A FARMER DECIDED HE WANTED TO GO TO TOWN AND SEE A MOVIE.
THE TICKET AGENT ASKED, "SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER?"
THE OLD FARMER SAID, "THAT'S MY PET ROOSTER CHUCK. WHEREVER I GO, CHUCK GOES."
"I'M SOR... Read more
Humor for Lexiphiles!!!
HERE ARE A FEW LEXIPHILES!
Lexiphiles.... lovers of words.....
You know that you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
To write with a broken pencil is . . . ... Read more
Tickle Me Elmo!!!
A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and told to report to to work promptly at 8:00 AM.
The next day at 8:45, there's a knock at the personnel manger's door. The assembly line foreman comes in and starts rantin... Read more
Boy in the Closet!
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, he sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.
The woman's husband also comes home. She puts he... Read more
Why Men can Pee Standing Up!
God was just about done creating humans, but he had two parts left over.
He couldn't decide how to split them between Adam and Eve so the thought He might just as well ask them.
He told them one of the things He had left wa... Read more
Sharing in Marriage...
The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.
He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half
in front of his wife.
He then care... Read more
Only a farm kid knows
When you're from the country, your perception is a little different.
A Burke County farmer in his pickup, drove to a neighbor's, and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door.
"Is your Dad home?"
"No sir,... Read more
PHENOMENAL 2 LETTER WORD!!
I'm sure you will enjoy this. Here is one word in the English language that can be a noun, verb, adj, adv, prep.
Read until the end ... you'll laugh.
Th... Read more
Old man at the mall!!!
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall.
A young man walked up to the bench and sat down.
He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red,
orange, blue and yellow.
The old man just stared.
The y... Read more
A week after their marriage, the Redneck Newlyweds paid a visit to their doctor.
"I can't figure it out doc, and I'm really worried," said the husband.
"My testicles are turning blue."
"That's pretty unusual," sa... Read more
How to impress a woman vs a man!!!
To impress a woman:
smile at her,
listen to her,
laugh with her
cry with her,
romance... Read more
A few minutes before the church services started, the
congregation was sitting in their pews and talking.
Suddenly, Satan appears at the front of the church.
Everyone started screaming and running for the front
entrance, tram... Read more
GRANDMOTHER WOULD KNOW...
~A Cup of Tea ~
One day my Gramma was out, and my Grampa was in charge of me.
I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set'... Read more
Those Southerners have a way with words!
These are actual comments made by South Carolina Troopers that were taken off their car videos:
1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through."
2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tigh... Read more
Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this:
A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his glove... Read more
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