The Aliens Probed Me Again
It has happened again. The aliens have landed. They probed me and seriously messed with my brain. Of course, aliens are way high-tech, so I don't remember the probing, I can't tell you if they looked like ET or more like the ones from Indepen... Read more
Just a Quick Note From Someone Who Cares
We would like to thank you today for being amazing. You've added years, if not decades to our lives. We used to think you were a total moron, since you are in healthcare and all, but now we are starting to think that you are no... Read more
Fear Something Worth Fearing
I weigh 285.2 pounds today.
I am 38 years old.
I wore shorts to the gym today.
I wore a sleeveless exercise shirt.
I shaved my legs every day for the last month.
I did a 60 minute aerobics class that included step aerobi... Read more
That Darn Weight Tracker Is Broken, Or Am I Just a Big Fat Liar?
I like my little tracker, the background I picked makes it look like a swimmer. It looks like a little swimmer and my name is JennSwims. I'm so clever. ... Read more
The Treadmill Doesn't Care
I wanted to go to kickboxing last night, but my schedule wasn't really willing to work around that class. I got on the treadmill.
I wasn't feeling it.
I didn't want to be on the treadmill (I wish there was a whine font). My shins h... Read more
It's All Perspective and Attitude... What is Your Perspective and Attitude Today?
I knew that people here, at home and at work would ask, "how was the cruise?" I thought about it a lot. What would I say? How would I describe my week away? Would I try to make them jealous and talk about the cerulean and turquoise waters and... Read more
I just accidentally deleted about 30 minutes of writing about vacation and some deep thinking crap. Doh. So I'm sticking with what I didn't accidentally delete. The good news is that you don't have to read about me having such bad gas that it... Read more
I Say We Do It. What Say You About a Mega Awesome Meet Your SparkPeeps?
So did anyone see the Spark Daily Blog thingie today? It was all about how Indygirl (who is awesome) did an officially unofficial overnight meetup for Sparkies in Cincy with hotel rooms and such. She is also planning another one in Ft. Wayne, I... Read more
I Went Shopping and Didn't Hate It. I Bought Things For Parts Other Than Feet
I went shopping for vacation clothes. You know how important it is to look good for 5,000 strangers, so clearly the acquisition of new clothes was a need and not a want. *eye roll*
Let's get a little background here. I am the girl:
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One More Way to Get Moving Faster
I weigh 279 pounds.
I am morbidly obese.
I haven't run a full out, knees up and arms pumping real run in well over a decade.
Yesterday was National Running Day.
I ran 5.7mph @1% for a minute. Then I did it again after I ca... Read more
June is Just Around the Corner... My June Goals
June is tomorrow.
While I am thrilled that I am one day closer to vacation and showing an entire cruise ship my albinoesque skin, I also need to come up with new goals, which is always a challenge. I hate it when I have to think.
Bu... Read more
May Goals: The Good, the Bad & the Ugly and the Unexpected
Captain Poopy Pants is going into the closet for a few weeks. I finally saw a loss today, which means I can put him away on an up note.
Naming him something absurd really did help take a little of the sting out of his bite, but I need to ... Read more
After All Tomorrow Is Another Day... When The Voices Get Evil
Somehow that Gone With The Wind quote seemed appropriate.
I had a bad day yesterday, if you consider crying for hours on end, feeling miserable, being hatefully angry at everyone, verbally abusing one's self and thinking you are a total fa... Read more
I'm a Miserable Failure and I Will Always Be Fat
I went to the gym yesterday, but only because I bought new workout shoes and I told myself they were going back to the store if I didn't use them that very night, because if I didn't, then I didn't deserve them.
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Sparkalicious Spark-O-Rama Fantasy Cruise & A Green Smoothie
I leave on my cruise a week from Sunday, and I'm already stressed about not being able to get my spark on. Yes, I know, I worry too much, but I'm an addict. Hello, my name is Jennifer, and I have a Spark Addiction. It is nice to have a good a... Read more