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A hello from Idletyme's daughter
Sunday, May 08, 2016      14 comments

Hi everyone! I just wanted to let you know that my mom took some time off from the computer and has decided to pretty much retire from it. In spite of some memory issues (one of the many gifts that come with being a Seasoned Citizen, right?), ... Read more
A Riddle
Monday, September 28, 2015      19 comments

You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it????? Corn on the Cob... Read more
Short Reading From The Bible
Tuesday, September 15, 2015      13 comments

From Genesis: "And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth. Then... God made the earth round... and he laughed and laughed!... Read more
Sunday Sermon
Tuesday, September 08, 2015      15 comments

One Sunday morning Pastor Bob advised his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. In preparation for my message, I want you all to read Mark 17". The following Sunday the reverend asked for a show of hands from those ... Read more
Tension
Friday, September 04, 2015      18 comments

If you have a lot of tension and headaches, do what it says on the aspirin bottle - "take two aspirin" and "keep away from children"!... Read more
Fair Judge
Thursday, August 13, 2015      17 comments

"Mr. Clark , I have reviewed this case very carefully" the divorce court judge said, "and I've decided to give your wife $775 a week". "That's very fair your honor" the husband said! "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks my... Read more
Lady Driver
Wednesday, August 05, 2015      22 comments

A police officer saw a lady driving and knitting at the same time, so after driving next to her for a while, he yelled, "Pull over!" "No!" she called back. "It's a pair of socks"!... Read more
His Mistake
Monday, July 27, 2015      23 comments

A husband and wife had a tiff. Wife called her Mom and said "He fought with me. I'm coming over to live with you." Mom said "No darling he needs to pay for his mistake. I'm coming to live with you!"... Read more
Bachelor Party
Monday, July 06, 2015      23 comments

Referring to Prince Williams bachelor party - "It's got to be weird stuffing money into strippers thongs when every bill has a picture of your Grandmother on it!"... Read more
Smart Hubby
Monday, June 29, 2015      22 comments

A woman walks into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "Have you killed any?" she asked. "Yep", replies her husband. "Three male and two females". "How can you tell?" she asks. He replies, "Three were on a beer... Read more
Home Security "Southern Style"
Tuesday, June 23, 2015      23 comments

Go to the second hand store and buy used men's work boots size 14-16. Place them on your front porch along with a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine. Put four giant dog bowls next to the boots and magazines. Leave a note on your door that reads: B... Read more
Smile
Friday, June 19, 2015      17 comments

A smile is a sign of joy, a hug is a sign of love, a laugh is a sign of happiness, a friend like me - well - that's a sign of your good taste!... Read more
Near Death Experience
Monday, June 15, 2015      19 comments

A boss asked one of his employees, "Do you believe in life after death?" "Yes sir" replied his employee. "I thought you did" said the boss. "Yesterday after you left to go to your brothers funeral, he stopped by to see you"!... Read more
I've Been Missing Spark People
Wednesday, October 01, 2014      21 comments

My daughter, Jeni, lives in an apartment complex and the unit next to hers burned out. Several units had damage but thank goodness she didn't! My other daughter and I have spent the last two days packing and moving boxes to storage. Jeni, h... Read more
Safe Driving Award?
Thursday, November 21, 2013      28 comments

A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?" "No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Aw... Read more

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