For those of my generation who do not really comprehend Facebook .
Presently, I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles.
Every day I go down on the street and tell the passers-by what I hav... Read more
At the prodding of my friends I am writing this story. My name is Mildred Honor.
I am a former elementary school Music Teacher from Des Moines, Iowa.
I have always supplemented my income by Teaching Piano Lessons...
Something I ha... Read more
The mayor of the Greek town visited a Spanish town.
When he saw the palatial mansion of the Spanish mayor, he asked how on earth he could afford such a house.
The Spaniard replied: "You see that bridge over there? The European Union g... Read more
Yossele Zelkovitz worked in a Jewish pickle factory.
For many years he had a powerful desire to put his
penis in the pickle slicer. Unable to stand it any longer,
he sought professional help from the factory psychol... Read more
In a Bangkok Temple
IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN.
Cocktail lounge, Norway:
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.
Doctor's office, Rome
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEA... Read more
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Merce... Read more
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
She began her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!’
After a few seconds, Little Larry stood up.
The teacher said, 'Do you think you're st... Read more
A young law student, having failed his Law exam, goes up to his crusty old professor,
who is renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind.
Student: "Sir, do you really understand everything about this subject?"
Professor: "Actually,... Read more
Distinction Between Guts and Balls (As in “that guy really has guts” or “he really has balls”)
There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls.
We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the d... Read more
A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said,
'You have been a good cat all these years.
Anything you want is yours for the asking.'
The cat thought for a minute and then said 'All my life I lived on a farm and... Read more
Murphy, a furniture dealer from Dublin, wanted to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find.
After arriving in Paris, he visited with some manufacturers and selected a line... Read more
Only an Aussie could pull this one off!
A true story from Mount Isa in Queensland.
Recently a routine Police patrol car parked outside a local neighbourhood pub late in the evening.
The officer noticed a man (Luke Sandery) leaving th... Read more
A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell.
He painted a sign advertising the 4 pups and set about nailing it to a post on the edge of his yard.
As he was driving the last nail into the post, he felt a tug on his overalls.
He look... Read more
Paddy and Mick are two Irishmen working at the local saw mill.
One day, Mick slips and his arm gets caught and severed by the big bench saw.
Paddy quickly puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and Mick to the local hosp... Read more