At last I now why I've got fat hips!!!!!
When taking a shower I often use the rest of my shampoo to lather myself. Well yesterday I read what was written on the bottle - "For extra volume and body." WHAT A SHOCK !!!!
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Once upon a time there was a very handsome male camel with two huge camel humps.
He fell in love and married a beautiful female camel who had one perfect camel hump.
As time progressed, they became the proud parents of a wonder... Read more
Lately I've had a number of people ask me how I like early retirement. Well, here's my answer!
Dream as if you'll live forever !
Live as if you'll die today
Why Do I Like Retirement !!!
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They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail
I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The cashier rang up $46.64 charges. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave the money back to her and told her that she had made a mistake... Read more
1) NUDITY: I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat,... Read more
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
TEACHER:... Read more
1. A man comes into the ER and yells . . .'
My wife's going to have her baby in the cab.'
I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's
dress and began to take off her underwear.
Suddenly I noticed that there ... Read more
These run the gamut - grammar, punctuation, just not reading what was written or having a great sense of humor!
In an office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER...... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACH... Read more
01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
02. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
03. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
04. People call at 9 PM and ask,"did I wake you?"
05. People n... Read more
Sorry, this is one story you'll need your tissues for but thought it was too beautiful not to share. In the news, you hear mostly about the terrible things that happen. This shows the true meaning of kindness and a big heart!
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