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Lost keys!!!

Monday, March 30, 2015      17 comments

After a meeting several days ago, I couldn't find my keys. I quickly gave myself a personal "TSA Pat Down." They weren't in my pockets. Suddenly ... Read more

I never knew......and now you will too!!!

Sunday, March 29, 2015      15 comments

I received this in an email and really enjoyed them. Hope you will also! Happy Sunday! 'A SHOT OF WHISKEY' In the old west a .45 cartridge for a six-gun cost 12 cents, so did a glass of whiskey. If a cowhand... Read more

TIME GETS BETTER WITH AGE!!!

Sunday, March 22, 2015      17 comments

I love these and they are so worth reading: Read it through to the end, it gets better as you go! I've learned that I like my teac... Read more

Ramblings of a Retired Mind!!!

Saturday, March 21, 2015      13 comments

I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse. I can't afford one... Read more

The Explanation!!!

Friday, March 20, 2015      12 comments

Brains of older people are slow because they know so much . People do not decline mentally with age, it just takes them longer to recal... Read more

Children are so honest!!!

Thursday, March 19, 2015      12 comments

While I sat in the reception area of my doctor's office, a woman rolled an elderly man in a wheelchair into the room. As she went to the receptionist's desk, the man sat there, alone and silent. Just as I was thinking I sho... Read more

For pun lovers!!!

Wednesday, March 18, 2015      16 comments

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I thought I saw an ... Read more

Happy St. Patty's Day!!!

Tuesday, March 17, 2015      15 comments

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Frank.....Your laugh for today

Monday, March 16, 2015      19 comments

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like ... Read more

A Little Genealogy Humour - Family Tree of Vincent Van Gogh

Wednesday, March 11, 2015      18 comments

His dizzy aunt ------------------------------
----------------- Verti Gogh The brother who ate prunes------------------------
------- Gotta Gogh The brother who worked at a convenience store ------ Stop N Gogh... Read more

My take on the Super Bowl!!!

Sunday, February 01, 2015      14 comments

I do look forward to the Super Bowl each year to see the newest advertisement with the Clydesdales but all all I can say this year is GO PATS!!!!! Read more

The Curtain Rods!!!

Thursday, January 29, 2015      24 comments

She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful di... Read more

The Lemon Squeezer!!!!

Tuesday, January 27, 2015      18 comments

At a bar in New York City the bartender was so sure that he was the strongest man around, that he offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and then hand... Read more

THE TOILET SEAT!!!!

Monday, January 26, 2015      21 comments

My wife had been after me for several weeks to paint the seat on our toilet. Finally, I got around to doing it while she was out. After fin... Read more

As 2014 comes to an end!

Wednesday, December 31, 2014      13 comments

Here's to all the wonderful folks on spark. So many wonderful and caring friends. Love to all of you. From me to you! Read more


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