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More T-shirt humor
Saturday, May 13, 2017      20 comments

1.An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough. 2.If I say "first of all" Run away for I have prepared Research,Data,Charts & I will destroy you. 3.There's no need to repeat yourself. I ignored you the first time. ... Read more
Clever T-Shirt Sayings 10-15
Friday, May 12, 2017      15 comments

11. Brains are awesome, I wish everyone had one. 12.The only thing you need to fear is fear itself, and spiders. 13.I may be wrong, but I doubt it. 14.Never laugh at your mate's choices, you are one of them! 15.I am who I am,... Read more
Clever T-Shirt sayings 6-10
Thursday, May 11, 2017      15 comments

6.I'd love to have a battle of wits,but you appear unarmed. 7.We'll be friends till we're old & senile,then we'll be new friends. 8.I would be unstoppable, if only I could get started. 9.A little gray hair is a small price to pay ... Read more
Clever t-shirt sayings 1 to 5
Wednesday, May 10, 2017      14 comments

1. I'm so busy I don't know whether I found a rope or lost my horse. 2. Exercise??? I thought you said extra fries. 3. I could be a morning person, if morning happened at noon. 4. I consider on time to be when I get there. 5.... Read more
Happy May 1st
Monday, May 01, 2017      15 comments

This is just a short blog to list my goals for this month. 1. I WILL do 10,000 steps (or more) I am determined 2. I will limit sugar 3. I will continue with Yoga 4. I will eat more fruits and veggies 5. I will drink 8 or more glasse... Read more
Science Lesson
Monday, April 24, 2017      15 comments

Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He had explained about magnets and showed them how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron. A week later, the students are back in the sc... Read more
Generous Travel Agent
Thursday, March 16, 2017      16 comments

Generous Travel Agent A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an older lady and an older gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing the glamorous destinations around the world. The agent had had a good wee... Read more
Speeding Farmer
Wednesday, March 15, 2017      20 comments

Speeding Farmer A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable. Fi... Read more
Making the Most of Each Day
Sunday, February 26, 2017      19 comments

Outside my window, a new day I see, And only I can determine, What kind of day it might be. It can be busy and sunny, Laughing and gay, Or boring and cold, unhappy and gray. My own state of mind is the determi... Read more
Happy New Year
Sunday, January 01, 2017      13 comments

Hello 2017, I am going to look forward this year. My goals are to maintain my weight between 100 and 105 pounds.(with 102 as my ideal. I am going to make sure I get my water in daily, eat healthy whole foods,(at least 75% of the time) ... Read more
Hugs to all
Saturday, December 10, 2016      17 comments

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Happy December
Saturday, December 03, 2016      22 comments

Have a healthy December!... Read more
Keep smiling
Monday, November 14, 2016      22 comments

I am really going to work on being more optimistic. I know when I have days that everything goes pretty much the way you plan it you just feel so much darn better about yourself. I think I am going to try and have an up attitude in the ... Read more
Winter 5% challenge
Saturday, November 12, 2016      14 comments

Are you looking for a way to get fit, lose weight, and have fun along the way? Check out the Winter 5% Challenge! Team members will work towards losing 5% of their starting weight in 8 weeks by participating in team challenges that focus on exer... Read more
Happy October 1st
Saturday, October 01, 2016      21 comments

I woke up this morning in a good mood and mostly because it was Saturday (no work for me) and it was a NEW month. Another chance to start "Fresh" and clean and shiny. It always starts out that way and then most of us slack off because the ne... Read more

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