Corny Halloween Humor #7
Horribly busy yesterday, and it looks like today is shaping up to be almost the same -- except today, I AM visiting SparkPeople!
Here are Corny Halloween jokes that you hopefully have not heard before. Try them out on your friends!
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Adult Halloween Humor #6
Top Signs That You're Too Old to Trick or Treat ...
10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
8. You ask for high fiber, no-sugar candy only.
7. When someone d... Read more
Halloween Humor Change-Up
Here's things for the grandkids and trick-or treaters so that you can be the coolest lady on the street (oh, and a few are thrown in just for YOU!):
Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers."... Read more
Adult Halloween Humor #4
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears some music. No one is around, so he starts searching for the source.
He finally locates the origin and finds it is coming from a grave with a headstone that re... Read more
Adult Halloween Humor #3
This one is LOL-funny, but the adult quotient is pretty high (you've been warned!):
Police arrested Malcolm Davidson, a 27 year old white male, resident of White Plains, NY, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38pm Halloween Night. Davidson will be ch... Read more
Halloween Humor #2
Oh, I'd love it if you found some humor worth sharing! Here's my absolute favorite:
A man was walking home alone one night when he heard a "BUMP....BUMP....BUMP..." behind him. Walking faster, he looked back, making out an image of an uprigh... Read more
Adult Halloween Humor
Here's my seasonal joke for the day (ADULT content!):
On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having trouble picking suitable outfits. After a while the wife got mad and stormed out of the room.
Fifteen minutes later she ... Read more
Finally the mountain roads are opening (the dirt ones!)
It takes time to re-build a road, even the dirt ones. The high mountain roads were heavily eroded by the flood, the bottom-of-the-canyon paved roads were generally completely washed away. In other words, access has been limited to non-existent.... Read more
You have 3 months left!
So, here's my suggestion. If you haven't done it already, write down a weight loss, fitness, and/or health goal for the rest of this year, including what you plan to do to MAKE it happen. Then, go through your list carefully, looking for negativ... Read more
The Road to Normal
They opened up the road into town yesterday! Just one lane, but finally! No more major detours adding 30 minutes to your trip! OMG, it was heart-stopping to see the major devastation due to flooding near the bridge! Not just water -- there w... Read more
and, actually, I was right!
We received a community-wide e-mail yesterday telling us all that CLEARLY we had ignored the previous announcement asking us to be EXTREMELY conservative with the little bit of water we did get 2 days ago-- because it was now all gone. Hardy-har... Read more
9-16-2013 Personal History Catastrophic Flooding Update
Some news reports call this a FIVE-Hundred Year flood.
Water on tap is completely gone. Our Home Owners' Association president e-mailed us this morning asking all to reduce flushing (pouring rainwater into the toilet bowl). I lived 20 yea... Read more
Personal History of the 100-year Flood, Boulder CO, 2013
Although the term has gone out of favor officially, I'll use it: it is a 100-year flood, folks! That means every year, there is a 1 in a 100 chance that it will be this bad. Boulder has NEVER had this much rain so fast since it started keeping r... Read more
LC calorie cycling week 16: final report
So here is my final report on the results of cycling while doing Atkins.
The half week is due to starting on a Friday, but I prefer reporting on Mondays. Having 2 reports reveal daily fluctuations. Here's the list:
Friday reporting ------ OR... Read more
by Nancy Howard, SP blogger, 10-31-09 : Optimist, Pessimist, Realist
"The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails." William Arthur Ward
I love this inspirational quote! I came across it last week after experiencing some major obstacles here at home... Read more
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