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Feeling smarter yet?

Saturday, February 06, 2016      3 comments

If you ever feel a little bit stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius.. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, (On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.) ... Read more

WHAT STARTS WITH 'F' & ENDS IN 'K' ?

Friday, February 05, 2016      16 comments

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?' Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm sm... Read more

Traffic Camera

Wednesday, February 03, 2016      19 comments

A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera. He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, even though he knew that he was not speeding. Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed... Read more

Should be in the dictionary.

Sunday, January 31, 2016      20 comments

These fit so well they should be in a dictionary. ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CHICKENS: T... Read more

INTERESTING OBSERVATION ..........

Thursday, January 28, 2016      20 comments

1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is SOCCER. 2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BASKETBALL. 3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is RUGBY. 4. The spor... Read more

They Walk Among Us!

Tuesday, January 26, 2016      18 comments

A guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge (still working), he put it in his front yard and hung aSign on it saying: 'Free to good home. You want it, you take it.' For three days the fridge sat there without ... Read more

Greetings from Santiago Airport

Sunday, December 06, 2015      16 comments

Just arrived in Santiago and have a 3 hours wait for our next flight to Lima. According to my watch its 1:30 am Monday but here it's 11:30 am Sunday! I am sleepy but won't get a chance for a shut eye until we arrive at our hotel in about 5-6 hou... Read more

Two more sleeps! Part 2.

Saturday, December 05, 2015      17 comments

Well....another day gone and in less than 7 hours I have to get up to go to the airport for our flight to Lima. According to Qantas Airlines it will be 23 hours from Melbourne to Lima! Read more

Two more sleeps! Part 1.

Friday, December 04, 2015      18 comments

It's time for our next overseas adventure. On Sunday morning we fly to Lima, Peru for a 2 week tour of the country. On Monday we take a 5 hour sightseeing tour exploring the most impressive sights of Lima. We are gonna stop at the histori... Read more

Blood Transfusions alert

Tuesday, December 01, 2015      19 comments

MEDICAL UPDATE Remember this the next time you have major surgery and need a blood transfusion! This is good to know. MEDICAL ALERT! Australian Medical Association researchers have found that patients needing blood transfusions ma... Read more

What LOVE Means to 4-8 Year Old Kids ...

Tuesday, November 24, 2015      24 comments

A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, 'What does love mean?' The answers they got were broader, deeper, and more profound than anyone could have ever imagined ! See what ... Read more

Examples of wonderful English from around the world

Sunday, November 15, 2015      15 comments

In a Bangkok Temple: IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN. Cocktail Lounge, Norway: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR. Doctor's Office, Rome: SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND ... Read more

Some more humour

Thursday, November 12, 2015      16 comments

QUOTE OF THE DECADE: A liberal's paradise would be a place where everybody has guaranteed employment, free comprehensive healthcare, free education, free food, free housing, free clothing, free utilities, and only law enforcement has gun... Read more

Anyone for humour???

Wednesday, November 11, 2015      21 comments

I had a power outage at my house this morning and my PC, laptop, TV, DVD, iPad and my new surround sound music system were all shut down. Then I discovered that my iPhone battery was flat. To top it off, it was raining so I cou... Read more

Murphy's Real Laws

Sunday, November 08, 2015      21 comments

1. Everyone has a photographic memory--some don't have film. 2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 3. A day without sunshine is like, well . . , night. 4. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 5. Back up my ha... Read more


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