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The Rooster

Wednesday, August 03, 2011      14 comments

A FARMER DECIDED HE WANTED TO GO TO TOWN AND SEE A MOVIE. THE TICKET AGENT ASKED, "SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER?" THE OLD FARMER SAID, "THAT'S MY PET ROOSTER CHUCK. WHEREVER I GO, CHUCK GOES." "I'M SOR... Read more

Humor for Lexiphiles!!!

Tuesday, August 02, 2011      17 comments

HERE ARE A FEW LEXIPHILES! Lexiphiles.... lovers of words..... You know that you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish. To write with a broken pencil is . . . ... Read more

Tickle Me Elmo!!!

Tuesday, July 26, 2011      26 comments

A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and told to report to to work promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45, there's a knock at the personnel manger's door. The assembly line foreman comes in and starts rantin... Read more

Boy in the Closet!

Monday, July 25, 2011      20 comments

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, he sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts he... Read more

Why Men can Pee Standing Up!

Sunday, July 24, 2011      41 comments

God was just about done creating humans, but he had two parts left over. He couldn't decide how to split them between Adam and Eve so the thought He might just as well ask them. He told them one of the things He had left wa... Read more

Perfect Marriage

Saturday, July 23, 2011      18 comments

Sharing in Marriage... The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife. He then care... Read more

Only a farm kid knows

Friday, July 22, 2011      19 comments

When you're from the country, your perception is a little different. A Burke County farmer in his pickup, drove to a neighbor's, and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. "Is your Dad home?" "No sir,... Read more

PHENOMENAL 2 LETTER WORD!!

Thursday, July 21, 2011      19 comments

I'm sure you will enjoy this. Here is one word in the English language that can be a noun, verb, adj, adv, prep. UP Read until the end ... you'll laugh. Th... Read more

Old man at the mall!!!

Wednesday, July 20, 2011      20 comments

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue and yellow. The old man just stared. The y... Read more

Redneck Newlyweds!!!!

Tuesday, July 19, 2011      16 comments

A week after their marriage, the Redneck Newlyweds paid a visit to their doctor. "I can't figure it out doc, and I'm really worried," said the husband. "My testicles are turning blue." "That's pretty unusual," sa... Read more

How to impress a woman vs a man!!!

Monday, July 18, 2011      20 comments

To impress a woman: Wine her, dine her, call her, hug her, support her, hold her, surprise her, compliment her, smile at her, listen to her, laugh with her cry with her, romance... Read more

Satan!!!!

Sunday, July 17, 2011      22 comments

A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appears at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, tram... Read more

GRANDMOTHER WOULD KNOW...

Saturday, July 16, 2011      27 comments

~A Cup of Tea ~ One day my Gramma was out, and my Grampa was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set'... Read more

Those Southerners have a way with words!

Friday, July 15, 2011      23 comments

These are actual comments made by South Carolina Troopers that were taken off their car videos: 1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through." 2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tigh... Read more

Rubber Gloves!!!!

Thursday, July 14, 2011      22 comments

Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this: A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his glove... Read more


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