tuesday, August 30, 2011      23 comments

ATD - at the doctors. BFF - best friend fell. BTW - bring the wheelchair. BYOT - bring your own teeth. FWIW - forgot where I was. GGPBL - gotta go, pacemaker battery low. GHA - got heartbu... Read more

One Man's Retirement!!!

Monday, August 29, 2011      20 comments

One day a man decided to retire... He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank. He soon found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, not... Read more

DOG FOR SALE :

Saturday, August 27, 2011      24 comments

A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale 'He rings the bell and ... Read more

Mammogram Secrets !!!!

Sunday, August 21, 2011      27 comments

Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there is no need to worry. By taking a few minutes each day for a week preceding the exam and doing the following exercises, you will be totally prepared for the test and best o... Read more

A Lawyer Story.....only in America!!!

Saturday, August 20, 2011      33 comments

BEST TRUE LAWYER STORY OF THE YEAR, DECADE, AND POSSIBLY THE CENTURY This took place in Charlotte , North Carolina . A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fir... Read more

Top Two Adult Jokes of 2011

Friday, August 19, 2011      22 comments

Runner Up: Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his peni... Read more

How to serve chicken wings to a man!!!! (adult material)

Thursday, August 18, 2011      30 comments

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Canadian view of Mt Rushmore!!!!!

Wednesday, August 17, 2011      27 comments

Some things you just have to pass along! You know, there are some things that you just never think of.....like Mt. Rushmore from the Canadian side. Read more

Kids and Pets!!!!

Tuesday, August 16, 2011      18 comments

My favorite combination!!!! Read more

Ah, Women!!!

Monday, August 15, 2011      20 comments

Housework was a woman's job, but one evening, Janice arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer Dinner was on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished! ... Read more

Questions on aging!!!

Sunday, August 14, 2011      16 comments

Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore under fiction. Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? A:... Read more

Points to Ponder!!!

Saturday, August 13, 2011      16 comments

1 I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. 2 There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead. 3 Life is sexually transmitted. 4 ... Read more


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