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From the American Association Of Retired People
Tuesday, July 26, 2011      10 comments

Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore under fiction. Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finis... Read more
Just one more sleep!
Sunday, July 24, 2011      8 comments

In about 12 hours we leave home on our way to the airport to fly to Scotland with an overnight stopover in Bangkok. I've had a very busy day today. Went for my walk this morning with SIL even though it was raining. When we started our wal... Read more
6 degrees of blonde.
Friday, July 22, 2011      13 comments

Please note, I am blonde, lol. `´*:-..,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*
*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´* FIRST DEGREE A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde),... Read more
The Drunk
Thursday, July 21, 2011      3 comments

Did you hear about the guy who was in a bar about as drunk as it's possible to get? Legless! A group of guys notice his condition and decide to be good Samaritans and take him home. First, they stand him up to get to his wallet so t... Read more
Wednesday, July 20, 2011      12 comments

1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4.... Read more
Super Bowl.
Tuesday, July 19, 2011      5 comments

A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No," he says, "The seat is empty." "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right m... Read more
One more week till our big adventure, meeting my Spark Friends around the world!
Monday, July 18, 2011      14 comments

I am starting to get excited! One more week and we're on our way! We fly out on Monday afternoon to Bangkok and spend the night there. Then board Lufthansa flight to Frankfurt and after a 6 hour wait we fly to Edinburgh. I've booked a car a... Read more
Qantas Airlines Mechanics' Wicked Sense Of Humour
Sunday, July 17, 2011      12 comments

The following e-mail whizzed around the web recently... After every flight, pilots fill out a form called a "gripe sheet", which conveys to the mechanics problems encountered with the aircraft during the flight that need repair or correctio... Read more
Never Lie to a Woman!!!
Friday, July 15, 2011      11 comments

A man called home to his wife and said, " Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends . We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so co... Read more
The Bathtub Test
Friday, July 15, 2011      9 comments

During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?" "Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to e... Read more
Vatican Humor
Thursday, July 14, 2011      13 comments

After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices the Pope is still standing on the curb. 'Excuse me, Your Holiness,' says the driver, 'Would you please take your seat so w... Read more
The Irish.
Wednesday, July 13, 2011      7 comments

The Irish have solved their own fuel problems. They imported 50 million tonnes of sand from the Arabs and they're going to drill for their own oil. My mate's missus left him last Thursday, she said she was going out... Read more
Great Female Humour.
Tuesday, July 12, 2011      6 comments

While the C-5 was turning over its engines, a female crewman gave the G.I.'s on board the usual information regarding seat belts, emergency exits, etc. Finally, she said, 'Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Cam... Read more
Cauliflower: The Future of Cancer Treatment.
Monday, July 11, 2011      9 comments

Remember this word: "sulforaphane". It's what helps give vegetables such as cauliflower, broccoli and cabbage their, er, "distinctive" smell when cooked, but it's also the chemical that has been shown to target and kill cancer cells, leav... Read more
Sunday, July 10, 2011      6 comments

Real Mothers don't eat quiche; They don't have time to make it. Real Mothers know that their kitchen utensils Are probably in the sandbox. Real Mothers often have sticky floors, Filthy ovens and happy kids. Real Mother... Read more

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