An Obituary Printed in the London 'Times'
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cul... Read more
Two Rednecks, Jim and Dave, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer.
Jim turns to Dave and says, 'You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education.
Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College and sign up fo... Read more
PHILOSOPHERS OF THE 20TH CENTURY
~ John Glenn...
As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.
~ Desmond Tutu...
When the white missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we ... Read more
The $2.99 Special!
I love it! If you are a senior you will understand this one, if you deal with seniors, this should help you understand them a little better, and if you are not a senior yet,
God willing... someday you will be.
We went to breakfast... Read more
One More Sleep!
Well, it's Monday just after midnight and in about 11 hours we leave home for the airport on our next Scottish Pilgrimage Read more
For those of my generation who do not really comprehend Facebook .
Presently, I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles.
Every day I go down on the street and tell the passers-by what I hav... Read more
At the prodding of my friends I am writing this story. My name is Mildred Honor.
I am a former elementary school Music Teacher from Des Moines, Iowa.
I have always supplemented my income by Teaching Piano Lessons...
Something I ha... Read more
Joke of the Week.
The mayor of the Greek town visited a Spanish town.
When he saw the palatial mansion of the Spanish mayor, he asked how on earth he could afford such a house.
The Spaniard replied: "You see that bridge over there? The European Union g... Read more
The Pickle Slicer
Yossele Zelkovitz worked in a Jewish pickle factory.
For many years he had a powerful desire to put his
penis in the pickle slicer. Unable to stand it any longer,
he sought professional help from the factory psychol... Read more
Wonderful English from Around the World
In a Bangkok Temple
IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN.
Cocktail lounge, Norway:
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.
Doctor's office, Rome
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEA... Read more
Random Thoughts Regarding Sex…
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Merce... Read more
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
She began her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!’
After a few seconds, Little Larry stood up.
The teacher said, 'Do you think you're st... Read more
This is Brilliant!!
A young law student, having failed his Law exam, goes up to his crusty old professor,
who is renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind.
Student: "Sir, do you really understand everything about this subject?"
Professor: "Actually,... Read more
Medical Distinction Between Guts and Balls.
Distinction Between Guts and Balls (As in “that guy really has guts” or “he really has balls”)
There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls.
We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the d... Read more
The Cat That Went To Heaven.
A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said,
'You have been a good cat all these years.
Anything you want is yours for the asking.'
The cat thought for a minute and then said 'All my life I lived on a farm and... Read more
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