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Northern Winters!!!
Tuesday, March 08, 2011      13 comments

To all my friends who have endured this snowy winter: ... Read more
Skinny Dipping!
Monday, March 07, 2011      18 comments

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange, and lime tre... Read more
Senior Golf!!!!
Sunday, March 06, 2011      16 comments

Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. "That's it," he tells his wife. "I'... Read more
Old Wrinkled Butt
Saturday, March 05, 2011      12 comments

How the world works lately... If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant. If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family blames the Tobacco company. ... Read more
Eyes of the beholder!
Friday, March 04, 2011      10 comments

A man woke up from anesthesia after surgery and saw his wife sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!". Then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that, so she stayed by his side. A couple... Read more
Husband Down!!!!
Thursday, March 03, 2011      13 comments

On the Public Address system: 'Cleanup on aisle 25, we have a husband down.' A husband and wife are shopping when the husba... Read more
Watch What you Eat!!!!
Wednesday, March 02, 2011      11 comments

A Doctor at a health conference said, “The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. Hi... Read more
God has humor!!!!!
Tuesday, March 01, 2011      14 comments

This is one of the best clean jokes I've seen in a while! > > Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering... Read more
High Urinals
Monday, February 28, 2011      11 comments

A group of 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack, (Churchill Downs ) to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (Bourbon), but mostly to see the horse... Read more
Quotes from Church Goers!!!!
Sunday, February 27, 2011      6 comments

LIFE AFTER DEATH: "DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER DEATH?" THE BOSS ASKED ONE OF HIS EMPLOYEES. "YES, SIR," THE NEW EMPLOYEE REPLIED. "WELL, THEN, THAT MAKES EVERYTHING JUST FINE," THE BOSS WENT ON. "AFTER YOU LEFT EARLY YESTERDAY TO GO TO YOUR G... Read more
Who Knew?????
Saturday, February 26, 2011      19 comments

At last I now why I've got fat hips!!!!! When taking a shower I often use the rest of my shampoo to lather myself. Well yesterday I read what was written on the bottle - "For extra volume and body." WHAT A SHOCK !!!! No wonder ... Read more
A Desert Love Story
Friday, February 25, 2011      10 comments

Once upon a time there was a very handsome male camel with two huge camel humps. He fell in love and married a beautiful female camel who had one perfect camel hump. As time progressed, they became the proud parents of a wonder... Read more
Retirees!!!
Friday, February 18, 2011      16 comments

Lately I've had a number of people ask me how I like early retirement. Well, here's my answer! Dream as if you'll live forever ! Live as if you'll die today ----------------------------
-- Why Do I Like Retirement !!! ... Read more
OMG!!!!! Two Feet of Snow!
Thursday, February 17, 2011      19 comments

Got cha!!!! Have a happy, healthy day! ... Read more
I never knew that!!!!
Wednesday, February 16, 2011      12 comments

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins On the ice in Antarctica - where do they go ? Wonder no more ! ! ! It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic Bird whi... Read more

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