Lately I've just been sucking at the whole eating right thing. I've literally been so ravenous that I could have eaten the legs off a table! Instead, I ate ice cream sund... Read more
Ice Cream and Jesus
I've been so bad about tracking this summer. I have been exercising quite a bit more than in previous summers, but my eating...has been...well...a bit out of control! I just love me some ice cream!
It didn't help that we took a 10-day vac... Read more
Should We Break Up???
Things just aren't as they used to be. I don't feel the same; I feel stuck. It requires so much effort on my part, and is placing a terrible drain on my resources. Our r... Read more
Fat Girl Gris-Gris
I know yall are sick of hearing about it. Hell, I'm sick of talking about it. The frustration is just so overwhelming, though. I'm seriously considering some pretty dras... Read more
Got the Blah, Blah Blues
Blah, blah, blah, BLAK!! I hate when I'm in a miserable funk. I know the people around me hate it, too. I'm a b-word from H-E-double hockey sticks when I'm feeling out o... Read more
"The Situation" and Getting My GTL On -- LB Style!
I'm a cow. There, I said it. I know we've gone over this before, but let's recap just for kicks. I used to be young and thin. After having two kids in two years at an age when I ought NOT be having said kids, I'm fat. I'm roughly 35 pounds ... Read more
I want to rip my eyeballs out about now. I saw the most disgusting (and pathetic) site today while getting my nails done. While I was enjoying a much-needed pedicure, in walks a woman about 60-65 years old trying to pull off the look of a 20 y... Read more
To Poo Or Not to Poo...That Is the Question
You know that you are old when you have a conversation with your friend about bowel movements and neither of you is laughing. Today, my girl, L, and I were talking about w... Read more
How to Fall Off the Wagon Without Leaving the Trail
How do you get back on track after a frustrating day of poor food choices?
Today was yet another snow day for us. No school! We got 6-9 inches of the white stuff roug... Read more
The Misadventures of a JC Junkie
I think it's already been established, but I am a NUT JOB! In fact, I am darn near certifiable (though some would argue that I'm full-blown). As is typical of me, I took a seem... Read more
Three Cheers for the Skinny Chicks!!
The weight loss fever is really catching around here. Today, It was very obvious to me that my friend, A, was losing. She said she's down about 8 or 9 pounds. She's been wa... Read more
My Very Disturbing Motivation
Phew!!! I just spent 45 minutes on the treadmill. I never do that! I get bored too easily to give anything 45 minutes of my time. However, I've finally discovered a cure for ... Read more
Thank God for God!
I woke up this morning feeling my PMDD symptoms coming on. As I mentioned before, I haven't been diagnosed with PMDD officially, but I know that's what's up. PMDD is premenstrual dysphoric disorder, a severe form of PMS. You get all the nice ... Read more
No Haters Allowed!
Oh, the weather outside is frightful,
but my dear, it's so delightful,
And since I've no place to go,
I will blog, I will blog, I will blog.
Ok, that doesn't rea... Read more
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Ramblings of a Not-as-Fat-as-Last-Week Lady
Still no official New Year's resolution, but I have started the weight loss journey once again. I'm hoping for more success this time around. I'm not willing to commit to a resolution, though. I like having the option to opt out without feeli... Read more