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Old man at the mall!!!

Wednesday, July 20, 2011      20 comments

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue and yellow. The old man just stared. The y... Read more

Redneck Newlyweds!!!!

Tuesday, July 19, 2011      16 comments

A week after their marriage, the Redneck Newlyweds paid a visit to their doctor. "I can't figure it out doc, and I'm really worried," said the husband. "My testicles are turning blue." "That's pretty unusual," sa... Read more

How to impress a woman vs a man!!!

Monday, July 18, 2011      20 comments

To impress a woman: Wine her, dine her, call her, hug her, support her, hold her, surprise her, compliment her, smile at her, listen to her, laugh with her cry with her, romance... Read more

Satan!!!!

Sunday, July 17, 2011      22 comments

A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appears at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, tram... Read more

GRANDMOTHER WOULD KNOW...

Saturday, July 16, 2011      27 comments

~A Cup of Tea ~ One day my Gramma was out, and my Grampa was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set'... Read more

Those Southerners have a way with words!

Friday, July 15, 2011      23 comments

These are actual comments made by South Carolina Troopers that were taken off their car videos: 1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through." 2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tigh... Read more

Rubber Gloves!!!!

Thursday, July 14, 2011      22 comments

Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this: A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his glove... Read more

The Restroom Stop!!!

Wednesday, July 13, 2011      23 comments

Too funny!!!! I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?" I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restrooms at a rest stop but, I don't know what got in... Read more

Humor for the Day......Maxine for President!

Tuesday, July 12, 2011      21 comments

For those of you who would like THE VERY BEST choice for President, we have a solution: It is probably time we have a woman as President. One choice is a very special lady who has just about every answer to assist in helping us to sol... Read more

BUYING A MATURE WOMAN'S BATHING SUIT!!!!!

Monday, July 11, 2011      24 comments

When I was a child in the 1950s, the bathing suit for the mature figure was-boned, trussed and reinforced, not so much sewn as engineered. They were built to hold back and uplift, and they did a good job. Today's stretch fabrics are d... Read more

Songs of the 60's!!!!

Sunday, July 10, 2011      23 comments

Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the "Limbo" as if it were yesterday . Bobby Darin --- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash ... Read more

The Gift of Laughter!!!

Saturday, July 09, 2011      19 comments

WITH EACH NEW DAY COMES A NEW BEGINNING, A NEW ADVENTURE, A CHANCE TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN SOMEONES LIFE! LIFE AFTER DEATH "DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER DEATH?" THE BOSS ASKED ONE OF HIS EMPLOYEES. "YES, SIR," THE NE... Read more

50th Birthday!!!!

Friday, July 08, 2011      29 comments

Last week, she checked into a motel on her 50th birthday and she was a bit lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages." She looked through the ... Read more

The Curtain Rods!

Thursday, July 07, 2011      19 comments

On the first day, she sadly packed her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beauti... Read more

MURDER AT WALMART!!!!!

Wednesday, July 06, 2011      45 comments

Tired of constantly being broke & stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary, and then arranging to have her k... Read more


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