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98 and no enemies!
Tuesday, December 27, 2011      13 comments

All women should live so long as to be this kind of lady! Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?" Eighty percent held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question... Read more
Seasons Greetings!
Sunday, December 25, 2011      8 comments

I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to my friends and colleagues, but it is difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So I met with my lawyer yesterday, and on advice I wish to say the following... Read more
Police.
Saturday, December 24, 2011      11 comments

A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and a passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the bush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the mon... Read more
Bucking Frilliant.​......Ronn​ie Barker Genius!
Friday, December 23, 2011      7 comments

This was originally shown on BBC TV back in the 70's. Ronnie Barker could say all this without a snigger, though God knows after how many takes. The irony is, BBC received not one complaint. The speed of delivery must have been too mu... Read more
The Deaf Wife Problem.
Wednesday, December 21, 2011      22 comments

Bert feared his wife Peg wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simp... Read more
The Wise Rabbi.
Sunday, December 18, 2011      14 comments

The only cow in a small town in Poland stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow from Moscow for 2,000 roubles, or one from Minsk for 500 roubles. Being frugal, they bought the ... Read more
THIS IS US!!!!
Wednesday, December 14, 2011      12 comments

Senior citizens are constantly being criticized for every conceivable deficiency of the modern world, real or imaginary. We know we take responsibility for all we have done and do not blame others. HOWEVER, upon reflection, we would like to... Read more
LONDON LAWYER VS GLASGOW COP
Tuesday, December 13, 2011      9 comments

A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock cop. He decides to ... Read more
From 60s to present time.
Sunday, December 04, 2011      12 comments

This is only for those who's level of maturity qualifies them to relate to it... 60s: Long hair present time: Longing for hair 60s: KEG present time: EKG 60s: Acid rock present time: Acid reflux ... Read more
Hanging by my boob!
Friday, December 02, 2011      14 comments

While conducting some business at the Court House, I overheard a lady who had been arrested for assaulting a Mammogram Technician say, "Your Honor, I'm guilty but.....there were extenuating circumstances." The female Judge said, sarcastical... Read more
Paybacks for Women!
Tuesday, November 29, 2011      13 comments

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get the milk for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. ... Read more
Baby Boomer Life.
Tuesday, November 29, 2011      6 comments

In April, Maya Angelou was interviewed by Oprah on her 70+ birthday. Oprah asked her what she thought of growing older. And, there on television, she said it was 'exciting...' Regarding body changes, she said there were many, occur... Read more
The Green Thing.
Monday, November 28, 2011      11 comments

In the line at the store, the cashier told an older woman that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren't good for the environment. The woman apologized to him and explained, "We didn't have the green thing back in ... Read more
Please don't hit me.
Sunday, November 27, 2011      10 comments

Puns for the overly educated. 1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2.I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleuti... Read more
Exercise & Brain Function.
Saturday, November 26, 2011      6 comments

Regular exercise is vital for our heart and lung health, but did you know it also affects our brain function? Here are some of the ways regular exercise can improve your mental health: * By raising your heart rate, you stimulate the n... Read more

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