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The Perfect Husband.
Friday, June 03, 2011      12 comments

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it... Read more
A bit of humour to start your day!!
Thursday, June 02, 2011      9 comments

Marriage Humour Wife: ‘What are you doing?’ Husband: ‘Nothing.’ Wife: ‘Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.' Husband: 'I was looking for the expiration date.' -... Read more
Tuesday, May 31, 2011      14 comments

George Phillips, an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the ... Read more
Proud American - Return On Investment!
Saturday, May 28, 2011      6 comments

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today! If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman ... Read more
Power of a Woman!!!
Saturday, May 28, 2011      7 comments

One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn't too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the president's secret s... Read more
The Greek Priest is Leaving.
Friday, May 20, 2011      8 comments

At the regular Sunday morning service, father George announced that he was planning to leave for a larger church that would pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave, because he is so popular. ... Read more
A Bus, A Texan and A Zipper!
Wednesday, May 18, 2011      9 comments

As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reac... Read more
Microsoft Technical Support.
Tuesday, May 17, 2011      12 comments

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India . The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar, You have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it , you cannot qualify for this job.' Mujibar said, 'I am ready.' The manager sa... Read more
"We didn't have the green thing back in my day."
Saturday, May 14, 2011      13 comments

Something to brag about if you're older. In the line at the store, the cashier told the older woman that she should bring her own grocery bag because plastic bags weren't good for the environment. The woman apologized to him and ... Read more
Guys, very depressing news.
Friday, May 13, 2011      26 comments

The Recession has hit everybody..... I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Co... Read more
New ways of STEALING!
Thursday, May 12, 2011      3 comments

ESPECIALLY LOOK AT SCENE THREE. This is a new one. People sure stay busy trying to cheat us, don't they? SCENE 1. A friend went to the local gym and placed his belongings in the locker. After the workout and a shower... Read more
A bit of Aussie humour!
Wednesday, May 11, 2011      13 comments

Thought you may enjoy a chuckle at some Aussie humour. A bit of Aussie culcha LOG ON: Adding wood to make the Barbie/bbq hotter. LOG OFF: Not adding any more wood to the Barbie. MONI... Read more
Actual Worlwide Signs.
Tuesday, May 10, 2011      13 comments

Airline ticket office, Copenhagen: WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS. A laundry in Rome: LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand: WOU... Read more
Ozwords Competition!
Monday, May 09, 2011      3 comments

The following were results for an Ozwords Competition where entrants were asked to take an Australian word, alter it by only one letter, and supply a new and witty definition. You clearly need to be an Aussie to und... Read more
True stories from Doctors...
Sunday, May 08, 2011      7 comments

A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs, and I ... Read more

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