Feeling smarter yet?
If you ever feel a little bit stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius..
(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.) ... Read more
WHAT STARTS WITH 'F' & ENDS IN 'K' ?
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks was having trouble with one of her students.
The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?'
Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade.
My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm sm... Read more
A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera.
He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, even though he knew that he was not speeding.
Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed... Read more
Should be in the dictionary.
These fit so well they should be in a dictionary.
A person who has stopped growing at both ends
and is now growing in the middle.
A place where women curl up and dye.
T... Read more
INTERESTING OBSERVATION ..........
1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is SOCCER.
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BASKETBALL.
3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is RUGBY.
4. The spor... Read more
They Walk Among Us!
A guy bought a new fridge for his house.
To get rid of his old fridge (still working), he put it in his front yard and hung aSign on it saying: 'Free to good home. You want it, you take it.'
For three days the fridge sat there without ... Read more
Greetings from Santiago Airport
Just arrived in Santiago and have a 3 hours wait for our next flight to Lima. According to my watch its 1:30 am Monday but here it's 11:30 am Sunday! I am sleepy but won't get a chance for a shut eye until we arrive at our hotel in about 5-6 hou... Read more
Two more sleeps! Part 2.
Well....another day gone and in less than 7 hours I have to get up to go to the airport for our flight to Lima. According to Qantas Airlines it will be 23 hours from Melbourne to Lima! Read more
Two more sleeps! Part 1.
It's time for our next overseas adventure.
On Sunday morning we fly to Lima, Peru for a 2 week tour of the country. On Monday we take a 5 hour sightseeing tour exploring the most impressive sights of Lima. We are gonna stop at the histori... Read more
Blood Transfusions alert
Remember this the next time you have major surgery and need a blood transfusion!
This is good to know.
Australian Medical Association researchers have found that patients needing blood transfusions ma... Read more
What LOVE Means to 4-8 Year Old Kids ...
A group of professional people posed this question
to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, 'What does love mean?'
The answers they got were broader, deeper,
and more profound than anyone could have ever imagined !
See what ... Read more
Examples of wonderful English from around the world
In a Bangkok Temple: IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN.
Cocktail Lounge, Norway: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.
Doctor's Office, Rome: SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND ... Read more
Some more humour
QUOTE OF THE DECADE:
A liberal's paradise would be a place where everybody has guaranteed employment, free comprehensive healthcare, free education, free food, free housing, free clothing, free utilities, and only law enforcement has gun... Read more
Anyone for humour???
I had a power outage at my house this morning and my PC, laptop, TV, DVD, iPad and my new surround sound music system were all shut down.
Then I discovered that my iPhone battery was flat.
To top it off, it was raining so I cou... Read more
Murphy's Real Laws
1. Everyone has a photographic memory--some don't have film.
2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
3. A day without sunshine is like, well . . , night.
4. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
5. Back up my ha... Read more
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