God's Plan for Ageing
Most seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things, thus doing more walking. And God looked down and saw that it was good.
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Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the youngster was up to, he asked in his friendliest way, “What are you up to, Nancy?”
“My goldfish died,” replied Nancy tearfully... Read more
A Halloween story a few days early
A Dark and Stormy Night
This will Make Your Day
Bob Hill and his new wife Betty were vacationing in Europe...as it happens, near Transylvania .
They were driving in a rental car along a rather deserted highway. It was l... Read more
An Engineer dies, and goes to Hell.
Dissatisfied with the level of comfort down there, he starts designing and building improvements.
After a while Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators.
The engineer is a pr... Read more
THE PROPER WAY TO CALL SOMEONE A BA*TARD . . .
A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him.
The first said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome.
They were even after the first few holes. ... Read more
THE PREACHER AND THE KU KLUX KLAN
An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.
This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate.
I am embarrassed and do not ... Read more
A few Irish jokes.
It's been a couple of months since I posted my last blog before going on holidays.
Seeing that I visited Dublin, besides Scotland, England, Holland, Isle of Man, Iceland, Greenland, Newfoundland and lastly Boston I thought these will be approp... Read more
These twelve short stories are all very good stories and make us think twice about the daily happenings in our lives as we deal with others!!
1. Today, I interviewed my grandmother for part of a research paper I'm working on for my Psycho... Read more
A biker & God
A man on his Harley was riding along a Victorian beach road when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice,
God said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
The bike... Read more
Civilization in 2017- this is priceless!!!
� Our Phones - Wireless
� Cooking - Fireless
� Cars - Keyless
� Food - Fatless
� Tires -Tubeless
� Dress - Sleeveless
� Youth - Jobless
� Leaders - Shameless
� Relationships - Meaningless
� Attitudes... Read more
Need A New PC ?
You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, and too old to REALLY understand computers, to fully appreciate this.
For those of us who sometimes get flustered by our computers, please read on...
If Bud Abbott and Lo... Read more
True stories from Doctors...
A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby
in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the
lady's dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I
noticed... Read more
WHAT HAPPENS IN HEAVEN WHEN WE PRAY?
One of the nicest e-mails ever:
I dreamt that I went to Heaven and an angel was showing me around. We walked side-by-side inside a large workroom filled with angels. My angel guide stopped in front of the first section and said, "Thi... Read more
A college class was told they had to write a short story in a few words as possible.
The instructions were:
The short story had to contain the following three things:
Below is the ... Read more
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Fashion Advice for Over 50 Crowd
Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 50, WAY over 50 or hovering near 50) are quite confused
about how we should present ourselves.
We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to be n... Read more