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Even God Enjoys a Good Laugh!
Saturday, June 04, 2016      19 comments

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: 1. He called everyone brother. 2. He liked Gospel. 3. He didn't get a fair trial. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 1. He w... Read more
Two more sleeps!
Friday, June 03, 2016      9 comments

It's again this time of the year when we make our pilgrimage to Scotland! Of course, we don't just fly there for a couple of weeks and then come home. We usually make it a 6-8 weeks holiday. This time we start with a 2 week ... Read more
It is best to whisper!!
Friday, June 03, 2016      20 comments

A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you? The girl replied, in a loud voice, "NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!" All the people ... Read more
What Aisle is the Polish Sausage in?
Wednesday, June 01, 2016      22 comments

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'prejudice' these days................ A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?" The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?" The guy, clearly offended, says... Read more
50 years makes a big difference!
Monday, May 30, 2016      17 comments

1966: Long hair 2016: Longing for hair 1966: KEG 2016: EKG 1966: Acid rock 2016: Acid reflux 1966: Moving to California because it's cool 2016: Moving to Arizona because it's warm ... Read more
Vitamin F ... a necessity of life!!!
Saturday, May 28, 2016      23 comments

The following goes for family too... Why do I have a variety of friends who are all so different in character? How is it possible that I can get along with them all? I think that each one helps to bring out a "different" par... Read more
Vetís Nightmare
Thursday, May 26, 2016      20 comments

A dog lover, whose dog was a female and in heat, agreed to look after her neighborís male dog while the neighbour was on vacation. She had a large house and she believed that she could keep the two dogs apart. As she was drifting of... Read more
IDIOSYNCRASIES OF ENGLISH
Monday, May 23, 2016      17 comments

FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF AMBIGUITY, AS WELL AS THE IDIOSYNCRASIES OF ENGLISH: 1. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA...... FLOOR. 2. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION. 3. IF MAN EVOLVE... Read more
Delta Flight 15...The story you probably never heard about.
Saturday, May 21, 2016      28 comments

It has been 15 years since 9/11 and here is a wonderful story about that terrible day. Delta Flight 15... (true story) Even Snopes.com verified it. Here is an amazing story from a flight attendant on Delta Flight 15, written fo... Read more
AAADD - KNOW THE SYMPTOMS.....
Tuesday, May 17, 2016      24 comments

Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder. Somehow I feel better, even though I have it!! Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests itself: I decid... Read more
The Lolly(Candy) With The Little Hole.
Sunday, May 15, 2016      18 comments

This should make you smile. You have to love little kids. The first grade children began to identify the flavors by their color: Red.................Cherry Yellow.............Lemon Green.... .........Lime Orange ...... Read more
NEVER ASSUME ... ALWAYS ASK!!
Thursday, May 12, 2016      21 comments

His request approved, the 'Bulletin' Newspaper Photographer quickly used his Mobile- phone to call the Townsville Airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport. Arriving at the... Read more
Be careful what you wish for...
Monday, May 09, 2016      22 comments

An atheist was walking through the woods. 'What majestic trees! 'What powerful rivers! 'What beautiful animals! He said to himself. Suddenly, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look .... . . and saw a... Read more
Psychiatrist vs. Bartender
Friday, May 06, 2016      20 comments

Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him: ďI've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.Ē ... Read more
I am a Seenager. (Senior teenager)
Friday, May 06, 2016      20 comments

I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. I donít have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I donít have a curfew. I have a driverís license and my own car... Read more

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