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Joke of the Week.

Friday, July 03, 2015      16 comments

Joe's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy time sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she asked, "Darling, honestly, what age would you say I am?" ... Read more

A Senior moment.

Sunday, June 28, 2015      13 comments

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, “I have a ... Read more

The History of the Last Post

Wednesday, June 24, 2015      15 comments

If any of you have ever been to a military funeral in which The Last Post was played; This brings out a new meaning of it. Here is something everyone should know. Until I read this, I didn't know, We have all heard the haunt... Read more

Holy Humour

Monday, June 22, 2015      11 comments

A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!" His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you 'know' what the Bible means?" The son replied, "I do know!" "Okay," said his... Read more

Day trip to Byron Bay on a beautiful winter's day.

Thursday, June 18, 2015      11 comments

Today was beautiful and I am blessed to live on the East Coast. Here are some photos of magical Byron Bay and it's famous Lighthouse. Walked down to the point where a sign states it is the most Easterly part of Australia. The lighthouse... Read more

Interesting Facts,

Wednesday, June 17, 2015      5 comments

. The deadliest war in history excluding WWII was a civil war in China in the 1850s in which the rebels were led by a man who thought he was the brother of Jesus Christ. . There are 3 colours that don't rhyme with anything (silv... Read more

It hurts to be blonde

Tuesday, June 16, 2015      13 comments

A brunette goes into a doctor's office and says that her body hurts whenever she touches it. "Impossible." says the doctor. "Show me." She takes her finger, presses on her elbow, and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and scream... Read more

The lawn needs mowing!

Monday, June 15, 2015      12 comments

A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, “Honey, you know, the lawn is getting quite long. Can you mow it?” The husband says, “What do I look like? Jim’s Mowing?” ... Read more

Ode to the Spell Checker

Friday, June 12, 2015      20 comments

Eye have a spelling checker It came with my pea sea It plainly marques four my revue Mistakes eye kin knot sea Eye strike a key and type a word And weight 4 it 2 say Weather eye am wrong oar write It shows me strait a weigh As so... Read more

Just joking!

Monday, June 08, 2015      14 comments

An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter checks his dossier and not seeing his name there, accidentally sends him to Hell. It doesn't take long before the engineer becomes dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hel... Read more

Just for laughs!

Thursday, June 04, 2015      12 comments

A mother was showing her young son how to zip up his coat. "The secret is to get the left part of the zip to fit into the right side before you zip it up." The boy looked quizzically at his mother. "Why does it have to be a secret?" ... Read more

Jokes of the week

Saturday, May 30, 2015      11 comments

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in her paintings that were on display. "Well, I have good news and bad news," the owner responded. "The good news is that a gentleman noticed your work and wondered if ... Read more

Just joking!

Wednesday, May 27, 2015      10 comments

Bill and John are sitting in a boat fishing and drinking beer when suddenly Bill says, "Think I am going to divorce the wife as she hasn't spoken to me for two months." John takes a long sip of beer and says, "Better think it ov... Read more


Wednesday, May 27, 2015      14 comments

Police in Los Angeles had a stroke of good luck with a robbery suspect who couldn't control himself during a line up. Detectives asked each man in the line up to repeat the words, "Give me all your money or I'll shoot." One of them... Read more


Monday, May 25, 2015      11 comments

>> Paraprosdokians(Winston Churchill loved them) are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous. >> 1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it. >> 2. T... Read more

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