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Holy Humor
Friday, May 06, 2011      22 comments

A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!" His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you 'know' what the Bible means? The son replied, "I do know!" "Okay," said his father. "What ... Read more
Medical Alert.......Worse than Bedbugs! LOL
Thursday, May 05, 2011      20 comments

I'm so happy that they have finally made this break through discovery! What is a calorie? Calories are the little buggers that get into... Read more
WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS?
Wednesday, May 04, 2011      19 comments

A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and be... Read more
The old Man!
Tuesday, May 03, 2011      18 comments

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, e... Read more
"Playing Church"
Monday, May 02, 2011      20 comments

Johnny's Mother looked out the window and noticed him "playing church" with their cat. He had the cat sitting quietly and he was preaching to it. She smile... Read more
When Grandma goes to Court!
Sunday, May 01, 2011      26 comments

Lawyers should never ask a grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approaced her and... Read more
Jumping on the Bed!!!
Saturday, April 30, 2011      14 comments

Gotta love women~ A fifty-ish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look?, What's the matter wit... Read more
Fox Hunting in Montana!?!?!
Friday, April 29, 2011      13 comments

I normally shy away from controversial topics like this, but I think this message is worthy of consideration. I felt a real need to forward this to you and ask you to do the same... Please don't misread my intentions.... I am ... Read more
Carrots, Eggs and Coffee!
Thursday, April 28, 2011      16 comments

Just had to share this one: You will never look at a cup of coffee the same way again. A young woman went to her mother and told her about her life and how things were so hard for her. She did not know how she was going to make it a... Read more
Color is good.....according to Maxine!
Wednesday, April 27, 2011      23 comments

Yesterday I went to the doctor For my yearly physical. My blood pressure was high. My cholesterol was high. I'd gained some weight, and I ... Read more
A Golf Story!
Tuesday, April 26, 2011      17 comments

A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying: "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and goodbye Grandpa." The father asked, "Why did you say goodbye ... Read more
Heavy Hearted!
Monday, April 25, 2011      38 comments

Hi spark friends. I know that your use to me doing something with humor but today my heart is not in it. Today would have been my 41st Anniversary and the memories are flooding back. Every year I get out the last anniversary card my ... Read more
Important Medical Test...Please read! (lol)
Sunday, April 24, 2011      23 comments

How to tell if your feet stink. Keep on scrolling down. Because I want you to get checked out to make sure you're healthy and will be around longer ..... ... Read more
Early Happy Easter! (corny)
Saturday, April 23, 2011      16 comments

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as w... Read more
GASOLINE COUPON!!!!
Friday, April 22, 2011      26 comments

I didn't realize it, but these coupons are good for one gallon of gas at most retailers. I have seen them around, but until recently never took advantage of them, I never realized their actual worth. You probably have one or two just lying... Read more

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