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Ah, Women!!!
Monday, August 15, 2011      20 comments

Housework was a woman's job, but one evening, Janice arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer Dinner was on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished! ... Read more
Questions on aging!!!
Sunday, August 14, 2011      16 comments

Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore under fiction. Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? A:... Read more
Points to Ponder!!!
Saturday, August 13, 2011      16 comments

1· I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. 2· There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead. 3· Life is sexually transmitted. 4· ... Read more
The Goldberg Brothers!!!
Friday, August 12, 2011      17 comments

I'LL BET YOU NEVER HAD A CLUE ABOUT THIS !!! The Goldberg Brothers - The Inventors of the Automobile Air Conditioner Here's a little factoid for automotive buffs or just to dazzle your friends. The four Goldbe... Read more
He's My Brother!!!!
Thursday, August 11, 2011      26 comments

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight," the boy replied. The... Read more
Sunday Morning Sex!!!
Wednesday, August 10, 2011      27 comments

I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling. Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfrot her. When s... Read more
God Loves Drunk People Too!!!!!
Tuesday, August 09, 2011      26 comments

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband... Read more
Catholic Heart Attack!!!!!
Saturday, August 06, 2011      19 comments

You don't have to be Catholic to appreciate this one!!! A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. A store clerk called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed... Read more
Las Vegas News!!!!
Friday, August 05, 2011      26 comments

I TRULY DID NOT KNOW THIS! Las Vegas Churches accept gambling chips THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS , BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS. NOT SURPRISINGLY,... Read more
Holy Humor!!!!
Thursday, August 04, 2011      15 comments

A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!" His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you 'know' what the Bible means? The son replied, "I do know!" "Okay," said his fathe... Read more
The Rooster
Wednesday, August 03, 2011      14 comments

A FARMER DECIDED HE WANTED TO GO TO TOWN AND SEE A MOVIE. THE TICKET AGENT ASKED, "SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER?" THE OLD FARMER SAID, "THAT'S MY PET ROOSTER CHUCK. WHEREVER I GO, CHUCK GOES." "I'M SOR... Read more
Humor for Lexiphiles!!!
Tuesday, August 02, 2011      17 comments

HERE ARE A FEW LEXIPHILES! Lexiphiles.... lovers of words..... You know that you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish. To write with a broken pencil is . . . ... Read more
Tickle Me Elmo!!!
Tuesday, July 26, 2011      26 comments

A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and told to report to to work promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45, there's a knock at the personnel manger's door. The assembly line foreman comes in and starts rantin... Read more
Boy in the Closet!
Monday, July 25, 2011      20 comments

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, he sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts he... Read more
Why Men can Pee Standing Up!
Sunday, July 24, 2011      41 comments

God was just about done creating humans, but he had two parts left over. He couldn't decide how to split them between Adam and Eve so the thought He might just as well ask them. He told them one of the things He had left wa... Read more

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