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High Urinals

Monday, February 28, 2011      11 comments

A group of 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack, (Churchill Downs ) to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (Bourbon), but mostly to see the horse... Read more

Quotes from Church Goers!!!!

Sunday, February 27, 2011      6 comments

LIFE AFTER DEATH: "DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER DEATH?" THE BOSS ASKED ONE OF HIS EMPLOYEES. "YES, SIR," THE NEW EMPLOYEE REPLIED. "WELL, THEN, THAT MAKES EVERYTHING JUST FINE," THE BOSS WENT ON. "AFTER YOU LEFT EARLY YESTERDAY TO GO TO YOUR G... Read more

Who Knew?????

Saturday, February 26, 2011      19 comments

At last I now why I've got fat hips!!!!! When taking a shower I often use the rest of my shampoo to lather myself. Well yesterday I read what was written on the bottle - "For extra volume and body." WHAT A SHOCK !!!! No wonder ... Read more

A Desert Love Story

Friday, February 25, 2011      10 comments

Once upon a time there was a very handsome male camel with two huge camel humps. He fell in love and married a beautiful female camel who had one perfect camel hump. As time progressed, they became the proud parents of a wonder... Read more

Retirees!!!

Friday, February 18, 2011      16 comments

Lately I've had a number of people ask me how I like early retirement. Well, here's my answer! Dream as if you'll live forever ! Live as if you'll die today ----------------------------
-- Why Do I Like Retirement !!! ... Read more

OMG!!!!! Two Feet of Snow!

Thursday, February 17, 2011      19 comments

Got cha!!!! Have a happy, healthy day! emoticonRead more

I never knew that!!!!

Wednesday, February 16, 2011      12 comments

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins On the ice in Antarctica - where do they go ? Wonder no more ! ! ! It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic Bird whi... Read more

They Walk Among Us!

Tuesday, February 15, 2011      17 comments

They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The cashier rang up $46.64 charges. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave the money back to her and told her that she had made a mistake... Read more

This is why we love children!

Monday, February 14, 2011      19 comments

1) NUDITY: I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat,... Read more

Some Children Are Quick

Sunday, February 13, 2011      15 comments

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. ____________________________
________ TEACHER:... Read more

The Importance of Walking!

Saturday, February 12, 2011      16 comments

Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per month. I like long walks, ... Read more

EMBARRASSING MEDICAL EXAMS

Friday, February 11, 2011      19 comments

1. A man comes into the ER and yells . . .' My wife's going to have her baby in the cab.' I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there ... Read more

This is what happens when you let men make Valentine cookies!

Thursday, February 10, 2011      34 comments

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Seniors!

Wednesday, February 09, 2011      14 comments

BEWARE of ANY retiree......see below........ RETIRED HUSBAND After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shop... Read more

Did I read that sign right?

Tuesday, February 08, 2011      13 comments

These run the gamut - grammar, punctuation, just not reading what was written or having a great sense of humor! -------------- In an office: TOILET OUT OF ORDER...... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACH... Read more


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