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Oldie but Goodie!

Sunday, June 26, 2011      19 comments

A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns Inside, he finds a couple in bed. He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed the convict ge... Read more

Another "Why Teachers Drink"!!!!

Saturday, June 25, 2011      18 comments

The following questions were set in last year's GED examination These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds)............and they WILL breed and vote Q. Name the four seasons A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar Q. Explai... Read more

HELL're gonna love it!!!!

Friday, June 24, 2011      28 comments

HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid term, and an actual answer turned in by a student. --------- The answer by one... Read more

For the Continually Curious!!!

Thursday, June 23, 2011      20 comments

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Wednesday, June 22, 2011      30 comments

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. ... Read more

Ten thoughts to ponder:

Tuesday, June 21, 2011      22 comments

Number 10: Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9: Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8: Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwic... Read more


Monday, June 20, 2011      42 comments

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called co... Read more

Microsoft vs Ford!!!!!!!

Sunday, June 19, 2011      22 comments

For all of you who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto ind... Read more

Why I like Retirement!

Saturday, June 18, 2011      15 comments

For all those who are about to retire or have retired - Life isn't that bad. Question: How many days in a week? Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday Question: When is a retiree's bedtime? Answer: Three hours after h... Read more

Hanging by my boob!!!

Friday, June 17, 2011      29 comments

If you've read this one's still worth reading again! While conducting some business at the Court House, I overheard a lady, who had been arrested for assaulting a Mammogram Technician, say, "Your Honor, I'm guil... Read more

Religious Bras!!!

Saturday, June 11, 2011      31 comments

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy 's And shyly walked up to The woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. " " What type of bra?" Asked the clerk. " Type?" inquires the man, "There... Read more

Forgot my glasses!!!!

Friday, June 10, 2011      21 comments

Yesterday my son asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. He suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with other folks my age. I did this and when I got home last night I told him that I had joined a parachute ... Read more


Thursday, June 09, 2011      24 comments

The correct way to weigh yourself: I can't believe I was doing it wrong all these years. WE MUST SPREAD THE WORD! Never take life... Read more

New Address.....something to think about here!!!

Wednesday, June 08, 2011      23 comments

Life is ten percent what you make it and ninety percent how you take it! WHAT A GROOVEY IDEA The following is where you'll find me when we can't live alone anymore. This is my plan and I am sticking to it!! NO... Read more

The Computer!

Tuesday, June 07, 2011      17 comments

A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. 'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.' 'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.' A s... Read more

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