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Will Rogers....these never grow old
Saturday, March 04, 2017      17 comments

Will Rogers, who died in a 1935 plane crash in Alaska with bush pilot, Wiley Post, was one of the greatest political/country/cowboy sages ever known. Some of his sayings: 1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. 2. Never... Read more
Time for an explanation
Monday, February 01, 2016      31 comments

Thought it was about time that I sat down and explained....or whined...about why I have not been blogging or posting. During the summer while working in the yard, I went to step up on my lawn tractor. My sneaker was wet and my foot slipped ... Read more
Cauliflower "fried rice"
Friday, May 22, 2015      16 comments

A friend posted this on facebook and it sounds yummy!!! Cauliflower Fried Rice Prep time 10 mins Cook time 15 mins Total time 25 mins Serves: 4 Ingredients - 3 cups of raw grated cauliflower (... Read more
If I Had My Life to Live Erma Bombeck
Monday, May 11, 2015      20 comments

Erma Bombeck was an American humorist who achieved great popularity for her newspaper column that described suburban home life from the mid-1960s until the late 1990s This written after she found out she was dying of cancer. She was... Read more
Tuesday, May 05, 2015      17 comments

Fred was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. This took ... Read more
English is the cwaziest - part 3 (the end)
Thursday, April 30, 2015      16 comments

You lovers of the English language might enjoy this. There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that is 'UP.' It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or a... Read more
English is the cwaziest - part 2
Wednesday, April 29, 2015      17 comments

Let's face it. English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France . Sweetmeats are candies... Read more
English is the cwazies - part 1
Tuesday, April 28, 2015      16 comments

Homographs are words of like spelling but with more than one meaning. A homograph that is also pronounced differently is a heteronym... you think English is easy? The bandage was wound around the wound. The ... Read more
Saturday, April 25, 2015      22 comments

Hi spark friends. I know that your use to me doing something with humor but today my heart is not in it. Today would have been my 45th Anniversary and the memories are flooding back. Every year I get out the last anniversar... Read more
The Alphabet for Seniors!!!!
Tuesday, April 21, 2015      17 comments

New Alphabet: A is for apple, and B is for boat, That used to be right, but now it won't float! Age before beauty is what we once said, But let's be a bit more realistic instead. senior alphabet senior alphabet ... Read more
Kids are priceless!!!
Tuesday, April 14, 2015      21 comments

A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man ma... Read more
Happy Monday!
Monday, April 13, 2015      14 comments

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Mensa & salt & pepper shakers!!!!
Monday, April 06, 2015      17 comments

Some years ago, there was a Mensa convention in San Francisco . Mensa, as you know, is a national organization for people who have an IQ of 140 or higher. Several of the Mensa members went out for lunch at a local cafe. Whe... Read more
Happy Easter....from some furry friends!!!!
Sunday, April 05, 2015      15 comments

Happy Easter and Passover. ... Read more
Holier then who???
Wednesday, April 01, 2015      18 comments

The light turned yellow just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman was furious... Read more

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