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Lovemaking Tips for Seniors!!!
Tuesday, May 24, 2011      23 comments

For you young ones....this is what you have to look forward to!!! 1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed. 2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle. 3. Set the mood with light... Read more
God and lawn care.......
Saturday, May 21, 2011      18 comments

GOD: Frank, you know all about gardens and nature. What in the world is going on down there on the planet? What happened to the dandelions, violets, milkweeds and stuff I started eons ago? I had a perfect n... Read more
Proof that Men Can Remember Anniversaries!!!
Friday, May 20, 2011      12 comments

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appe... Read more
Church Ladies and their Typewriters!!!!
Thursday, May 19, 2011      17 comments

They're Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences (with all the BLOOPERS) actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services: The Fasting & Pra... Read more
The Wedding Test!
Wednesday, May 18, 2011      47 comments

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was... Read more
How to be a Gracious B----!!!!
Tuesday, May 17, 2011      16 comments

Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement - not even her parent's nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever... Read more
BBQ Rules!
Monday, May 16, 2011      16 comments

We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into... Read more
A Sneeze!!!!
Sunday, May 15, 2011      14 comments

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. The man went back to h... Read more
The Amazing Human Body!
Saturday, May 14, 2011      15 comments

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. One human hair can support 6.6 pounds. The average man's penis is two times the length of his thumb. Human thighbones are strong... Read more
Employee of the Month !!!!
Friday, May 13, 2011      16 comments

We have a Winner! emoticon ... Read more
Ever Wake up in the Wrong Bed!!!!
Thursday, May 12, 2011      35 comments

Priceless!!!! emoticonMar... Read more
Church Squirrels!
Wednesday, May 11, 2011      15 comments

There were five houses of religion in a small town: The Presbyterian Church, The Baptist Church, The Methodist Church, The Catholic Church and The Jewish Synagogue. Each church and Synagogue was overrun with pesky squir... Read more
Garfield on the Oil Crisis!
Tuesday, May 10, 2011      16 comments

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. ~~~ Well, there's a very simple answer. ~~~ Nobody bothered t... Read more
An Old Farmer Walking Home!
Monday, May 09, 2011      18 comments

A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon... Read more
Smart, well read woman!
Sunday, May 08, 2011      14 comments

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, p... Read more

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