PHENOMENAL 2 LETTER WORD!!
I'm sure you will enjoy this. Here is one word in the English language that can be a noun, verb, adj, adv, prep.
Read until the end ... you'll laugh.
Th... Read more
Old man at the mall!!!
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall.
A young man walked up to the bench and sat down.
He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red,
orange, blue and yellow.
The old man just stared.
The y... Read more
A week after their marriage, the Redneck Newlyweds paid a visit to their doctor.
"I can't figure it out doc, and I'm really worried," said the husband.
"My testicles are turning blue."
"That's pretty unusual," sa... Read more
How to impress a woman vs a man!!!
To impress a woman:
smile at her,
listen to her,
laugh with her
cry with her,
romance... Read more
A few minutes before the church services started, the
congregation was sitting in their pews and talking.
Suddenly, Satan appears at the front of the church.
Everyone started screaming and running for the front
entrance, tram... Read more
GRANDMOTHER WOULD KNOW...
~A Cup of Tea ~
One day my Gramma was out, and my Grampa was in charge of me.
I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set'... Read more
Those Southerners have a way with words!
These are actual comments made by South Carolina Troopers that were taken off their car videos:
1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through."
2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tigh... Read more
Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this:
A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his glove... Read more
The Restroom Stop!!!
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall
"Hi, how are you?"
I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restrooms at a rest
stop but, I don't know what got in... Read more
Humor for the Day......Maxine for President!
For those of you who would like THE VERY BEST choice for President, we have a solution:
It is probably time we have a woman as President. One choice is a very special lady who has just about every answer to assist in helping us to sol... Read more
BUYING A MATURE WOMAN'S BATHING SUIT!!!!!
When I was a child in the 1950s, the bathing suit for the mature figure was-boned, trussed and reinforced, not so much sewn as engineered. They were built to hold back and uplift, and they did a good job.
Today's stretch fabrics are d... Read more
Songs of the 60's!!!!
Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the "Limbo" as if it were yesterday .
Bobby Darin --- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash
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The Gift of Laughter!!!
WITH EACH NEW DAY COMES A NEW BEGINNING, A NEW ADVENTURE, A CHANCE TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN SOMEONES LIFE!
LIFE AFTER DEATH
"DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER DEATH?" THE BOSS ASKED ONE OF HIS EMPLOYEES.
"YES, SIR," THE NE... Read more
Last week, she checked into a motel on her 50th birthday and she was a bit lonely.
She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised
in phone books for escorts and sensual massages."
She looked through the ... Read more
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The Curtain Rods!
On the first day, she sadly packed her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.
On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.
On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beauti... Read more