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A Sneeze!!!!

Sunday, May 15, 2011      14 comments

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. The man went back to h... Read more

The Amazing Human Body!

Saturday, May 14, 2011      15 comments

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. One human hair can support 6.6 pounds. The average man's penis is two times the length of his thumb. Human thighbones are strong... Read more

Employee of the Month !!!!

Friday, May 13, 2011      16 comments

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Ever Wake up in the Wrong Bed!!!!

Thursday, May 12, 2011      35 comments

Priceless!!!! emoticonMar... Read more

Church Squirrels!

Wednesday, May 11, 2011      15 comments

There were five houses of religion in a small town: The Presbyterian Church, The Baptist Church, The Methodist Church, The Catholic Church and The Jewish Synagogue. Each church and Synagogue was overrun with pesky squir... Read more

Garfield on the Oil Crisis!

Tuesday, May 10, 2011      16 comments

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. ~~~ Well, there's a very simple answer. ~~~ Nobody bothered t... Read more

An Old Farmer Walking Home!

Monday, May 09, 2011      18 comments

A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon... Read more

Smart, well read woman!

Sunday, May 08, 2011      14 comments

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, p... Read more

A Bit of History!

Saturday, May 07, 2011      19 comments

Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England . In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico , which was to be the next... Read more

Holy Humor

Friday, May 06, 2011      22 comments

A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!" His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you 'know' what the Bible means? The son replied, "I do know!" "Okay," said his father. "What ... Read more

Medical Alert.......Worse than Bedbugs! LOL

Thursday, May 05, 2011      20 comments

I'm so happy that they have finally made this break through discovery! What is a calorie? Calories are the little buggers that get into... Read more

WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS?

Wednesday, May 04, 2011      19 comments

A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and be... Read more

The old Man!

Tuesday, May 03, 2011      18 comments

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, e... Read more

"Playing Church"

Monday, May 02, 2011      20 comments

Johnny's Mother looked out the window and noticed him "playing church" with their cat. He had the cat sitting quietly and he was preaching to it. She smile... Read more

When Grandma goes to Court!

Sunday, May 01, 2011      26 comments

Lawyers should never ask a grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approaced her and... Read more


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