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Old Farmer's Advice

Wednesday, April 13, 2011      23 comments

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. Keep skunks and bankers at a distance. Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. A bumble ... Read more

FOUR MARRIED GUYS GO FISHING

Tuesday, April 12, 2011      17 comments

After an hour, the following conversation took place: First guy: You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend..' ... Read more

Dangers of a Catholic Upbringing

Monday, April 11, 2011      26 comments

As I walked down a busy stre et , knowing I was late for Mass, my eye fell upon one of those unfortunate, homeless vagabonds (you know, tattered clothing, long hair et c) that are found in every town these days. Some people turned to s... Read more

Keep this in mind while doing your taxes!

Sunday, April 10, 2011      15 comments

At the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital. While the IRS agent was checking the books, he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do w... Read more

Divorce vs Murder!

Saturday, April 09, 2011      36 comments

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, I'd like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"The lady replied, "I ne... Read more

To my mature friends!!!!

Friday, April 08, 2011      27 comments

Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, “Mabel, do you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?” Mabel answered, “I have a suppository in my ... Read more

WIFE VS. HUSBAND

Thursday, April 07, 2011      18 comments

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, an d pigs, the hus... Read more

Humor Dejour - Male or Female?????

Wednesday, April 06, 2011      20 comments

Male or Female? You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through... Read more

A TRIP TO COSTCO

Tuesday, April 05, 2011      22 comments

Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina Dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog, and was in the Checkout line when the woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So since ... Read more

Getting Old is Fun!!!

Monday, April 04, 2011      14 comments

An elderly gentleman had had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went ba... Read more

Medical Alert (funny)

Sunday, April 03, 2011      57 comments

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If yo... Read more

Y Generation

Saturday, April 02, 2011      18 comments

People born before 1946 were called The Silent generation.. - People born between 1946 and 1959 are called The Baby Boomers. - People born between 1960 and 1979 are called Generation X, . - And people born between 1980 and 2010 ar... Read more

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:

Friday, April 01, 2011      16 comments

Men Are Just Happier People -- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can ... Read more

MEN IN HEAVEN

Thursday, March 31, 2011      16 comments

When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter the Pearly Gate, God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated... Read more

It is good to be a woman

Wednesday, March 30, 2011      20 comments

1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. 3. Taxis stop for us. 4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 5. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival th... Read more


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