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GOANNA2's Blogs

Tuesday, June 14, 2016      17 comments

RETARDED GRANDPARENTS CONTRIBUTED BY SUSAN CAPP After summer vacation, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holidays away from school. One child wrote the following: We always used to spend our summers with G... Read more
Joke of the week
Saturday, June 11, 2016      16 comments

A group of elderly couples get together every week to talk about life and have a good time. One of the men, Harry, started talking about this fantastic restaurant he went to a few nights earlier with his wife. "Really?", one of th... Read more
Joke of the week
Wednesday, June 01, 2016      16 comments

Marvin Was in hospital on his death bed. The family called Marvin's Preacher to be with him in his final moments. As the preacher stood by the bed, Marvin's condition seemed to deteriorate, and Marvin motioned for someone to quickly pass ... Read more
LAUGH for the day with no intended offense to any group.
Monday, May 23, 2016      15 comments

Subject: Squirrels in Church There were four churches and a synagogue in a small town: a Presbyterian church, a Baptist church, a Methodist church, a Roman Catholic church and a Jewish synagogue. Each church and the synago... Read more
On this day - 20th May
Wednesday, May 18, 2016      10 comments

1310 Shoes were made for both right and left feet. 1609 Shakespeare's Sonnets are first published in London, perhaps illicitly, by the publisher Thomas Thorpe. 1861 Kentucky proclaims its neutrality in Civil War. 18... Read more
Joke of the week
Saturday, May 14, 2016      12 comments

A man goes to join an order of monks. The head monk says to the man, "This is a silent order. You will only be allowed to speak once, every 15 years." the man says "Okay" and so begins his time with the silent order. 15 years pass and t... Read more
A beautiful day
Sunday, May 01, 2016      9 comments

I hope this beautiful link works for everybody. Have a happy May.
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Joke of the week
Friday, April 29, 2016      8 comments

A LIFE IN THE CIRCUS > > A couple who work at the circus go to an adoption agency. > Social workers there raise doubts about their suitability. > The couple produce photos of their 50 foot motorhome, which is > equipped with a beautifu... Read more
Truths about growing old - by Julie Andrews
Thursday, April 28, 2016      10 comments

Julie Andrews Turning 79 - this is hysterical! To commemorate her birthday , actress/vocalist, Julie Andrews made a special appearance at Manhattan's Radio City Music Hall for the benefit of the AARP. One of the musical numbers she performed w... Read more
Joke of the week
Friday, April 22, 2016      11 comments

An elderly man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite Anzac bickies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. ... Read more
Interesting facts about the ANZACS
Thursday, April 21, 2016      11 comments

* ANZAC is an abbreviation for Australian and New Zealand Army Corps * ANZACS were all volunteers * AIF is an abbreviation for Australian Imperial Force * April 25, Anzac Day, was the day the Australian and New Zealand Army Corps ... Read more
Queenslanders never brag...!!!
Friday, April 08, 2016      17 comments

A Queenslander is drinking in a West Australin Pub when he gets a call on his mobile phone and as he listens to the call he starts grinning from ear to ear. Once he disconnects he shouts to the barman that he wants to buy everyone in the b... Read more
Feeling blessed
Sunday, April 03, 2016      24 comments

Today is my last in the 6th decade. As I enter the 7th decade tomorrow, I feel blessed that I am alive and able to do many things and enjoy life. Last night I found out that another close friend has aggressive breast cancer and I was... Read more
A joke to end the month with.
Thursday, March 31, 2016      18 comments

There once was a man and a woman who had been married for more than 60 years. They talked about everything. They kept no secrets from each other… except that the old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she cautioned her husband ne... Read more
What to do if you are alone and have symptoms that might be a heart attack.
Friday, March 18, 2016      16 comments

Everyone can send this on as it is really important for Everyone to know! 1. Let's say it's 7:25pm and you're going home (alone of course) After an unusually hard day on the job. 2. You're Really tired, upset and fr... Read more

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