THE GINGHAM DRESS
A lady in a faded gingham dress and her husband, dressed in a homespun threadbare suit, stepped off the train in Boston and walked timidly without an appointment into the Harvard University President's outer office. The secretary could tell in ... Read more
Irony of Life!
The Lawyer hopes - You get into trouble!!
The Doctor hopes - You get sick!!
The Police hope - You become a criminal!!
The Teacher hopes - You are born stupid!!
The Landlord hopes - You don't b... Read more
We will never see this again.
Thought you'd enjoy this. It's one you want your Children and Grandchildren
to read. They won't believe this happened, but it DID!
Harry & Bess
(This seems unreal.)
Harry Truman was a different kind of President. He probab... Read more
Knowing about burns.
A young man sprinkling his lawn and bushes with pesticides wanted to check the contents of the barrel to see how much pesticide remained in it.
He raised the cover and lit his lighter; the vapors ignited and engulfed him. He jumped from hi... Read more
21 Inspiring Quotes By Albert Einstein
1. "Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value."
2. "In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity."
3. "A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.''
4. ''Only a life lived for ... Read more
TEN THINGS THAT WILL DISAPPEAR IN OUR LIFETIMES
1. The Post Office
Get ready to imagine a world without the post office. They are so deeply in financial trouble that there is probably no way to sustain it long term. Email, Fed Ex, and UPS have just about wiped out the minimum revenue nee... Read more
Philosophers' Comments....Serious Stuff
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.
If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
... Read more
Psychiatrist and Proctologist
Two best friends graduated from medical school and decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.
Dr. Smith was a psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was a proctolog... Read more
At last, confirmation of Murphy's Law with a wonderful Irish explanation.
Murphy drops some buttered toast on the kitchen floor and it lands butter-side-up.
He looks down in astonishment, for he knows it's a law of the universe that butt... Read more
In a criminal justice system based on 12 individuals not smart enough to get out of jury duty, here is a jury to be proud of.
A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse.
In ... Read more
An Oldie but a Goodie!
A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's temper.
The Doctor asks: "What's the problem?"
The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me."
T... Read more
King Arthur and the Ugly Old Woman.
Young Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring
kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's
youth and ideals.
So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very di... Read more
Sense of Humour.
An oldie but a goodie, I hope.
A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER THAT READ:
*We will heel you
*We will save your sole
*We will even dye for you.
Sign over a Gynaecologist Office:
*"Dr. Jones, at your ... Read more
Old ones but still good for a laugh!
Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them ... Read more
AN IRISH FRIENDSHIP WISH
His name was Fleming, and he was a poor Scottish farmer. One day, while trying to make a living for his family, he heard a cry for help coming from a nearby bog. He dropped his tools and ran to the bog.
There, mired to his waist in black ... Read more
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