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" The Shredder "
Tuesday, March 15, 2011      14 comments

THIS IS A CLASSIC A young engineer was leaving the office at 5:45 p.m. when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. "Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important doc... Read more
I Walked for 6 Hours at the Philly Flower Show!!!!
Sunday, March 13, 2011      19 comments

Well, I feel like I've seen the future - at least a glimpse of what spring can bring. I am refreshed, renewed and invigorated. As I walked down the rows, I inhaled deeply taking in the wonderful fragrance of all the different flowers. Her... Read more
First Grade Drawing - PRICELESS!
Saturday, March 12, 2011      16 comments

A first grade girl handed in the drawing below for her homework assignment.. The teacher graded it and the child brought it home. She returned to schoo... Read more
Shirley & Marcy
Friday, March 11, 2011      10 comments

A mother was concerned about her kindergarten son walking to school. He didn't want his mother to walk with him. She wanted to give him the feeling that he had some independence but yet know that he was safe. So she had an idea of how to handl... Read more
4th Marriage
Thursday, March 10, 2011      19 comments

The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband'... Read more
Wednesday, March 09, 2011      17 comments

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, 'Why is the bride dressed in white?'' The mother replied, 'Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.' The child thought... Read more
Northern Winters!!!
Tuesday, March 08, 2011      13 comments

To all my friends who have endured this snowy winter: ... Read more
Skinny Dipping!
Monday, March 07, 2011      18 comments

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange, and lime tre... Read more
Senior Golf!!!!
Sunday, March 06, 2011      16 comments

Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. "That's it," he tells his wife. "I'... Read more
Old Wrinkled Butt
Saturday, March 05, 2011      12 comments

How the world works lately... If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant. If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family blames the Tobacco company. ... Read more
Eyes of the beholder!
Friday, March 04, 2011      10 comments

A man woke up from anesthesia after surgery and saw his wife sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!". Then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that, so she stayed by his side. A couple... Read more
Husband Down!!!!
Thursday, March 03, 2011      13 comments

On the Public Address system: 'Cleanup on aisle 25, we have a husband down.' A husband and wife are shopping when the husba... Read more
Watch What you Eat!!!!
Wednesday, March 02, 2011      11 comments

A Doctor at a health conference said, “The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. Hi... Read more
God has humor!!!!!
Tuesday, March 01, 2011      14 comments

This is one of the best clean jokes I've seen in a while! > > Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering... Read more
High Urinals
Monday, February 28, 2011      11 comments

A group of 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack, (Churchill Downs ) to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (Bourbon), but mostly to see the horse... Read more

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