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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Tuesday, May 01, 2012      1 comments

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I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.

Monday, April 30, 2012      3 comments

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It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

Sunday, April 29, 2012      3 comments

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Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

Saturday, April 28, 2012      4 comments

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We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Friday, April 27, 2012      2 comments

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Wednesday, April 25, 2012      4 comments

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passe

Tuesday, April 24, 2012      5 comments

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I WONDERED WHY THE BASEBALL WAS GETTING BIGGER....THEN IT HIT ME!

Monday, April 23, 2012      2 comments

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WHAT HAPPENS TO A CAT WHO DRINKS TOO MUCH LEMONADE?...HE BECOMES A SOURPUSS!

Sunday, April 22, 2012      3 comments

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WHAT PART OF A FISH WEIGHS THE MOST?...ITS SCALES!

Saturday, April 21, 2012      6 comments

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WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CAMPER WHO SWALLOWED A FLASHLIGHT?....HE HICCUPED WITH DELIGHT

Friday, April 20, 2012      4 comments

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If at first you don't succeed at skydiving, it's not for you!

Thursday, April 19, 2012      3 comments

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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

Wednesday, April 18, 2012      3 comments

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If there is no god, who pops up the next kleenex?

Tuesday, April 17, 2012      6 comments

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Love is photogenic. It needs to develop in the dark!

Monday, April 16, 2012      4 comments

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