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Tuesday's Joke of the Day

Tuesday, August 23, 2011      14 comments

Two bachelors, Larry and Frank, were out to dinner. The conversation drifted from office, sports to politics and then to cooking. “I got a cook book once” said Larry. “But I couldn’t do anything with it.” “Too much fancy stuff ... Read more

Monday's Joke of the Day

Monday, August 22, 2011      16 comments

While Bill waited at the airport to board his plane, he noticed a computer scale that would give your weight and a fortune. He dropped a quarter in the slot, and the computer screen displayed: “You weigh 195 pounds, you are married, and you’r... Read more

Sunday's Joke of the Day

Sunday, August 21, 2011      8 comments

A duck walked into a bakery one day and asked for a pork chop. The baker said, "We aren't a butcher; we don't sell meat here." So the duck left. The following day the duck went back and asked again. This time the Baker said, ... Read more

Saturday's Joke of the Day

Saturday, August 20, 2011      16 comments

A lady walks into the drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. "Ma'am, what do you want with arsenic?" "To kill my husband." "I can't sell you arsenic to kill a person!" The lady lays down a photo of a man and a w... Read more

Friday's Joke of the Day

Friday, August 19, 2011      15 comments

An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Bubba, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament. Dear Bubba: ... Read more

Thursday's Joke of the Day

Thursday, August 18, 2011      11 comments

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. emoticon... Read more

Wednesday's Joke of the Day

Wednesday, August 17, 2011      15 comments

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline for advice. The Psychic tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog is thrilled... "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?"... Read more

Tuesday's Joke of the Day

Tuesday, August 16, 2011      13 comments

The judge warned the witness, “Do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth?” “I do.” “Do you understand what will happen if you are not truthful?” “Sure,” said the witness. “My side will win.” Read more

Monday's Joke of the Day

Monday, August 15, 2011      19 comments

Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can`t think of anything I need. $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you. Love, Yo... Read more

Sunday's Joke of the Day

Sunday, August 14, 2011      16 comments

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're ... Read more

Saturday's Joke of the Day

Saturday, August 13, 2011      12 comments

A man enters his local bar holding a frog and an iguana. He sets them down on the bar and says to the bartender, "I bet you $1000 that my frog here can sing any song you can think of." " Ok," says the bartender. "How 'bout 'Blue Moon'... Read more

Friday's Joke of the Day

Friday, August 12, 2011      11 comments

A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic summons. He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless hour for his case to be heard. When his name was called late in the afternoon, he stood... Read more

Thursday's Joke of the Day

Thursday, August 11, 2011      13 comments

It's all in the punctuation: An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing." The ... Read more

Wednesday's Joke of the Day

Wednesday, August 10, 2011      11 comments

Little Johnny comes downstairs crying. His mother asked, “What’s the matter now?” “Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb with the hammer,” said little Johnny through his tears. “That’s not so serious,” soothed his mot... Read more

Tuesday's Joke of the Day

Tuesday, August 09, 2011      19 comments

Looking over the log book kept by the computer support staff at my office, I noticed several entries stating the problem was PICNIC. I asked one of the technicians what PICNIC meant. He laughed as he told me it meant "Problem In Chai... Read more


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