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The Restroom Stop!!!

Wednesday, July 13, 2011      23 comments

Too funny!!!! I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?" I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restrooms at a rest stop but, I don't know what got in... Read more

Humor for the Day......Maxine for President!

Tuesday, July 12, 2011      21 comments

For those of you who would like THE VERY BEST choice for President, we have a solution: It is probably time we have a woman as President. One choice is a very special lady who has just about every answer to assist in helping us to sol... Read more

BUYING A MATURE WOMAN'S BATHING SUIT!!!!!

Monday, July 11, 2011      24 comments

When I was a child in the 1950s, the bathing suit for the mature figure was-boned, trussed and reinforced, not so much sewn as engineered. They were built to hold back and uplift, and they did a good job. Today's stretch fabrics are d... Read more

Songs of the 60's!!!!

Sunday, July 10, 2011      23 comments

Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the "Limbo" as if it were yesterday . Bobby Darin --- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash ... Read more

The Gift of Laughter!!!

Saturday, July 09, 2011      19 comments

WITH EACH NEW DAY COMES A NEW BEGINNING, A NEW ADVENTURE, A CHANCE TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN SOMEONES LIFE! LIFE AFTER DEATH "DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER DEATH?" THE BOSS ASKED ONE OF HIS EMPLOYEES. "YES, SIR," THE NE... Read more

50th Birthday!!!!

Friday, July 08, 2011      29 comments

Last week, she checked into a motel on her 50th birthday and she was a bit lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages." She looked through the ... Read more

The Curtain Rods!

Thursday, July 07, 2011      19 comments

On the first day, she sadly packed her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beauti... Read more

MURDER AT WALMART!!!!!

Wednesday, July 06, 2011      45 comments

Tired of constantly being broke & stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary, and then arranging to have her k... Read more

Things My Mother Taught Me!!!!!

Tuesday, July 05, 2011      23 comments

~ AUTHOR UNKNOWN ~ 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. “If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out ... Read more

3 Norwegians

Monday, July 04, 2011      22 comments

Three Norwegians go down to Mexico to celebrate college graduation. They get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what ... Read more

Dinner!!!!

Sunday, July 03, 2011      21 comments

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass ey... Read more

Lunch with the girls through the ages!!!!

Saturday, July 02, 2011      19 comments

A group of 15-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Dairy Queen next to the Ocean View restaurant because they had only $6.00 among them and Jimmy Johnson, the cute boy ... Read more

Witticisms of Ignorance!!!!

Friday, July 01, 2011      21 comments

-It 's not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame. -You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. -We have enough youth.. How about a fountain of "smart"? -The original... Read more

Reincarnation

Thursday, June 30, 2011      19 comments

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first ... Read more

They "Still" Walk Amoung Us!!!!

Wednesday, June 29, 2011      27 comments

NEW YORK - resident Kathy Evans brought humiliation to her friends and family when she set a new standard for stupidity with her appearance on the popular TV show, 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.' Evans, a 32-year-old wif... Read more


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