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Vitamin F ... a necessity of life!!!
Saturday, May 28, 2016      20 comments

The following goes for family too... Why do I have a variety of friends who are all so different in character? How is it possible that I can get along with them all? I think that each one helps to bring out a "different" par... Read more
Vetís Nightmare
Thursday, May 26, 2016      20 comments

A dog lover, whose dog was a female and in heat, agreed to look after her neighborís male dog while the neighbour was on vacation. She had a large house and she believed that she could keep the two dogs apart. As she was drifting of... Read more
IDIOSYNCRASIES OF ENGLISH
Monday, May 23, 2016      17 comments

FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY, AS WELL AS THE IDIOSYNCRASIES OF ENGLISH: 1. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA...... FLOOR. 2. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION. 3. IF MAN EVOLVE... Read more
Delta Flight 15...The story you probably never heard about.
Saturday, May 21, 2016      28 comments

It has been 15 years since 9/11 and here is a wonderful story about that terrible day. Delta Flight 15... (true story) Even Snopes.com verified it. Here is an amazing story from a flight attendant on Delta Flight 15, written fo... Read more
AAADD - KNOW THE SYMPTOMS.....
Tuesday, May 17, 2016      23 comments

Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder. Somehow I feel better, even though I have it!! Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests itself: I decid... Read more
The Lolly(Candy) With The Little Hole.
Sunday, May 15, 2016      18 comments

This should make you smile. You have to love little kids. The first grade children began to identify the flavors by their color: Red.................Cherry Yellow.............Lemon Green.... .........Lime Orange ...... Read more
NEVER ASSUME ... ALWAYS ASK!!
Thursday, May 12, 2016      21 comments

His request approved, the 'Bulletin' Newspaper Photographer quickly used his Mobile- phone to call the Townsville Airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport. Arriving at the... Read more
Be careful what you wish for...
Monday, May 09, 2016      22 comments

An atheist was walking through the woods. 'What majestic trees! 'What powerful rivers! 'What beautiful animals! He said to himself. Suddenly, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look .... . . and saw a... Read more
Psychiatrist vs. Bartender
Friday, May 06, 2016      20 comments

Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him: ďI've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.Ē ... Read more
I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager)
Friday, May 06, 2016      20 comments

I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. I donít have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I donít have a curfew. I have a driverís license and my own car... Read more
Engineers!
Sunday, May 01, 2016      19 comments

Understanding Engineers 1 Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding ... Read more
THE GINGHAM DRESS
Wednesday, April 27, 2016      21 comments

A lady in a faded gingham dress and her husband, dressed in a homespun threadbare suit, stepped off the train in Boston and walked timidly without an appointment into the Harvard University President's outer office. The secretary could tell in ... Read more
Irony of Life!
Saturday, April 23, 2016      19 comments

The Lawyer hopes - You get into trouble!! The Doctor hopes - You get sick!! The Police hope - You become a criminal!! The Teacher hopes - You are born stupid!! The Landlord hopes - You don't b... Read more
We will never see this again.
Thursday, April 21, 2016      18 comments

Thought you'd enjoy this. It's one you want your Children and Grandchildren to read. They won't believe this happened, but it DID! Harry & Bess (This seems unreal.) Harry Truman was a different kind of President. He probab... Read more
Knowing about burns.
Tuesday, April 19, 2016      16 comments

A young man sprinkling his lawn and bushes with pesticides wanted to check the contents of the barrel to see how much pesticide remained in it. He raised the cover and lit his lighter; the vapors ignited and engulfed him. He jumped from hi... Read more

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