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Medical Alert (funny)

Sunday, April 03, 2011      57 comments

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If yo... Read more

Y Generation

Saturday, April 02, 2011      18 comments

People born before 1946 were called The Silent generation.. - People born between 1946 and 1959 are called The Baby Boomers. - People born between 1960 and 1979 are called Generation X, . - And people born between 1980 and 2010 ar... Read more


Friday, April 01, 2011      16 comments

Men Are Just Happier People -- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can ... Read more


Thursday, March 31, 2011      16 comments

When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter the Pearly Gate, God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated... Read more

It is good to be a woman

Wednesday, March 30, 2011      20 comments

1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. 3. Taxis stop for us. 4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 5. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival th... Read more

A Glass of Water!!!

Tuesday, March 29, 2011      16 comments

A good thought for the day! A young lady confidently walked around the room while leading and explaining stress management to an audience; with a raised glass of water, and everyone knew she was going to ask the ultimate question, ... Read more

A Good Female Joke!

Monday, March 28, 2011      20 comments

There are female jokes and there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider a true female joke. I offer it to you in the hopes that women will love it and men will pass it along to a woman who will love it! A woman was s... Read more

Senility Prayer Plus!!!

Sunday, March 27, 2011      14 comments

GOD grant me the Senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference. Now that I am older, here's what I have discovered: I started ... Read more

Lady's Yearly Exam

Saturday, March 26, 2011      15 comments

I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse started with certain basics. "How much do you weigh?" she asked. "135," I said. The nurse put me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180. The nurse asked, "Your heig... Read more

Tired-looking Dog!!!

Friday, March 25, 2011      13 comments

An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of. He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head; he then followed me into my house, ... Read more

9 months later!!!

Friday, March 18, 2011      16 comments

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady ... Read more

St. Patrick's Day according to Maxine!!!

Thursday, March 17, 2011      9 comments

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Wednesday, March 16, 2011      9 comments

TODAY IS THE OLDEST YOU'VE EVER BEEN, YET THE YOUNGEST YOU'LL EVER BE, SO ENJOY THIS DAY WHILE IT LASTS. Observations on Growing Older: ~Your kids are becoming you...and you don't like them...but your grandchildren are pe... Read more

" The Shredder "

Tuesday, March 15, 2011      14 comments

THIS IS A CLASSIC A young engineer was leaving the office at 5:45 p.m. when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. "Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important doc... Read more

I Walked for 6 Hours at the Philly Flower Show!!!!

Sunday, March 13, 2011      19 comments

Well, I feel like I've seen the future - at least a glimpse of what spring can bring. I am refreshed, renewed and invigorated. As I walked down the rows, I inhaled deeply taking in the wonderful fragrance of all the different flowers. Her... Read more

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