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Dr. Geezer's clinic
Friday, March 24, 2017      9 comments

An old geezer became bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000." Doctor "Young," ... Read more
Joke of the Day.
Thursday, February 23, 2017      25 comments

In London long ago, a man got lost in a thick fog. Finally he came across a little door and knocked on it. A little boy answered, so the man asked, "Could I speak to your father please?" The kid said, "I am sorry, Father's just gone o... Read more
One more sleep!
Monday, February 20, 2017      22 comments

Well...we are off again emoticon , this time celebrating my DH's 75th birthday in style! When I saw Radiance of t... Read more
Joke of the Day.
Tuesday, February 14, 2017      21 comments

One cold morning in US, a couple was listening to the radio. The announcer said: "We're going to have 10 inches of snow today. Please park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, for the snow ploughs." So the wife went out a... Read more
Why Golf Is Better Than Sex...
Tuesday, February 07, 2017      23 comments

#10... A below par performance is considered damn good. #09... You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers. #08... It's much easier to find the sweet spot. #07... Foursomes are encouraged. #06... Read more
The Problem With Squirrels
Thursday, February 02, 2017      18 comments

This will be my last blog for a week, because I am going on holiday till next Friday. The Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrels. After much prayer and consideration, they determined the sq... Read more
Hilarious Downton Abbey quotes.
Tuesday, January 31, 2017      20 comments

Downton Abbey has begun airing in 2010, but Dame Maggie Smith’s portrayal of the witty, snobby and downright sassy Dowager Countess has made her one of the most beloved TV characters of all time. Let's take a look back at some of Violet Cr... Read more
Wedding Anniversary
Saturday, January 28, 2017      16 comments

A man and his wife were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, all agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honour. "Happy Anniversary Mum & Dad" gushed son number one, a surgeon, "Sorry I'm running late. ... Read more
Grandmas don't know everything....
Wednesday, January 25, 2017      19 comments

Little Tony was 7 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her : 'Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in... Read more
Jewish Joke of the Week.
Tuesday, January 24, 2017      20 comments

An airplane was about to crash, there were 4 famous passengers on board but only 3 parachutes left. The first passenger said, "I'm LeBron James, the best NBA basketball player there is. My fans need me. I can't afford to die." So he took t... Read more
A German woman married to an American man.
Friday, January 20, 2017      23 comments

A German woman married an American gentleman from Virginia and they lived happily in his home town. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. However, a real problem arose ... Read more
The guys from the Commonwealth.
Sunday, January 15, 2017      19 comments

Two blokes living in the Australian outback saw a couple of jobs advertised by the Queen of England, looking for footmen, to walk beside her carriage. They applied and were very happy to be flown to London for an interview with Her Majesty.... Read more
I'll be waiting on the front porch! ....
Thursday, January 12, 2017      20 comments

On the first day, God created the dog and said, sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this I will give you a life span of twenty years. The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How ... Read more
Please Miss can you help me on with my boots !
Monday, January 09, 2017      18 comments

The Winter Boots (Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this.) Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her pupils put on his boots? He asked for help and she could see why. Even with her pulling, and him pus... Read more
Mexican maid
Friday, January 06, 2017      24 comments

The Mexican maid asks for a raise. The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?" Maria: "Well, Seniora, there are tree reasons why I ... Read more

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