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Friday, April 22, 2011      26 comments

I didn't realize it, but these coupons are good for one gallon of gas at most retailers. I have seen them around, but until recently never took advantage of them, I never realized their actual worth. You probably have one or two just lying... Read more
Selling my stuff when I die
Thursday, April 21, 2011      20 comments

One lazy Sunday morning the wife and I were quiet and thoughtful, sitting around the breakfast table when I said to her unexpectedly, "When I die, I want yo... Read more
How to Relax!
Wednesday, April 20, 2011      13 comments

Here's your smile for the day! I just had to pass this on. Not my dog but thought it was just adorable! ... Read more
Life Explained!
Monday, April 18, 2011      15 comments

On the first day, God created the dog and said: 'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.' The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barki... Read more
A Stunning Senior Moment!
Sunday, April 17, 2011      26 comments

A self-important college freshman walking along the beach took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen resting on the steps why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation. "You grew up in a different world, a... Read more
Retiring in Arizona!
Saturday, April 16, 2011      21 comments

Two elderly ladies were sitting on the front porch in Scottsdale doing nothing. One lady turns and asks, 'Do you still get horny?' The other replies, 'Oh sur... Read more
It all began with an iPhone!
Friday, April 15, 2011      22 comments

March was when my son celebrated his birthday, and I got him an iPhone. He just loved it. Who wouldn't? I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me ... Read more
For all the Senior Citizens!!!!
Thursday, April 14, 2011      21 comments

Senior citizens are constantly being criticized for every conceivable deficiency of the modern world, real or imaginary. We know we take responsibility for all we have done and do not blame others. HOWEVER, upon reflection, we would like to... Read more
Old Farmer's Advice
Wednesday, April 13, 2011      23 comments

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. Keep skunks and bankers at a distance. Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. A bumble ... Read more
Tuesday, April 12, 2011      17 comments

After an hour, the following conversation took place: First guy: You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend..' ... Read more
Dangers of a Catholic Upbringing
Monday, April 11, 2011      26 comments

As I walked down a busy stre et , knowing I was late for Mass, my eye fell upon one of those unfortunate, homeless vagabonds (you know, tattered clothing, long hair et c) that are found in every town these days. Some people turned to s... Read more
Keep this in mind while doing your taxes!
Sunday, April 10, 2011      15 comments

At the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital. While the IRS agent was checking the books, he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do w... Read more
Divorce vs Murder!
Saturday, April 09, 2011      36 comments

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, I'd like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"The lady replied, "I ne... Read more
To my mature friends!!!!
Friday, April 08, 2011      27 comments

Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, “Mabel, do you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?” Mabel answered, “I have a suppository in my ... Read more
Thursday, April 07, 2011      18 comments

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, an d pigs, the hus... Read more

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