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Why men are just happier people!

Monday, December 17, 2012      17 comments

WHY MEN ARE SELDOM DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People -- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate i... Read more

Florida burglary.

Friday, December 14, 2012      13 comments

When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich's house was burglarized recently, thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even left his Rolex watch. What they did take, however, was a white box filled with a grayish-white po... Read more

Some thoughts for the day!!!!

Monday, December 10, 2012      9 comments

When the white missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land. They said 'Let us pray.' We closed our eyes. When we opened them we had the Bible and they had the land. ~ Desmond Tutu ***** ... Read more

Punography!

Wednesday, November 14, 2012      10 comments

I changed my iPod name to Titanic, it's syncing now. I tried to catch some fog, I mist. When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a se... Read more

Touristsí most bizarre complaints

Monday, September 10, 2012      20 comments

IN HIS continuing search for the weird, wacky and wondrous in the world of travel, David Ellis says Britainís Thomas Cook and the Association of British Travel Agents have compiled a list of their countrymenís more bizarre complaints. Ho... Read more

Old Jewish Catskill Humour - Part 2.

Tuesday, August 21, 2012      10 comments

1. The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese food so much. The study revealed that this is due to the fact that Won Ton spelled backward is Not Now. 2. There is a big controversy on the Jewish view of whe... Read more

Old Jewish Catskill Humour - Part 1.

Monday, August 20, 2012      14 comments

You may remember the old Jewish Catskill comics of Vaudeville days, viz., Shecky Green, Red Buttons, Totie Fields, Milton Berle, Henny Youngman, and others. You've probably heard of them before, but don't you miss their humour? Not one single s... Read more

Lost Luggage!

Sunday, July 01, 2012      15 comments

Yesterday we arrived in Brussels for our week's stay and after getting off the train from Amiens/Lille at 2pm we decided to have a bite to eat. Long story short, we got DH backpack stolen with my lovely hot pink Read more

Greetings from Liege, Belgium and Luxembourg City.

Thursday, June 28, 2012      9 comments

On Friday we left Amsterdam by train to Liege. It was a long journey but luckily without changing trains! Liege is near the border with Holland. It has a very modern, striking station. Read more

Greetings from Amsterdam - Part 3.

Tuesday, June 26, 2012      12 comments

On Wednesday 20th after another great breakfast we went to Hermitage, Amsterdam. It is a fairly new gallery that's connected with Hermitage, St. Petersburg in Russia and they exhibit paintings and sculptures in Amsterdam. The present exh... Read more

Greetings from Amsterdam #2

Sunday, June 24, 2012      11 comments

We are staying in a nice hotel in the centre of town and no need to take public transport-trams to get around. The staff at our hotel is very nice and helpful and suggested we go to Volendam for the day. Tuesday turned out to be a lovely sunn... Read more

Greetings from Amsterdam.

Monday, June 18, 2012      11 comments

This is our second evening in the centre of Amsterdam. From leaving our home to arriving at our hotel here was 38 hours! It's a nice hotel, very friendly staff and our room is big and comfortable. This morning's breakfast was Read more

One more sleep and then I am off!!!

Friday, June 15, 2012      14 comments

It's my bedtime but I wanted to blog about my holiday. It's that time of the year when we fly to UK, I call it our annual pilgrimage. This time we're going to Benelux countries first for 3 weeks, then a 2 week cruise to Iceland and the Fjor... Read more

Nymphomaniac Convention!

Wednesday, June 06, 2012      8 comments

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside h... Read more

Wise Italian Grandfather!

Monday, June 04, 2012      8 comments

Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family. An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you ... Read more


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