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Jumping on the Bed!!!
Saturday, April 30, 2011      14 comments

Gotta love women~ A fifty-ish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look?, What's the matter wit... Read more
Fox Hunting in Montana!?!?!
Friday, April 29, 2011      13 comments

I normally shy away from controversial topics like this, but I think this message is worthy of consideration. I felt a real need to forward this to you and ask you to do the same... Please don't misread my intentions.... I am ... Read more
Carrots, Eggs and Coffee!
Thursday, April 28, 2011      16 comments

Just had to share this one: You will never look at a cup of coffee the same way again. A young woman went to her mother and told her about her life and how things were so hard for her. She did not know how she was going to make it a... Read more
Color is good.....according to Maxine!
Wednesday, April 27, 2011      23 comments

Yesterday I went to the doctor For my yearly physical. My blood pressure was high. My cholesterol was high. I'd gained some weight, and I ... Read more
A Golf Story!
Tuesday, April 26, 2011      17 comments

A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying: "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and goodbye Grandpa." The father asked, "Why did you say goodbye ... Read more
Heavy Hearted!
Monday, April 25, 2011      38 comments

Hi spark friends. I know that your use to me doing something with humor but today my heart is not in it. Today would have been my 41st Anniversary and the memories are flooding back. Every year I get out the last anniversary card my ... Read more
Important Medical Test...Please read! (lol)
Sunday, April 24, 2011      23 comments

How to tell if your feet stink. Keep on scrolling down. Because I want you to get checked out to make sure you're healthy and will be around longer ..... ... Read more
Early Happy Easter! (corny)
Saturday, April 23, 2011      16 comments

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as w... Read more
Friday, April 22, 2011      26 comments

I didn't realize it, but these coupons are good for one gallon of gas at most retailers. I have seen them around, but until recently never took advantage of them, I never realized their actual worth. You probably have one or two just lying... Read more
Selling my stuff when I die
Thursday, April 21, 2011      20 comments

One lazy Sunday morning the wife and I were quiet and thoughtful, sitting around the breakfast table when I said to her unexpectedly, "When I die, I want yo... Read more
How to Relax!
Wednesday, April 20, 2011      13 comments

Here's your smile for the day! I just had to pass this on. Not my dog but thought it was just adorable! ... Read more
Life Explained!
Monday, April 18, 2011      15 comments

On the first day, God created the dog and said: 'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.' The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barki... Read more
A Stunning Senior Moment!
Sunday, April 17, 2011      26 comments

A self-important college freshman walking along the beach took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen resting on the steps why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation. "You grew up in a different world, a... Read more
Retiring in Arizona!
Saturday, April 16, 2011      21 comments

Two elderly ladies were sitting on the front porch in Scottsdale doing nothing. One lady turns and asks, 'Do you still get horny?' The other replies, 'Oh sur... Read more
It all began with an iPhone!
Friday, April 15, 2011      22 comments

March was when my son celebrated his birthday, and I got him an iPhone. He just loved it. Who wouldn't? I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me ... Read more

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