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Answering Machine Messages

Monday, September 03, 2012      35 comments

Answering Machine Messages - Hi. I am probably home. I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message and if I don't call back, it's you. - Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving... Read more

Don't think So Much

Saturday, September 01, 2012      19 comments

Don't Think So Much Mensa is an organization whose members have an IQ of 140 or higher. A few years ago, there was a Mensa Convention in San Francisco and several members lunched at a local cafe. While dining, they discovered that thei... Read more

Out of Control

Tuesday, August 28, 2012      21 comments

There was an engineer, manager, and a programmer driving down a steep mountain road. The brakes failed and the car careened down the road out of control. Half way down the driver managed to stop the car by running it against the embankment narro... Read more

Last Date~~~Tonight's funny!

Tuesday, August 21, 2012      21 comments

So Lonely I Could Croak A lonely frog, desparate for any form of company telephoned the Psychic Hotline to find out what his future has in store. His Personal Psychic Advisor advises him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl w... Read more

What's for dinner?

Friday, August 10, 2012      22 comments

What's For Dinner? Becky prepared a pasta dish for a dinner party she was giving. In her haste, however, she forgot to refrigerate the spaghetti sauce, and it sat on the counter all day. She was worried about spoilage, but it was too l... Read more

Never Quit Pledge

Sunday, August 05, 2012      9 comments

Never Quit Pledge Sunday, August 05, 2012 Today, I promise I will not quit. I pledge that no matter, how many ups and downs I pass through, I will continue on my journey. I pledge to make a NEW START today, and forgive mysel... Read more

Grocery Shopping

Thursday, July 26, 2012      31 comments

Grocery Shopping A new supermarket opened near my house and it has an automatic water mister that keeps the produce fresh. Just before it turns on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you pass the mi... Read more

Northern Lights

Monday, July 16, 2012      13 comments

I don't know if any of you were able to see the northern lights last night. We were not in an area they were visible in but I found this link on The Weather Channel site hear on SP and there are 14 pictures of them. Since we live in MN, the ones... Read more

3 Quotes to think about!

Sunday, July 15, 2012      13 comments

When you take a risk and step out of the norm, you run the risk and sometimes you fail. But you only fail if you give up. ~J. Peterman A man who works with his hands is a laborer and a man who works with his brain is a craftsman, but a ma... Read more

Celebrate the Day of our independence

Wednesday, July 04, 2012      12 comments

The Star Spangled Banner by Francis Scott Key O say, can you see, by the dawn's early light, What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming? Whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight, O'er the ra... Read more

A great quote

Friday, June 29, 2012      16 comments

The most beautiful people we have known are those who have known defeat, known suffering, known struggle, known loss and have found their way out of the depths. These persons have an appreciation, a sensitivity and an understanding of life that ... Read more

DOGS RULE

Thursday, June 21, 2012      33 comments

Ten Dog Rules 1. The dog is not allowed in the house. 2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms. 3. Ok, fine, the dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture. 4. The dog can get on the o... Read more

Do we read signs?

Sunday, June 17, 2012      12 comments

Road Sign A priest and a minister are standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground. The sign reads: "The End is Near! Turn Yourself Around Now Before It's Too Late!" A car speeds past them, the driver yelling, "Leave us a... Read more

Underestimations!

Tuesday, May 22, 2012      13 comments

Recently, I ran across the following quote that means the world to me and says so much in very few words. Enjoy as you read and put some thoughts into it as well. This is what I think about my friends here on this wonderful site. Read more

WHY GOD MADE MOMS (HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TO ALL MOMS)

Friday, May 11, 2012      19 comments

Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions: Why did God make mothers? 1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 2. Mostly to clean the house.. 3. To help us out of there when we were gett... Read more


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