Thanks to my parents, I have always been interested in nature. My paternal grandparents fixed up their backyard like a little bird sanctuary, planting all kinds of flora the fruits, nuts and seeds of which would attract even the rarest of birds.... Read more
Two elderly, excited Southern women were sitting together in the front pew of church listening to a fiery preacher.
When this preacher condemned the sin of stealing, these two ladies cried out at the top of their lungs, "AMEN, BROTHER!"
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A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says: "No way. I don't think you can pay for it.
The guy says, "You're right. I don't have any money, but if I show you something you haven't seen before, will you g... Read more
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down, and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the table.
As the panda stands up to leave, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my table and you ... Read more
Maybe it's because I was away from my class all those weeks. After my first week back with my little students I began to get congested; runny nose; coughing. Well, see, my kids are not very good at covering their coughs (like, open mouth HACK, d... Read more
I've been reading in 1 Samuel in the mornings. Then when I went downstairs, I had two of my DD's super-healthy muffins made from home-ground steel-cut oat flour, apples, walnuts and flax (with my coffee...) Read more
Today I had to take DD to an appointment for my grandson. My granddaughter came along because she's home schooled. We didn't know how long it would take, and rather than pay for parking and waiting around, I drove with my granddaughter to Highla... Read more
I love Spark's resources. I don't always take advantage of them, getting lazy from time to time. But today I went to enter my breakfast.
I can type well enough, but not so well that I lift my eyes from the keyboard. So if I make a mistake, or... Read more
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One day on the way home from church a little girl turned to her mother and said, "Mommy, the preacher's sermon this morning confused me."
The mother said, "Oh! Why is that?
The girl replied, "Well, he... Read more
The other day I was praying that the Lord would draw me closer to Himself. Well, there's nothing like a good tribulation to make one cling to Him! When the SS benefit still did not show in my account by Monday morning, I called, and found out th... Read more