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Just for laughs.

Tuesday, February 09, 2016      10 comments

Joe's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy time sitting before the mirror applying the 'miracle' products, she asked, "Darling, honestly, what age would you say I am?" ... Read more

Joke of the Week

Saturday, February 06, 2016      12 comments

A man was complaining to a friend about the state of his life. "I had it all," the man told his mate." "I had money, a beautiful house and a flash car. I even had the love of a beautiful woman, then Pow!!! Overnight it was all gone and ... Read more

Just joking!

Monday, January 25, 2016      20 comments

The local news station was interviewing an 80 year old lady because she had just married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new... Read more

Just for laughs.

Tuesday, January 05, 2016      15 comments

A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Preacher and a Rabbi all served as Chaplains to the students of Laurentian University in Ontario’s northland. They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop. O... Read more

Interesting facts

Monday, December 21, 2015      17 comments

* Norwegian scientists have hypothesized that Rudolph's red nose is probably the result of a parasitic infection of his respiratory system. * Mistletoe (Viscum album) is from the Anglo-Saxon word misteltan, which means "little dung... Read more

Christmas Carols

Monday, December 07, 2015      16 comments

I went into my favourite chemist shop today and was pleasantly surprised to hear Christmas Carols playing in the background. I told one of the staff that I was happy to hear it and we were both singing along. It reminded me of Christmas... Read more

Joke of the week

Monday, November 30, 2015      24 comments

Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven." Teacher: "No, listen carefully. If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you... Read more

Just joking!

Saturday, November 28, 2015      15 comments

A guy was sitting in his garden drinking beer and listening to the football on the radio. As he was relaxing, his wife was struggling to push a large lawnmower round the lawn. His new neighbour was watching for ten minutes or so an... Read more

Time for a laugh after the horrors of the past week

Wednesday, November 18, 2015      16 comments

Just joking! A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their your children. You all have these obsessions, the psychiatrist stated. I am concerned that these individual obsessions are going ... Read more

Thought for the day.

Tuesday, November 10, 2015      16 comments

Now is no time to think of what you do not have. Think of what you can do with what there is." Ernest Hemingway ... Read more

Some more photos from my holiday.

Friday, November 06, 2015      16 comments

My beautiful mother - photo on the grave. I always feel sad after a visit to her resting place. Read more

Home again!

Monday, November 02, 2015      16 comments

Was so lovely to catch up with my Spark friends in Athens. Sunny, Eleni, myself and Vanessa. Love you guys. See you next time... Read more

A few photos from my trip to Europe.

Sunday, August 23, 2015      23 comments

Leaving Brisbane At Singapore airport with my 'wings'. Read more

What I want in a Man!

Monday, July 20, 2015      22 comments

What I Want In A Man! Original List: (age 22) 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6.. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8... Appreciates finer things 9. Full ... Read more

Joke of the Week.

Wednesday, July 15, 2015      12 comments

An old farmer and his wife were learning against the side of their pig pen when the old woman wistfully recalls that next week would be their golden wedding anniversary. "Let's have a party and let's kill a pig." The farmer scratch... Read more

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