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A Riddle

Monday, September 28, 2015      18 comments

You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it????? Corn on the Cob... Read more

Short Reading From The Bible

Tuesday, September 15, 2015      13 comments

From Genesis: "And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth. Then... God made the earth round... and he laughed and laughed!... Read more

Sunday Sermon

Tuesday, September 08, 2015      15 comments

One Sunday morning Pastor Bob advised his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. In preparation for my message, I want you all to read Mark 17". The following Sunday the reverend asked for a show of hands from those ... Read more


Friday, September 04, 2015      17 comments

If you have a lot of tension and headaches, do what it says on the aspirin bottle - "take two aspirin" and "keep away from children"!... Read more

Fair Judge

Thursday, August 13, 2015      17 comments

"Mr. Clark , I have reviewed this case very carefully" the divorce court judge said, "and I've decided to give your wife $775 a week". "That's very fair your honor" the husband said! "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks my... Read more

Lady Driver

Wednesday, August 05, 2015      22 comments

A police officer saw a lady driving and knitting at the same time, so after driving next to her for a while, he yelled, "Pull over!" "No!" she called back. "It's a pair of socks"!... Read more

His Mistake

Monday, July 27, 2015      23 comments

A husband and wife had a tiff. Wife called her Mom and said "He fought with me. I'm coming over to live with you." Mom said "No darling he needs to pay for his mistake. I'm coming to live with you!"... Read more

Bachelor Party

Monday, July 06, 2015      23 comments

Referring to Prince Williams bachelor party - "It's got to be weird stuffing money into strippers thongs when every bill has a picture of your Grandmother on it!"... Read more

Smart Hubby

Monday, June 29, 2015      22 comments

A woman walks into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "Have you killed any?" she asked. "Yep", replies her husband. "Three male and two females". "How can you tell?" she asks. He replies, "Three were on a beer... Read more

Home Security "Southern Style"

Tuesday, June 23, 2015      23 comments

Go to the second hand store and buy used men's work boots size 14-16. Place them on your front porch along with a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine. Put four giant dog bowls next to the boots and magazines. Leave a note on your door that reads: B... Read more


Friday, June 19, 2015      17 comments

A smile is a sign of joy, a hug is a sign of love, a laugh is a sign of happiness, a friend like me - well - that's a sign of your good taste!... Read more

Near Death Experience

Monday, June 15, 2015      19 comments

A boss asked one of his employees, "Do you believe in life after death?" "Yes sir" replied his employee. "I thought you did" said the boss. "Yesterday after you left to go to your brothers funeral, he stopped by to see you"!... Read more

I've Been Missing Spark People

Wednesday, October 01, 2014      21 comments

My daughter, Jeni, lives in an apartment complex and the unit next to hers burned out. Several units had damage but thank goodness she didn't! My other daughter and I have spent the last two days packing and moving boxes to storage. Jeni, h... Read more

Safe Driving Award?

Thursday, November 21, 2013      28 comments

A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?" "No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Aw... Read more

Two Nuns and a Mini Dracula

Friday, October 25, 2013      31 comments

Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, are traveling through Europe in their car, sightseeing in Transylvania. As they are stopped at a traffic light, out of nowhere, a small vampire jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses ... Read more

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