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Adult Halloween Humor #12

Monday, October 28, 2013      1 comments

It is NOT WISE to marry on Halloween -- it brings out the mean spirit in us! Husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on that day, their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'H... Read more

Adult Halloween Humor #11

Sunday, October 27, 2013      3 comments

So here is my long, convoluted, joke based upon a Massachusetts accent: It seemed a scene out of "The Birds"! Along a Massachusetts stretch of farm-to-market road there were SO many dead and dying birds... mostly black birds, crows, and oth... Read more

Adult Halloween Humor #10

Friday, October 25, 2013      3 comments

SO! It is FALL and it is FRIDAY -- and you know what that means! FRIDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL! Every now and then, Halloween falls on a Friday. And to help fill the stands, the local stadium had COSTUME NIGHT on Halloween. A couple of long-time f... Read more

Body Fat Percentage Calculator

Tuesday, October 22, 2013      7 comments

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Adult Halloween Humor #10

Monday, October 21, 2013      3 comments

An extremely shy and very modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his digestive system upset. Upon making several false-alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided that the latest was another false ala... Read more

Adult Halloween Humor #9

Saturday, October 19, 2013      4 comments

Just in case you have forgotten the rules for a safe and Happy Halloween: 1. When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead. 2. Never read a book of demon-summoning aloud, even as a joke. As a ... Read more

Adult Halloween Humor #9

Saturday, October 19, 2013      0 comments

Just in case you have forgotten the rules for a safe and Happy Halloween: 1. When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead. 2. Never read a book of demon-summoning aloud, even as a joke. As a ... Read more

Be GLAD for a plateau! It's an aid to success!

Thursday, October 17, 2013      4 comments

We all know a plateau and how wearing they can be! I was on a plateau for a YEAR (!) partly because my inner strength wasn't strong enough to get past the breakthrough point and push hard enough -- I'll admit it.... but anyway..... There a... Read more

Lesson to Learn: How to Eat Normally

Thursday, October 17, 2013      3 comments

I had planned a good low carb, low calorie day yesterday.... but I couldn't do it! It was DD's birthday, and she wanted to eat sushi! There's lots of rice in sushi and not much else... And tradition has it in MY home that the birthday person nev... Read more

Adult Halloween Humor #8

Wednesday, October 16, 2013      3 comments

Here's a new Corny you won't find anywhere else -- and I want you to tell me if it is any good: A young lady, somewhat inebriated, was walking home from a costume party, past the cemetary late Halloween night. Slowly she became aware she wa... Read more

Corny Halloween Humor #7

Tuesday, October 15, 2013      3 comments

Horribly busy yesterday, and it looks like today is shaping up to be almost the same -- except today, I AM visiting SparkPeople! Here are Corny Halloween jokes that you hopefully have not heard before. Try them out on your friends! Do zom... Read more

Adult Halloween Humor #6

Saturday, October 12, 2013      2 comments

Top Signs That You're Too Old to Trick or Treat ... 10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you. 8. You ask for high fiber, no-sugar candy only. 7. When someone d... Read more

Halloween Humor Change-Up

Friday, October 11, 2013      4 comments

Here's things for the grandkids and trick-or treaters so that you can be the coolest lady on the street (oh, and a few are thrown in just for YOU!): Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers."... Read more

Adult Halloween Humor #4

Thursday, October 10, 2013      3 comments

A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears some music. No one is around, so he starts searching for the source. He finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from a grave with a headstone that re... Read more

Adult Halloween Humor #3

Tuesday, October 08, 2013      2 comments

This one is LOL-funny, but the adult quotient is pretty high (you've been warned!): Police arrested Malcolm Davidson, a 27 year old white male, resident of White Plains, NY, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38pm Halloween Night. Davidson will be ch... Read more


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