ILOVEROSES
250,000-299,999 SparkPoints 288,689
SparkPoints
 

ILOVEROSES's Blogs

WHAT HAPPENS IN HEAVEN WHEN WE PRAY?
Thursday, July 20, 2017      10 comments

One of the nicest e-mails ever: I dreamt that I went to Heaven and an angel was showing me around. We walked side-by-side inside a large workroom filled with angels. My angel guide stopped in front of the first section and said, "Thi... Read more
Short Story!
Saturday, July 15, 2017      24 comments

A college class was told they had to write a short story in a few words as possible. The instructions were: The short story had to contain the following three things: (1) Religion (2) Sexuality (3) Mystery Below is the ... Read more
Fashion Advice for Over 50 Crowd
Thursday, July 13, 2017      22 comments

Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 50, WAY over 50 or hovering near 50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to be n... Read more
HOW TO STAY YOUNG!
Sunday, July 09, 2017      24 comments

1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay them. 2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. (keep this In mind if you are o... Read more
How To Achieve Inner Peace
Friday, July 07, 2017      18 comments

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives. A renowned psycho-analyst on TV this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you ... Read more
Question?
Sunday, July 02, 2017      17 comments

Are you as moral as you think you are? This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situati... Read more
ARE YOU A BITCH?
Thursday, June 29, 2017      17 comments

Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their professions. The first guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E., you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist" The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K., you know...... Read more
Gordon's pizza
Saturday, June 24, 2017      31 comments

- Hello! Gordon's pizza? - No sir it's Google's pizza. - So I dialed the wrong number? - No sir, Google bought it. - OK. Take my order please .. - Well sir, you want the usual? - The usual? You know me? - According to our cal... Read more
The golfer's daughter
Wednesday, June 21, 2017      21 comments

A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying: "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, and God bless Grandma and goodbye Grandpa." The father asked, "Why did you say go... Read more
1st Grader Answers
Monday, June 19, 2017      21 comments

A first grade teacher had twenty-five students in her Clarkston, MI class. She presented each child in her class the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to bel... Read more
Work or play?
Saturday, June 17, 2017      17 comments

A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play, so he goes to a priest and asks for his opinion on this question. After consulting the Bible, the priest says, "My son, after an exhausti... Read more
FUNNIES
Wednesday, June 14, 2017      25 comments

The Mexicans were asked how they felt about Trump's wall. They replied that they were quite upset but they would get over it. -------------------- Our Supply Clerk at the factory where I work, discovered a box that was left on the load... Read more
DEAR DOCTOR:
Monday, June 12, 2017      15 comments

Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; True? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you li... Read more
New hearing aid
Saturday, June 10, 2017      15 comments

Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman... Read more
Blonde Payment Plan.
Thursday, June 08, 2017      20 comments

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-panel energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago a... Read more

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 Last Page »