The following goes for family too...
Why do I have a variety of friends who are all so different in character? How is it possible that I can get along with them all?
I think that each one helps to bring out a "different" par... Read more
A dog lover, whose dog was a female and in heat, agreed to look after her neighborís male dog while the neighbour was on vacation. She had a large house and she believed that she could keep the two dogs apart.
As she was drifting of... Read more
FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY, AS WELL AS THE
IDIOSYNCRASIES OF ENGLISH:
1. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA...... FLOOR.
2. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION.
3. IF MAN EVOLVE... Read more
It has been 15 years since 9/11 and here is a wonderful story about that terrible day.
Delta Flight 15... (true story) Even Snopes.com verified it.
Here is an amazing story from a flight attendant on Delta Flight 15, written fo... Read more
Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder.
Somehow I feel better, even though I have it!!
Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.
This is how it manifests itself:
I decid... Read more
This should make you smile. You have to love little kids.
The first grade children began to identify the flavors by their color:
Orange ...... Read more
His request approved, the 'Bulletin' Newspaper Photographer quickly used his Mobile- phone to call the Townsville Airport to charter a flight.
He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.
Arriving at the... Read more
An atheist was walking through the woods.
'What majestic trees!
'What powerful rivers!
'What beautiful animals!
He said to himself.
Suddenly, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.
He turned to look .... . . and saw a... Read more
Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night.
So I went to a shrink and told him: ďI've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think
there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.Ē
... Read more
I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later.
I donít have to go to school or work.
I get an allowance every month.
I have my own pad.
I donít have a curfew.
I have a driverís license and my own car... Read more
Understanding Engineers 1
Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"
The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding ... Read more
A lady in a faded gingham dress and her husband, dressed in a homespun threadbare suit, stepped off the train in Boston and walked timidly without an appointment into the Harvard University President's outer office. The secretary could tell in ... Read more
The Lawyer hopes - You get into trouble!!
The Doctor hopes - You get sick!!
The Police hope - You become a criminal!!
The Teacher hopes - You are born stupid!!
The Landlord hopes - You don't b... Read more
Thought you'd enjoy this. It's one you want your Children and Grandchildren
to read. They won't believe this happened, but it DID!
Harry & Bess
(This seems unreal.)
Harry Truman was a different kind of President. He probab... Read more
A young man sprinkling his lawn and bushes with pesticides wanted to check the contents of the barrel to see how much pesticide remained in it.
He raised the cover and lit his lighter; the vapors ignited and engulfed him. He jumped from hi... Read more