BUYING A MATURE WOMAN'S BATHING SUIT!!!!!
When I was a child in the 1950s, the bathing suit for the mature figure was-boned, trussed and reinforced, not so much sewn as engineered. They were built to hold back and uplift, and they did a good job.
Today's stretch fabrics are d... Read more
Songs of the 60's!!!!
Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the "Limbo" as if it were yesterday .
Bobby Darin --- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash
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The Gift of Laughter!!!
WITH EACH NEW DAY COMES A NEW BEGINNING, A NEW ADVENTURE, A CHANCE TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN SOMEONES LIFE!
LIFE AFTER DEATH
"DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER DEATH?" THE BOSS ASKED ONE OF HIS EMPLOYEES.
"YES, SIR," THE NE... Read more
Last week, she checked into a motel on her 50th birthday and she was a bit lonely.
She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised
in phone books for escorts and sensual massages."
She looked through the ... Read more
The Curtain Rods!
On the first day, she sadly packed her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.
On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.
On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beauti... Read more
MURDER AT WALMART!!!!!
Tired of constantly
being broke & stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided
to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife
with himself as the beneficiary, and then arranging to have her k... Read more
Things My Mother Taught Me!!!!!
~ AUTHOR UNKNOWN ~
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. “If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out ... Read more
Three Norwegians go down to Mexico to celebrate college graduation. They
get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in
the morning, though none of them can remember what ... Read more
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
sitting at the next table.
He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to
talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass ey... Read more
Lunch with the girls through the ages!!!!
A group of 15-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner.
Finally, they agreed to meet at the Dairy Queen next to the Ocean View restaurant
because they had only $6.00 among them and Jimmy Johnson, the cute boy ... Read more
Witticisms of Ignorance!!!!
-It 's not whether you win or lose,
but how you place the blame.
-You are not drunk
if you can lie on the floor
without holding on.
-We have enough youth..
How about a fountain of "smart"?
-The original... Read more
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death.
Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all.
After a long life together, the husband was the first ... Read more
They "Still" Walk Amoung Us!!!!
NEW YORK - resident Kathy Evans brought humiliation to her friends and family when she set a new standard for stupidity with her appearance
on the popular TV show, 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.'
Evans, a 32-year-old wif... Read more
Black and White TV!
After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said ...
"Fifty" years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched
a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every ni... Read more
Notes to God from the Dog
Dear God: Is it on purpose our names are the same, only reversed ?
Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another ?
Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it... Read more
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