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They Walk Among Us!
Tuesday, February 15, 2011      17 comments

They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The cashier rang up $46.64 charges. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave the money back to her and told her that she had made a mistake... Read more
This is why we love children!
Monday, February 14, 2011      19 comments

1) NUDITY: I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat,... Read more
Some Children Are Quick
Sunday, February 13, 2011      15 comments

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. ____________________________
________ TEACHER:... Read more
The Importance of Walking!
Saturday, February 12, 2011      16 comments

Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per month. I like long walks, ... Read more
Friday, February 11, 2011      19 comments

1. A man comes into the ER and yells . . .' My wife's going to have her baby in the cab.' I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there ... Read more
This is what happens when you let men make Valentine cookies!
Thursday, February 10, 2011      34 comments

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Wednesday, February 09, 2011      14 comments

BEWARE of ANY retiree......see below........ RETIRED HUSBAND After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shop... Read more
Did I read that sign right?
Tuesday, February 08, 2011      13 comments

These run the gamut - grammar, punctuation, just not reading what was written or having a great sense of humor! -------------- In an office: TOILET OUT OF ORDER...... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACH... Read more
Perks of reaching 50 or 60 or heading towards 70!
Monday, February 07, 2011      13 comments

01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 02. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 03. No one expects you to run--anywhere. 04. People call at 9 PM and ask,"did I wake you?" 05. People n... Read more
Red Marbles
Sunday, February 06, 2011      13 comments

Sorry, this is one story you'll need your tissues for but thought it was too beautiful not to share. In the news, you hear mostly about the terrible things that happen. This shows the true meaning of kindness and a big heart! --------------... Read more
Nature in the backyard!
Saturday, February 05, 2011      9 comments

Never sure what I'm going to see when I look outside. Today, it was the red tail hawk. A handsome bird but I wish he wouldn't come after my little guys at the feeder. ... Read more
Never try to outsmart a woman!!!!
Friday, February 04, 2011      15 comments

Outsmart a woman, are you kidding? A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey, I've been invited to fly to Canada with my boss and several of his friends to go fishing, for the long weekend. This is a good opportunity for me to get tha... Read more
Check for Alzheimer's - Pretty Amazing
Thursday, February 03, 2011      19 comments

The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University . Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 60 years of age cannot do it! ... Read more
Weather Report for New England - can apply to a lot of us!!
Wednesday, February 02, 2011      13 comments

My cousin from Maine just sent me this and I'm still laughing! Sure looks like what's been going on lately. What do you think??? ... Read more
Tuesday, February 01, 2011      14 comments

A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe or reinterpret the first part. It is frequently used for humorou... Read more

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