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It is good to be a woman
Wednesday, March 30, 2011      20 comments

1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. 3. Taxis stop for us. 4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 5. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival th... Read more
A Glass of Water!!!
Tuesday, March 29, 2011      16 comments

A good thought for the day! A young lady confidently walked around the room while leading and explaining stress management to an audience; with a raised glass of water, and everyone knew she was going to ask the ultimate question, ... Read more
A Good Female Joke!
Monday, March 28, 2011      20 comments

There are female jokes and there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider a true female joke. I offer it to you in the hopes that women will love it and men will pass it along to a woman who will love it! A woman was s... Read more
Senility Prayer Plus!!!
Sunday, March 27, 2011      14 comments

GOD grant me the Senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference. Now that I am older, here's what I have discovered: I started ... Read more
Lady's Yearly Exam
Saturday, March 26, 2011      15 comments

I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse started with certain basics. "How much do you weigh?" she asked. "135," I said. The nurse put me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180. The nurse asked, "Your heig... Read more
Tired-looking Dog!!!
Friday, March 25, 2011      13 comments

An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of. He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head; he then followed me into my house, ... Read more
9 months later!!!
Friday, March 18, 2011      16 comments

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady ... Read more
St. Patrick's Day according to Maxine!!!
Thursday, March 17, 2011      9 comments

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Wednesday, March 16, 2011      9 comments

TODAY IS THE OLDEST YOU'VE EVER BEEN, YET THE YOUNGEST YOU'LL EVER BE, SO ENJOY THIS DAY WHILE IT LASTS. Observations on Growing Older: ~Your kids are becoming you...and you don't like them...but your grandchildren are pe... Read more
" The Shredder "
Tuesday, March 15, 2011      14 comments

THIS IS A CLASSIC A young engineer was leaving the office at 5:45 p.m. when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. "Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important doc... Read more
I Walked for 6 Hours at the Philly Flower Show!!!!
Sunday, March 13, 2011      19 comments

Well, I feel like I've seen the future - at least a glimpse of what spring can bring. I am refreshed, renewed and invigorated. As I walked down the rows, I inhaled deeply taking in the wonderful fragrance of all the different flowers. Her... Read more
First Grade Drawing - PRICELESS!
Saturday, March 12, 2011      16 comments

A first grade girl handed in the drawing below for her homework assignment.. The teacher graded it and the child brought it home. She returned to schoo... Read more
Shirley & Marcy
Friday, March 11, 2011      10 comments

A mother was concerned about her kindergarten son walking to school. He didn't want his mother to walk with him. She wanted to give him the feeling that he had some independence but yet know that he was safe. So she had an idea of how to handl... Read more
4th Marriage
Thursday, March 10, 2011      19 comments

The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband'... Read more
Wednesday, March 09, 2011      17 comments

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, 'Why is the bride dressed in white?'' The mother replied, 'Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.' The child thought... Read more

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