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Buying the right bathing suit.

Friday, May 04, 2012      10 comments

Here's a giggle for all of you ladies: I hope you enjoy this as much as I did .... When I was a child in the 1960s, the bathing suit for the mature figure was boned, trussed and reinforced, not so much sewn as engineered. They ... Read more

For Sale By Owner.

Thursday, May 03, 2012      9 comments

You've probably seen them before, but it's a good laugh, anyway. Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition, $200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything. -----------------... Read more

TANJOOBERRYMUTTS!

Monday, April 30, 2012      5 comments

By the time you read through this you will understand "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS". And only then will you be ready to take on China ! Believe me... you WILL understand!!! Here goes... The following is a telephonic e... Read more

YOU WILL NEVER SEE THIS AGAIN!

Friday, April 27, 2012      5 comments

Thought you'd enjoy this! It's one you want your Children and Grandchildren to read. They won't believe this happened, but it DID. (This seems unreal.) Harry Truman was a different kind of President. He probably made as many, or mo... Read more

A little medical humour.

Thursday, April 26, 2012      10 comments

A friend of a friend of mine was sitting on a front lawn sunning and reading, when he was startled by a fairly late model car crashing through a hedge and coming to rest on his lawn. He helped the elderly driver out and sat him on a law... Read more

Always choose a memorable password!

Saturday, March 24, 2012      8 comments

We are all adults, and hope we all have a good sense of humor. This was just too funny to not share. A lady helps her man install a new computer. Once it is completed, she tells him to select a password, a word that he'll always remember. ... Read more

Naked Woman in NYC Cab.

Tuesday, March 20, 2012      11 comments

A drunk woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City . The taxi driver, who happened to be an old Jewish man, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab. She said to him: “What’s wrong w... Read more

"Dark" humour.

Friday, March 16, 2012      7 comments

A woman and her lover are in the house while her husband is at work. Her nine year old son comes in, and after seeing them making love, he hides in the closet and watches them. All of a sudden the husband comes home, and the wife hides her lo... Read more

My Travels.

Thursday, March 15, 2012      4 comments

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been in Sane. ... Read more

ZEN TEACHINGS

Wednesday, March 14, 2012      7 comments

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just piss off and leave me alone. 2. Sex is like air. It's not that important unle... Read more

The Gunslinger

Monday, February 27, 2012      5 comments

An old geologist shuffled into town leading an old tired mule. The old man headed straight for the only saloon to clear his parched throat. He walked up and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there, brushing some of the dust ... Read more

A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K

Thursday, February 23, 2012      12 comments

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while...then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K." She asks..... "What does that mean?" He said, "Adorable, Beautiful... Read more

The Power of Beer.

Sunday, February 19, 2012      8 comments

A man goes into a bar and drinks a beer. After every glass of beer he pulls a picture out of his pocket and looks at it. After the 4th beer the waiter asks him why after every glass of beer he pulls the picture out and looks at it. Th... Read more

A Politicians Fate - Heaven or Hell?

Saturday, February 18, 2012      7 comments

While walking down the street one day a Corrupt Senator(that may be redundant) was tragically hit by a car and died. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. "Welcome to heaven," says St.. Peter. "Before yo... Read more

Why I Like Retirement !!!

Friday, February 03, 2012      14 comments

Question: How many days in a week? Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday Question: When is a retiree's bedtime? Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep in the recliner. Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb? ... Read more


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