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Understanding unemployment

Sunday, May 31, 2015      12 comments

Believe it or not, this gives you one of the best explanations of our current unemployment. COSTELLO: I want to talk about the unemployment rate in America . ABBOTT: Good Subject. Terrible Times. It's 7.8%. COSTELLO:... Read more

Prostate Exam

Saturday, May 30, 2015      11 comments

An old Jewish guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female doctor. The female doctor says,"I'm going to check your... Read more

Medical examination

Saturday, May 30, 2015      9 comments

During a lady's medical examination, the British doctor says, "Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see the part that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble." The lady starts taking off her undie... Read more

Golf Lessons

Friday, May 29, 2015      9 comments

A foursome is waiting at the men's tee while another foursome of women is hitting from the ladies' tee. The ladies are taking their time. When the final lady is ready to hit her ball, she hacks it ten feet. She goes over and whi... Read more

Grandma's Boyfriend

Thursday, May 28, 2015      19 comments

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, 'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?' Grandma ... Read more


Monday, May 25, 2015      12 comments

SIMPLE TRUTH #1 Lovers help each other undress before sex. However after sex, they always dress on their own. Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed. SIMPLE TRUTH #2 When a lady is pregnant,... Read more

Random Thoughts

Saturday, May 23, 2015      12 comments

Life is like a roll of toilet paper, it goes really fast at the end. I don't trip over things, I do random gravity checks! I don't need anger management. I need people to stop making me mad! Old age is c... Read more

A Shaggy Dog Story.

Friday, May 22, 2015      16 comments

As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in his mouth, reading: "10 lamb chops, please." Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dog's mouth, and quick... Read more

The Pastor's Ass

Wednesday, May 20, 2015      15 comments

The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT ... Read more

Cardiologist's Funeral

Tuesday, May 19, 2015      18 comments

A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital where he had worked for most of his life. A huge heart, covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service as all the doctors from the ho... Read more

As Good of an Explanation as I've Heard!

Tuesday, May 19, 2015      11 comments

I feel better after reading this . . . Brains of older people are slow because they know so much . People do not decline mentally with age, it just takes them longer to recall facts because they have more information in their brains, ... Read more


Sunday, May 17, 2015      13 comments

Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder. Age-Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and... Read more

A week of Chuckles.

Saturday, May 16, 2015      13 comments

MONDAY The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor. The doctor told her that... Read more


Friday, May 15, 2015      12 comments

Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He'd never been to church in his life. After Mass, the priest caught up with him & said, "Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?... Read more

Retiree Mental Fitness Evaluation

Thursday, March 19, 2015      17 comments

This test is to ascertain your mental state now. If you get one right you are doing ok, if you get none right you better go for counselling. (I'll meet you there.) There are 4 test questions. Don't miss one. Giraffe Tes... Read more

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