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Retiree Mental Fitness Evaluation

Thursday, March 19, 2015      16 comments

This test is to ascertain your mental state now. If you get one right you are doing ok, if you get none right you better go for counselling. (I'll meet you there.) There are 4 test questions. Don't miss one. Giraffe Tes... Read more

Little Boy Lost.

Saturday, February 28, 2015      18 comments

A lawyer is trying to call his clients. The phone rings and their little boy, in a whisper, says, ‘Hello’. Lawyer: Is your mummy there? Boy (whisper): Yes Lawyer: Can I speak with her? Boy (whisper): She’s busy. Lawyer: I... Read more

One more sleep...

Wednesday, February 25, 2015      18 comments

I've had a busy day today. In the morning I've done 2 loads of washing, hung them out and with the warm and sunny weather everything is dry now and off the line. No more dirty clothes in the laundry basket till we come back from the holiday in... Read more

The Therapist.

Sunday, February 22, 2015      16 comments

An Arizona couple, both well into their 80's, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?' The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?' The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that su... Read more


Saturday, February 14, 2015      16 comments

A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes. "Boy, I'd give anything to sink this putt," the golfer mumbles to himself. Just then, a stranger walks up beside him and whispers, "Would you b... Read more

For the Grandparents- it is just beautiful!

Wednesday, February 11, 2015      15 comments

GRANDPARENTS' ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGE: Good morning . . . At present we are not at home, but please leave your message after you hear the beep. beeeeeppp .... If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from ... Read more


Sunday, February 01, 2015      16 comments

Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions: Why did God make mothers? 1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 2. To help us out of there when we were getting born. ... Read more

Silent Convent.

Thursday, January 29, 2015      17 comments

Sister Mary joined a Convent of Silence. The Priest said; “Sister, this is a silent Convent. You are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until directed to do so.” Sister Mary lived in the monastery for 5 yea... Read more


Sunday, January 25, 2015      20 comments

My wife had been after me for several weeks to paint the seat on our toilet. Finally, I got around to doing it while she was out. After finishing, I left to take care of another matter before she returned. She came in and undressed to take ... Read more

30 pints of Guinness in 30 minutes

Friday, January 23, 2015      15 comments

I found myself in a pub in Cork. A group of American tourists came in. One of the Americans said, in a loud voice, "I hear you Irish think you are great drinkers. I bet 5,000 euros that no-one here can drink 30 pints of Guinness in ... Read more

Odd Spot 30.

Thursday, January 22, 2015      12 comments

Drugs suspect Jason Duval has convinced a US judge to take his Nike sneakers instead of cash for his bail. Judge Douglas Stoddart wanted him jailed for failing to pay $450 court costs but liked the sneakers-for-bail idea suggested by Duval. He... Read more

Gentlemen and Ladies!

Tuesday, January 20, 2015      18 comments

As I was lying around, pondering the problems of the world, I realized that at my age I don't really give a rat's as* anymore. .... If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal. .... A whale swims all day, mai... Read more

Seniors Under Attack!

Friday, January 09, 2015      22 comments

THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT HERE IN OUR OWN COUNTRY! We Must Stop This Immediately ! Have you noticed that stairs are getting steeper . Groceries are heavier . And, everything is farther away. Yesterday I walked to the corner ... Read more

The Haircut...

Tuesday, January 06, 2015      16 comments

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. W... Read more

A Nice Lawyer Story.

Monday, January 05, 2015      13 comments

If you think lawyers don't have hearts, read the best lawyer story of all none. The Salvation Army realized that it had never received a donation from the city's most successful lawyer. So a United Way volunteer paid the... Read more

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