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It's Time to Recommit
Thursday, August 02, 2012      2 comments

Somewhere along the way I lost my commitment to my weight loss journey and to sparks people. I guess there was a lot of things going on in my life that I just got burned out. I had to step away from everything and re-energize my mind and my bo... Read more
Senior Wedding
Friday, February 03, 2012      4 comments

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Tampa, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore.. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addre... Read more
The Homone Hostage
Sunday, January 01, 2012      3 comments

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands. Following is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husban... Read more
God the Parent
Wednesday, December 14, 2011      4 comments

Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to God's kids. After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was: "Don... Read more
Time Honored Truths
Tuesday, December 06, 2011      1 comments

Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people. To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but no... Read more
Time Honored Truths
Tuesday, December 06, 2011      1 comments

Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people. To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but no... Read more
What it REALLY REALLY Means
Friday, December 02, 2011      4 comments

"We're going to be late," REALLY MEANS, "Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac." "Take a break, honey, you're working too hard, "REALLY MEANS, "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner." "That's interesting, dear... Read more
Visiting the Zoo
Wednesday, November 30, 2011      1 comments

Three mischievous boys skipped school one day and instead went to the zoo one day for an outing. They decided to visit the elephant cage first, but soon enough, they were picked up by a zoo security officer for causing a commotion. T... Read more
Women's Profound Sayings
Sunday, November 27, 2011      4 comments

- Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring. - One of life's mysteries is how a 2 pound box of candy can make a woman gain 5 lbs. - The best way to forget all your troubles is to we... Read more
What it REALLY means
Friday, November 25, 2011      4 comments

"I can't find it," REALLY MEANS, "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless." "That's women's work," REALLY MEANS, "It's dirty, difficult and thankless." "Will you marry me?" REALLY MEANS, "Both my roommat... Read more
Mad Cow Disease
Tuesday, November 15, 2011      6 comments

One day two cows were chatting over the fence between their two fields. The first cow said, "I'm telling you, this mad cow disease is getting pretty scary! I've heard it's spreading so fast that it's already on Farmer Rubin's land just dow... Read more
Two Fools Flying
Monday, November 14, 2011      1 comments

Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each arm, the other has parrots lined up on his arms. After a couple of minutes, they both leap off the cliff and fall to the ground. Laying n... Read more
Filling in for Saint Peter
Saturday, November 12, 2011      4 comments

A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: 'Have you ever committed a sin you truly regret?' 'Yes,' the professor answered. 'When I was a young candidate at the hospital of Sai... Read more
Age is a Funny Thing
Wednesday, November 09, 2011      4 comments

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, "Surely I can't look that old?" Well . . .... You'll love this one! I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his, DDS... Read more
Age is a Funny Thing
Wednesday, November 09, 2011      0 comments

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, "Surely I can't look that old?" Well . . .... You'll love this one! I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his, DDS... Read more

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