How to Relax!
Here's your smile for the day!
I just had to pass this on. Not my dog but thought it was just adorable!
On the first day, God created the dog and said:
'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.'
The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barki... Read more
A Stunning Senior Moment!
A self-important college freshman walking along the beach took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen resting on the steps why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation. "You grew up in a different world, a... Read more
Retiring in Arizona!
Two elderly ladies were sitting on the front porch in Scottsdale doing nothing. One lady turns and asks, 'Do you still get horny?'
The other replies, 'Oh sur... Read more
It all began with an iPhone!
March was when my son celebrated his birthday, and I got him an iPhone. He just loved it. Who wouldn't?
I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me ... Read more
For all the Senior Citizens!!!!
Senior citizens are constantly being criticized for every conceivable deficiency of the modern world, real or imaginary. We know we take responsibility for all we have done and do not blame others.
HOWEVER, upon reflection, we would like to... Read more
Old Farmer's Advice
Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.
Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.
Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
A bumble ... Read more
FOUR MARRIED GUYS GO FISHING
After an hour, the following conversation took place:
First guy: You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend..'
... Read more
Dangers of a Catholic Upbringing
As I walked down a busy stre et , knowing I was late for Mass, my eye fell upon one of those unfortunate, homeless vagabonds (you know, tattered clothing, long hair et c) that are found in every town these days.
Some people turned to s... Read more
Keep this in mind while doing your taxes!
At the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital. While the IRS agent was checking the books, he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do w... Read more
Divorce vs Murder!
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, I'd like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"The lady replied, "I ne... Read more
To my mature friends!!!!
Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, “Mabel, do you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?”
Mabel answered, “I have a suppository in my ... Read more
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position..
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, an d pigs, the hus... Read more
Humor Dejour - Male or Female?????
Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:
They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through... Read more
A TRIP TO COSTCO
Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina Dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog, and was in the Checkout line when the woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had, an elephant? So since ... Read more
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