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One More Sleep!

Sunday, July 26, 2015      19 comments

Well, it's Monday just after midnight and in about 11 hours we leave home for the airport on our next Scottish Pilgrimage emoticonRead more

Facebook explained

Friday, July 24, 2015      25 comments

For those of my generation who do not really comprehend Facebook . Presently, I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles. Every day I go down on the street and tell the passers-by what I hav... Read more

TRUE STORY...

Wednesday, July 22, 2015      24 comments

At the prodding of my friends I am writing this story. My name is Mildred Honor. I am a former elementary school Music Teacher from Des Moines, Iowa. I have always supplemented my income by Teaching Piano Lessons... Something I ha... Read more

Joke of the Week.

Saturday, July 18, 2015      14 comments

The mayor of the Greek town visited a Spanish town. When he saw the palatial mansion of the Spanish mayor, he asked how on earth he could afford such a house. The Spaniard replied: "You see that bridge over there? The European Union g... Read more

The Pickle Slicer

Friday, July 17, 2015      16 comments

Yossele Zelkovitz worked in a Jewish pickle factory. For many years he had a powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. Unable to stand it any longer, he sought professional help from the factory psychol... Read more

Wonderful English from Around the World

Thursday, July 16, 2015      17 comments

In a Bangkok Temple IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN. Cocktail lounge, Norway: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR. Doctor's office, Rome SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEA... Read more

Random Thoughts Regarding Sex…

Tuesday, July 14, 2015      13 comments

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. Rodney Dangerfield "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Merce... Read more

LARRY.

Monday, July 13, 2015      22 comments

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She began her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!’ After a few seconds, Little Larry stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're st... Read more

This is Brilliant!!

Friday, July 10, 2015      19 comments

A young law student, having failed his Law exam, goes up to his crusty old professor, who is renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind. Student: "Sir, do you really understand everything about this subject?" Professor: "Actually,... Read more

Medical Distinction Between Guts and Balls.

Thursday, July 09, 2015      18 comments

Distinction Between Guts and Balls (As in “that guy really has guts” or “he really has balls”) There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the d... Read more

The Cat That Went To Heaven.

Wednesday, July 01, 2015      18 comments

A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, 'You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking.' The cat thought for a minute and then said 'All my life I lived on a farm and... Read more

The Irish Furniture Dealer.

Tuesday, June 30, 2015      15 comments

Murphy, a furniture dealer from Dublin, wanted to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find. After arriving in Paris, he visited with some manufacturers and selected a line... Read more

Drunk Driver - True Story from Australia

Sunday, June 28, 2015      19 comments

Only an Aussie could pull this one off! A true story from Mount Isa in Queensland. Recently a routine Police patrol car parked outside a local neighbourhood pub late in the evening. The officer noticed a man (Luke Sandery) leaving th... Read more

What a nice story!

Wednesday, June 24, 2015      16 comments

A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell. He painted a sign advertising the 4 pups and set about nailing it to a post on the edge of his yard. As he was driving the last nail into the post, he felt a tug on his overalls. He look... Read more

Two Irishmen.

Saturday, June 13, 2015      18 comments

Paddy and Mick are two Irishmen working at the local saw mill. One day, Mick slips and his arm gets caught and severed by the big bench saw. Paddy quickly puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and Mick to the local hosp... Read more


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