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Iran and Star Trek.
Tuesday, November 15, 2011      8 comments

The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech and walked out into the lobby of the convention centre where he met U.S. General Patraeus. They shook hands. As they walked the Iranian said, "You know, I have just one questio... Read more
Alabama preacher.
Monday, November 14, 2011      8 comments

An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumour that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. It is a horrible lie and one that a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to ... Read more
Pretty sure these are all true. Would I lie??????
Monday, November 07, 2011      15 comments

1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee. 2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. 3.... Read more
What is Old?
Tuesday, October 18, 2011      10 comments

"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Choose one, I can't do both!" "OLD" IS WHEN…. Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot. "OLD" IS WHEN... Read more
Our next trip - Wonders of the American West!
Sunday, September 25, 2011      16 comments

Well, our first trip is just over and what a trip! We've had so much fun, great company with 38 other people, good Tour Director and Coach Driver and such beautiful places we visited! WOW! I will post photos, plenty taken but having problems ... Read more
Our first tour - American Parks Trail!
Tuesday, September 13, 2011      14 comments

On Friday 16th September we begin the first of our 2 coach tours of National Parks. This was the reason for our 7 week holidaying around the USA. Once we got those tours organized, everything else fell into place, including meeting so many of... Read more
Just Kidding!
Friday, August 12, 2011      14 comments

After being married for thirty years....a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her slowly...then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K." She asked, "What does that mean?" He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute... Read more
From the American Association Of Retired People
Tuesday, July 26, 2011      10 comments

Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore under fiction. Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finis... Read more
Just one more sleep!
Sunday, July 24, 2011      8 comments

In about 12 hours we leave home on our way to the airport to fly to Scotland with an overnight stopover in Bangkok. I've had a very busy day today. Went for my walk this morning with SIL even though it was raining. When we started our wal... Read more
6 degrees of blonde.
Friday, July 22, 2011      13 comments

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*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´* FIRST DEGREE A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde),... Read more
The Drunk
Thursday, July 21, 2011      3 comments

Did you hear about the guy who was in a bar about as drunk as it's possible to get? Legless! A group of guys notice his condition and decide to be good Samaritans and take him home. First, they stand him up to get to his wallet so t... Read more
BLESSED ARE THE CRACKED, FOR THEY LET IN THE LIGHT!
Wednesday, July 20, 2011      12 comments

1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4.... Read more
Super Bowl.
Tuesday, July 19, 2011      5 comments

A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No," he says, "The seat is empty." "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right m... Read more
One more week till our big adventure, meeting my Spark Friends around the world!
Monday, July 18, 2011      14 comments

I am starting to get excited! One more week and we're on our way! We fly out on Monday afternoon to Bangkok and spend the night there. Then board Lufthansa flight to Frankfurt and after a 6 hour wait we fly to Edinburgh. I've booked a car a... Read more
Qantas Airlines Mechanics' Wicked Sense Of Humour
Sunday, July 17, 2011      12 comments

The following e-mail whizzed around the web recently... After every flight, pilots fill out a form called a "gripe sheet", which conveys to the mechanics problems encountered with the aircraft during the flight that need repair or correctio... Read more

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