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Adult Halloween Humor #9

Saturday, October 19, 2013      4 comments

Just in case you have forgotten the rules for a safe and Happy Halloween: 1. When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead. 2. Never read a book of demon-summoning aloud, even as a joke. As a ... Read more

Adult Halloween Humor #9

Saturday, October 19, 2013      0 comments

Just in case you have forgotten the rules for a safe and Happy Halloween: 1. When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead. 2. Never read a book of demon-summoning aloud, even as a joke. As a ... Read more

Be GLAD for a plateau! It's an aid to success!

Thursday, October 17, 2013      4 comments

We all know a plateau and how wearing they can be! I was on a plateau for a YEAR (!) partly because my inner strength wasn't strong enough to get past the breakthrough point and push hard enough -- I'll admit it.... but anyway..... There a... Read more

Lesson to Learn: How to Eat Normally

Thursday, October 17, 2013      3 comments

I had planned a good low carb, low calorie day yesterday.... but I couldn't do it! It was DD's birthday, and she wanted to eat sushi! There's lots of rice in sushi and not much else... And tradition has it in MY home that the birthday person nev... Read more

Adult Halloween Humor #8

Wednesday, October 16, 2013      3 comments

Here's a new Corny you won't find anywhere else -- and I want you to tell me if it is any good: A young lady, somewhat inebriated, was walking home from a costume party, past the cemetary late Halloween night. Slowly she became aware she wa... Read more

Corny Halloween Humor #7

Tuesday, October 15, 2013      3 comments

Horribly busy yesterday, and it looks like today is shaping up to be almost the same -- except today, I AM visiting SparkPeople! Here are Corny Halloween jokes that you hopefully have not heard before. Try them out on your friends! Do zom... Read more

Adult Halloween Humor #6

Saturday, October 12, 2013      2 comments

Top Signs That You're Too Old to Trick or Treat ... 10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you. 8. You ask for high fiber, no-sugar candy only. 7. When someone d... Read more

Halloween Humor Change-Up

Friday, October 11, 2013      4 comments

Here's things for the grandkids and trick-or treaters so that you can be the coolest lady on the street (oh, and a few are thrown in just for YOU!): Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers."... Read more

Adult Halloween Humor #4

Thursday, October 10, 2013      3 comments

A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears some music. No one is around, so he starts searching for the source. He finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from a grave with a headstone that re... Read more

Adult Halloween Humor #3

Tuesday, October 08, 2013      2 comments

This one is LOL-funny, but the adult quotient is pretty high (you've been warned!): Police arrested Malcolm Davidson, a 27 year old white male, resident of White Plains, NY, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38pm Halloween Night. Davidson will be ch... Read more

Halloween Humor #2

Sunday, October 06, 2013      4 comments

Oh, I'd love it if you found some humor worth sharing! Here's my absolute favorite: A man was walking home alone one night when he heard a "BUMP....BUMP....BUMP..." behind him. Walking faster, he looked back, making out an image of an uprigh... Read more

Adult Halloween Humor

Saturday, October 05, 2013      4 comments

Here's my seasonal joke for the day (ADULT content!): On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having trouble picking suitable outfits. After a while the wife got mad and stormed out of the room. Fifteen minutes later she ... Read more

Finally the mountain roads are opening (the dirt ones!)

Wednesday, October 02, 2013      4 comments

It takes time to re-build a road, even the dirt ones. The high mountain roads were heavily eroded by the flood, the bottom-of-the-canyon paved roads were generally completely washed away. In other words, access has been limited to non-existent.... Read more

You have 3 months left!

Thursday, September 26, 2013      7 comments

So, here's my suggestion. If you haven't done it already, write down a weight loss, fitness, and/or health goal for the rest of this year, including what you plan to do to MAKE it happen. Then, go through your list carefully, looking for negativ... Read more

The Road to Normal

Tuesday, September 24, 2013      4 comments

They opened up the road into town yesterday! Just one lane, but finally! No more major detours adding 30 minutes to your trip! OMG, it was heart-stopping to see the major devastation due to flooding near the bridge! Not just water -- there w... Read more


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