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Humor Dejour - Male or Female?????
Wednesday, April 06, 2011      20 comments

Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through... Read more
Tuesday, April 05, 2011      22 comments

Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina Dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog, and was in the Checkout line when the woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So since ... Read more
Getting Old is Fun!!!
Monday, April 04, 2011      14 comments

An elderly gentleman had had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went ba... Read more
Medical Alert (funny)
Sunday, April 03, 2011      57 comments

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If yo... Read more
Y Generation
Saturday, April 02, 2011      18 comments

People born before 1946 were called The Silent generation.. - People born between 1946 and 1959 are called The Baby Boomers. - People born between 1960 and 1979 are called Generation X, . - And people born between 1980 and 2010 ar... Read more
Friday, April 01, 2011      16 comments

Men Are Just Happier People -- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can ... Read more
Thursday, March 31, 2011      16 comments

When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter the Pearly Gate, God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated... Read more
It is good to be a woman
Wednesday, March 30, 2011      20 comments

1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. 3. Taxis stop for us. 4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 5. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival th... Read more
A Glass of Water!!!
Tuesday, March 29, 2011      16 comments

A good thought for the day! A young lady confidently walked around the room while leading and explaining stress management to an audience; with a raised glass of water, and everyone knew she was going to ask the ultimate question, ... Read more
A Good Female Joke!
Monday, March 28, 2011      20 comments

There are female jokes and there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider a true female joke. I offer it to you in the hopes that women will love it and men will pass it along to a woman who will love it! A woman was s... Read more
Senility Prayer Plus!!!
Sunday, March 27, 2011      14 comments

GOD grant me the Senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference. Now that I am older, here's what I have discovered: I started ... Read more
Lady's Yearly Exam
Saturday, March 26, 2011      15 comments

I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse started with certain basics. "How much do you weigh?" she asked. "135," I said. The nurse put me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180. The nurse asked, "Your heig... Read more
Tired-looking Dog!!!
Friday, March 25, 2011      13 comments

An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of. He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head; he then followed me into my house, ... Read more
9 months later!!!
Friday, March 18, 2011      16 comments

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady ... Read more
St. Patrick's Day according to Maxine!!!
Thursday, March 17, 2011      9 comments

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