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Wednesday's Joke of the Day

Wednesday, September 22, 2010      9 comments

A college graduate applies for a job as an industrial spy. Together with several other applicants, he is given a sealed envelope and told to take it to the fourth floor. As soon as the young man is alone, he steps into an empty hallway and opens... Read more

Tuesday's Joke of the Day

Tuesday, September 21, 2010      19 comments

Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just then he happened to see a little snake passing by who had caught a worm. The fisherman snatched up the snake and robbed him ... Read more

Monday's Joke of the Day

Monday, September 20, 2010      16 comments

Little Emily was complaining to her mother that her stomach hurt. Her mother replied, “That’s because it's empty. Maybe you should try putting something in it." The next day, the pastor was over at Emily's family's house for lunch. He m... Read more

Sunday's Joke of the Day

Sunday, September 19, 2010      12 comments

Three men wanted to cross a river. They had no idea how to cross it, so one man knelt down on his knees and prayed "Lord give me the power and strength the cross the river." suddenly the man became very strong and swam across the river. The next... Read more

Tuesday's Joke of the Day

Tuesday, September 14, 2010      16 comments

A couple, desperate to conceive a child, went to their priest and asked him to pray for them. "I'm going on a sabbatical to Rome," he replied, "and while I'm there, I'll light a candle for you." When the priest returned three years later, h... Read more

Monday's Joke of the Day

Monday, September 13, 2010      18 comments

A man who was just married was flying to the Florida Keys for a business trip. His new bride was to accompany him the next day. When he got there he E-mailed his wife to let her know he made it there safely. When he sent the E-mail he miss-typed... Read more

Sunday's Joke of the Day

Sunday, September 12, 2010      13 comments

A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, the lady is furious! She stormed past the store to her work. On the wa... Read more

Saturday's Joke of the Day

Saturday, September 11, 2010      9 comments

A chief of a small island nation was obsessed with the English royalty, and his hobby was collecting thrones. He had wooden ones by the dozen stacked in the upper section of his giant grass covered palace that had many rooms for him and his cabi... Read more

Friday's Joke of the Day

Friday, September 10, 2010      13 comments

Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody nose, black eye, and torn clothing. It was obvious he’d been in a bad fight and lost. While his father was patching him up, he asked his son what happened. “Well, Dad,” sai... Read more

Wednesday's Joke of the Day

Wednesday, September 08, 2010      15 comments

Q: What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? A: A receding hareline! emoticon... Read more

Tuesday's Joke of the Day

Tuesday, September 07, 2010      11 comments

John asks: "Why are you drinking so much?" Joe says: "Because I donated my body to science, and I am preserving it until they are ready to use it." emotico... <a href=Read more

Monday's Joke of the Day

Monday, September 06, 2010      11 comments

Lady, this vacuum cleaner will cut your work in half. Good. I’ll take two of them. emoticon... Read more

Sunday's Joke of the Day

Sunday, September 05, 2010      10 comments

Do you know the difference between genius and stupid? "Genius has its limits." emoticon... Read more

Saturday's Joke of the Day

Saturday, September 04, 2010      12 comments

Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship. He sends a signal: “Change your course 10 degree east.” The light signals back: “Change yours, 10 degrees west.” Angry, the capt... Read more

Friday's Joke of the Day

Friday, September 03, 2010      14 comments

A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping." Read more


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