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Friday, June 24, 2011      12 comments

After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the big city stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not ever having seen one before, he remark... Read more
Words of Wisdom for Congressman Weiner....
Thursday, June 23, 2011      12 comments

In this day and age of online mischief, please take a lesson from Congressman Weiner, and remember this cautionary advice from your Mom: If you don't want people to think you're a yutz Nobody has to see pics of your putz He who doesn... Read more
Oh, to be 8 again!
Tuesday, June 21, 2011      11 comments

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday. 'I'd like to be eight again', she replied, still... Read more
Condom Factory Fire!
Friday, June 17, 2011      10 comments

The largest condom factory in the States burned down. President Obama was awakened at 4 am by the telephone. "Sorry to bother you at this hour, Sir, but there is an emergency! I've just received word that the Durex factory in Washi... Read more
Lemons and Cancer
Thursday, June 09, 2011      10 comments

Eating a Lemon is lot Healthier than eating an Orange ........ LEMON will clean all your INTESTINES which oranges don't .. LISTEN UP FOLKS: This is something that we should all take seriously. Even doctors are now saying ... Read more
The Perfect Husband.
Friday, June 03, 2011      12 comments

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it... Read more
A bit of humour to start your day!!
Thursday, June 02, 2011      9 comments

Marriage Humour Wife: ‘What are you doing?’ Husband: ‘Nothing.’ Wife: ‘Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.' Husband: 'I was looking for the expiration date.' -... Read more
Tuesday, May 31, 2011      14 comments

George Phillips, an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the ... Read more
Proud American - Return On Investment!
Saturday, May 28, 2011      6 comments

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today! If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman ... Read more
Power of a Woman!!!
Saturday, May 28, 2011      7 comments

One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn't too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the president's secret s... Read more
The Greek Priest is Leaving.
Friday, May 20, 2011      8 comments

At the regular Sunday morning service, father George announced that he was planning to leave for a larger church that would pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave, because he is so popular. ... Read more
A Bus, A Texan and A Zipper!
Wednesday, May 18, 2011      9 comments

As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reac... Read more
Microsoft Technical Support.
Tuesday, May 17, 2011      12 comments

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India . The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar, You have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it , you cannot qualify for this job.' Mujibar said, 'I am ready.' The manager sa... Read more
"We didn't have the green thing back in my day."
Saturday, May 14, 2011      13 comments

Something to brag about if you're older. In the line at the store, the cashier told the older woman that she should bring her own grocery bag because plastic bags weren't good for the environment. The woman apologized to him and ... Read more
Guys, very depressing news.
Friday, May 13, 2011      26 comments

The Recession has hit everybody..... I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Co... Read more

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