Points to Ponder!!!
1· I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most
people die of natural causes.
2· There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
3· Life is sexually transmitted.
4· ... Read more
The Goldberg Brothers!!!
I'LL BET YOU NEVER HAD A CLUE ABOUT THIS !!!
The Goldberg Brothers - The Inventors of the Automobile Air Conditioner
Here's a little factoid for automotive buffs or just to dazzle your friends.
The four Goldbe... Read more
He's My Brother!!!!
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"
"Eight," the boy replied.
The... Read more
Sunday Morning Sex!!!
I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling.
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfrot her. When s... Read more
God Loves Drunk People Too!!!!!
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.
The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband... Read more
Catholic Heart Attack!!!!!
You don't have to be Catholic to appreciate this one!!!
A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store.
A store clerk called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor.
The paramedics rushed... Read more
Las Vegas News!!!!
I TRULY DID NOT KNOW THIS!
Las Vegas Churches accept gambling chips THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF
YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS , BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS.
NOT SURPRISINGLY,... Read more
A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!"
His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you 'know' what the Bible means?
The son replied, "I do know!"
"Okay," said his fathe... Read more
A FARMER DECIDED HE WANTED TO GO TO TOWN AND SEE A MOVIE.
THE TICKET AGENT ASKED, "SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER?"
THE OLD FARMER SAID, "THAT'S MY PET ROOSTER CHUCK. WHEREVER I GO, CHUCK GOES."
"I'M SOR... Read more
Humor for Lexiphiles!!!
HERE ARE A FEW LEXIPHILES!
Lexiphiles.... lovers of words.....
You know that you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
To write with a broken pencil is . . . ... Read more
Tickle Me Elmo!!!
A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and told to report to to work promptly at 8:00 AM.
The next day at 8:45, there's a knock at the personnel manger's door. The assembly line foreman comes in and starts rantin... Read more
Boy in the Closet!
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, he sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.
The woman's husband also comes home. She puts he... Read more
Why Men can Pee Standing Up!
God was just about done creating humans, but he had two parts left over.
He couldn't decide how to split them between Adam and Eve so the thought He might just as well ask them.
He told them one of the things He had left wa... Read more
Sharing in Marriage...
The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.
He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half
in front of his wife.
He then care... Read more
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Only a farm kid knows
When you're from the country, your perception is a little different.
A Burke County farmer in his pickup, drove to a neighbor's, and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door.
"Is your Dad home?"
"No sir,... Read more