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Saturday, April 30, 2011      10 comments

1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay them. 2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. (keep this in mind if you ar... Read more

People on a rope!

Friday, April 29, 2011      3 comments

Don't think I need to comment on the story below! Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter--ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because oth... Read more


Friday, April 29, 2011      7 comments

1. Two blondes walk into a building.......... you'd think at least one of them would have seen it. 2. Phone answering machine message - ...If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key... 3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wea... Read more


Monday, April 25, 2011      9 comments

KNOW THE SYMPTOMS.....PLEASE READ! Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder. Somehow I feel better, even though I have it!! Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is h... Read more

Mexican Maid.

Friday, April 22, 2011      7 comments

The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?" Maria: "Well, Seņora, there are tree reasons wh... Read more

Political Correctness.

Thursday, March 31, 2011      15 comments

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a German, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli ,a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a ... Read more


Thursday, March 31, 2011      7 comments

Just in case you're planning to do a little cooking... To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes. Buy Smash mashed potato mix. Keeps in the cupboard for up to a year. When a cake re... Read more

One more sleep before we fly out!

Monday, February 21, 2011      13 comments

I am getting very excited about tomorrow! Mind you, it's already tomorrow and I haven't gone to bed, lol. I am all packed and ready to leave home at 3pm for the airport. My DS is driving us there. I bet he'll be glad to have the house to him... Read more

Observations on Growing Older!

Sunday, February 20, 2011      9 comments

~Your kids are becoming you...and you don't like them ...but your grandchildren are perfect! ~Going out is good. Coming home is better! ~When people say you look "Great"... they add "for your age!" ~When you needed the disco... Read more

Why simple is best!

Thursday, February 17, 2011      7 comments

How many foods do you eat that truly resemble their source? Getting back to basics and eating foods in their natural form is a great way to boost health and lose weight. Minimally processed foods have a number of benefits: they are usually... Read more

A Cuppa a Day keeps the Dentist Away!

Wednesday, February 16, 2011      8 comments

Did you know that tea is one of the highest sources of fluoride in the diet? What a delicious way to improve dental health! emoticonRead more

A New Way to Keep Memory Sharp as the Brain Ages.

Sunday, February 13, 2011      5 comments

Test yourself on jokes, names, other information. How often have you heard a funny joke, only to later forget the punch line? If your memory for jokes and other important information isn't as sharp as it used to be, stop doubting yourself a... Read more

What is "Butt Dust"?

Saturday, February 12, 2011      17 comments

What, you ask, is 'Butt dust'? Read on and you'll discover the joy in it! JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister.... After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?' ... Read more

Keeping track of my weekend Challenges!

Thursday, February 10, 2011      3 comments

Challenge runs Fri (2/11) - Sun (2/13). CHALLENGE-WIDE- CHALLENGE (ALL teams will participate) that is full of HEART in EVERY way! HEART (In honor of Valentine's and Cardio, plus Persevering) H-HIBERNATE Get 6-8 Hours of sleep p... Read more

To Quench Your Thirst, Reach for Tea Instead of Water.

Thursday, February 10, 2011      14 comments

Thirsty? You might want to consider a steaming cup of tea. In a survey of existing research published in the European Journal of Clinical Nutrition, the authors report that not only does tea rehydrate and quench your thirst as well as water does... Read more

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