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*** Adult Truths ***

Monday, May 30, 2011      17 comments

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. ... Read more

Harlequin Romance 2011

Sunday, May 29, 2011      12 comments

He grasped me firmly, but gently, just above my elbow and guided me into a room, his room. Then he quietly shut the door and we were alone. He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and spoke in a low, reassuring voice close to m... Read more

Everyone Pray for Leroy! :-)

Saturday, May 28, 2011      12 comments

A preacher at the local revival said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar." With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was his turn, the preacher asked, "Leroy, what d... Read more


Friday, May 27, 2011      21 comments

Just try reading this without laughing till you cry!!! Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something a... Read more

OLD GUYS ..........

Thursday, May 26, 2011      12 comments

I was in Lowe's the other day pushing my cart around when I collided with a young guy pushing his cart. I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I w... Read more

Blonde in Church!!!

Wednesday, May 25, 2011      16 comments

An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not i... Read more

Lovemaking Tips for Seniors!!!

Tuesday, May 24, 2011      23 comments

For you young ones....this is what you have to look forward to!!! 1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed. 2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle. 3. Set the mood with light... Read more

God and lawn care.......

Saturday, May 21, 2011      18 comments

GOD: Frank, you know all about gardens and nature. What in the world is going on down there on the planet? What happened to the dandelions, violets, milkweeds and stuff I started eons ago? I had a perfect n... Read more

Proof that Men Can Remember Anniversaries!!!

Friday, May 20, 2011      12 comments

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appe... Read more

Church Ladies and their Typewriters!!!!

Thursday, May 19, 2011      17 comments

They're Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences (with all the BLOOPERS) actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services: The Fasting & Pra... Read more

The Wedding Test!

Wednesday, May 18, 2011      47 comments

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was... Read more

How to be a Gracious B----!!!!

Tuesday, May 17, 2011      16 comments

Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement - not even her parent's nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever... Read more

BBQ Rules!

Monday, May 16, 2011      16 comments

We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into... Read more

A Sneeze!!!!

Sunday, May 15, 2011      14 comments

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. The man went back to h... Read more

The Amazing Human Body!

Saturday, May 14, 2011      15 comments

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. One human hair can support 6.6 pounds. The average man's penis is two times the length of his thumb. Human thighbones are strong... Read more

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