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I've Been Missing Spark People

Wednesday, October 01, 2014      20 comments

My daughter, Jeni, lives in an apartment complex and the unit next to hers burned out. Several units had damage but thank goodness she didn't! My other daughter and I have spent the last two days packing and moving boxes to storage. Jeni, h... Read more

Safe Driving Award?

Thursday, November 21, 2013      27 comments

A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?" "No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Aw... Read more

Two Nuns and a Mini Dracula

Friday, October 25, 2013      30 comments

Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, are traveling through Europe in their car, sightseeing in Transylvania. As they are stopped at a traffic light, out of nowhere, a small vampire jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses ... Read more

One Blonde To Another

Thursday, September 12, 2013      38 comments

A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note. "I have kidnapped your child. I am sorry to do t... Read more

A Man Dining Alone

Sunday, July 28, 2013      38 comments

A man was dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table..He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her. ****************... Read more

Baby's First Doctor Visit

Saturday, July 27, 2013      35 comments

This made me laugh out loud. It may be a little saucy for some. I hope it will give you a smile! A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor a... Read more

The Perfect Husband

Monday, June 24, 2013      43 comments

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Ar... Read more

I Assure You...

Tuesday, June 18, 2013      33 comments

Ben invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful Ben's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between Ben and his roommate and this only made her more curious. Ov... Read more

Know Your Ten Commandments

Tuesday, June 04, 2013      31 comments

Henry, who was very elderly, was unhappy because he had lost his favorite hat. Instead of buying a new one, he decided he would go to church and steal one out of the entrance porch when the worshippers were busy praying. When Henry arriv... Read more


Sunday, May 26, 2013      28 comments

------------------------ A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?' The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so all mankind... Read more

Goodbye Ugly Suit

Wednesday, May 22, 2013      33 comments

When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk had some very good news for him. "Guess what, sir?" the clerk said. "I finally sold... Read more

The Leaf

Wednesday, May 15, 2013      27 comments

A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in bet... Read more

Little Johnny

Wednesday, April 24, 2013      29 comments

" At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lyi... Read more

The Doctor Visit

Friday, April 19, 2013      24 comments

A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical and the nurse starts with certain basic items. "How much do you weigh?" she asks. "115," she says. The nurse puts her on the scale and it turns out her weight is 140. The nurse asks, ... Read more

Flight Into Egypt

Monday, April 15, 2013      19 comments

-------------------------- Terri asked her Sunday School class to draw pictures of their favorite Bible stories. She was puzzled by Kyle's picture, which showed four people on... Read more

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