Will Rogers, who died in a 1935 plane crash in Alaska with bush pilot, Wiley Post, was one of the greatest political/country/cowboy sages ever known.
Some of his sayings:
1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
2. Never... Read more
Thought it was about time that I sat down and explained....or whined...about why I have not been blogging or posting. During the summer while working in the yard, I went to step up on my lawn tractor. My sneaker was wet and my foot slipped ... Read more
A friend posted this on facebook and it sounds yummy!!!
Cauliflower Fried Rice
- 3 cups of raw grated cauliflower (... Read more
Erma Bombeck was an American humorist who achieved great popularity for her newspaper column that described suburban home life from the mid-1960s until the late 1990s This written after she found out she was dying of cancer. She was... Read more
Fred was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.
He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.
This took ... Read more
You lovers of the English language might enjoy this.
There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that is 'UP.'
It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or a... Read more
Let's face it. English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France . Sweetmeats are candies... Read more
Homographs are words of like spelling but with more than one meaning.
A homograph that is also pronounced differently is a heteronym... you think English is easy?
The bandage was wound around the wound.
The ... Read more
Hi spark friends.
I know that your use to me doing something with humor but today my heart is not in it. Today would have been my 45th Anniversary and the memories are flooding back.
Every year I get out the last anniversar... Read more
A is for apple, and B is for boat,
That used to be right, but now it won't float!
Age before beauty is what we once said,
But let's be a bit more realistic instead.
senior alphabet senior alphabet
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Some years ago, there was a Mensa convention in San Francisco . Mensa, as you know, is a national organization for people who have an IQ of 140 or higher.
Several of the Mensa members went out for lunch at a local cafe. Whe... Read more
The light turned yellow just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the
crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the
intersection. The tailgating woman was furious... Read more