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Carrots, Eggs and Coffee!

Thursday, April 28, 2011      16 comments

Just had to share this one: You will never look at a cup of coffee the same way again. A young woman went to her mother and told her about her life and how things were so hard for her. She did not know how she was going to make it a... Read more

Color is good.....according to Maxine!

Wednesday, April 27, 2011      23 comments

Yesterday I went to the doctor For my yearly physical. My blood pressure was high. My cholesterol was high. I'd gained some weight, and I ... Read more

A Golf Story!

Tuesday, April 26, 2011      17 comments

A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying: "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and goodbye Grandpa." The father asked, "Why did you say goodbye ... Read more

Heavy Hearted!

Monday, April 25, 2011      38 comments

Hi spark friends. I know that your use to me doing something with humor but today my heart is not in it. Today would have been my 41st Anniversary and the memories are flooding back. Every year I get out the last anniversary card my ... Read more

Important Medical Test...Please read! (lol)

Sunday, April 24, 2011      23 comments

How to tell if your feet stink. Keep on scrolling down. Because I want you to get checked out to make sure you're healthy and will be around longer ..... ... Read more

Early Happy Easter! (corny)

Saturday, April 23, 2011      16 comments

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as w... Read more


Friday, April 22, 2011      26 comments

I didn't realize it, but these coupons are good for one gallon of gas at most retailers. I have seen them around, but until recently never took advantage of them, I never realized their actual worth. You probably have one or two just lying... Read more

Selling my stuff when I die

Thursday, April 21, 2011      20 comments

One lazy Sunday morning the wife and I were quiet and thoughtful, sitting around the breakfast table when I said to her unexpectedly, "When I die, I want yo... Read more

How to Relax!

Wednesday, April 20, 2011      13 comments

Here's your smile for the day! I just had to pass this on. Not my dog but thought it was just adorable! Read more

Life Explained!

Monday, April 18, 2011      15 comments

On the first day, God created the dog and said: 'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.' The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barki... Read more

A Stunning Senior Moment!

Sunday, April 17, 2011      26 comments

A self-important college freshman walking along the beach took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen resting on the steps why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation. "You grew up in a different world, a... Read more

Retiring in Arizona!

Saturday, April 16, 2011      21 comments

Two elderly ladies were sitting on the front porch in Scottsdale doing nothing. One lady turns and asks, 'Do you still get horny?' The other replies, 'Oh sur... Read more

It all began with an iPhone!

Friday, April 15, 2011      22 comments

March was when my son celebrated his birthday, and I got him an iPhone. He just loved it. Who wouldn't? I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me ... Read more

For all the Senior Citizens!!!!

Thursday, April 14, 2011      21 comments

Senior citizens are constantly being criticized for every conceivable deficiency of the modern world, real or imaginary. We know we take responsibility for all we have done and do not blame others. HOWEVER, upon reflection, we would like to... Read more

Old Farmer's Advice

Wednesday, April 13, 2011      23 comments

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. Keep skunks and bankers at a distance. Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. A bumble ... Read more

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