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Joke of the week

Monday, November 30, 2015      12 comments

Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven." Teacher: "No, listen carefully. If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you... Read more

Just joking!

Saturday, November 28, 2015      15 comments

A guy was sitting in his garden drinking beer and listening to the football on the radio. As he was relaxing, his wife was struggling to push a large lawnmower round the lawn. His new neighbour was watching for ten minutes or so an... Read more

Time for a laugh after the horrors of the past week

Wednesday, November 18, 2015      16 comments

Just joking! A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their your children. You all have these obsessions, the psychiatrist stated. I am concerned that these individual obsessions are going ... Read more

Thought for the day.

Tuesday, November 10, 2015      16 comments

Now is no time to think of what you do not have. Think of what you can do with what there is." Ernest Hemingway ... Read more

Some more photos from my holiday.

Friday, November 06, 2015      16 comments

My beautiful mother - photo on the grave. I always feel sad after a visit to her resting place. Read more

Home again!

Monday, November 02, 2015      15 comments

Was so lovely to catch up with my Spark friends in Athens. Sunny, Eleni, myself and Vanessa. Love you guys. See you next time... Read more

A few photos from my trip to Europe.

Sunday, August 23, 2015      23 comments

Leaving Brisbane At Singapore airport with my 'wings'. Read more

What I want in a Man!

Monday, July 20, 2015      22 comments

What I Want In A Man! Original List: (age 22) 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6.. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8... Appreciates finer things 9. Full ... Read more

Joke of the Week.

Wednesday, July 15, 2015      12 comments

An old farmer and his wife were learning against the side of their pig pen when the old woman wistfully recalls that next week would be their golden wedding anniversary. "Let's have a party and let's kill a pig." The farmer scratch... Read more

Jokes of the week

Thursday, July 09, 2015      12 comments

A man was complaining to a friend about the state of his life. "I had it all," the man told his mate. "I had money, a beautiful house and a flash car. I even had the love of a beautiful woman, and then pow!!! Overnight it was all gone a... Read more

Joke of the Week.

Friday, July 03, 2015      17 comments

Joe's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy time sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products, she asked, "Darling, honestly, what age would you say I am?" ... Read more

A Senior moment.

Sunday, June 28, 2015      14 comments

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, “I have a ... Read more

The History of the Last Post

Wednesday, June 24, 2015      15 comments

If any of you have ever been to a military funeral in which The Last Post was played; This brings out a new meaning of it. Here is something everyone should know. Until I read this, I didn't know, We have all heard the haunt... Read more

Holy Humour

Monday, June 22, 2015      11 comments

A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!" His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you 'know' what the Bible means?" The son replied, "I do know!" "Okay," said his... Read more

Day trip to Byron Bay on a beautiful winter's day.

Thursday, June 18, 2015      11 comments

Today was beautiful and I am blessed to live on the East Coast. Here are some photos of magical Byron Bay and it's famous Lighthouse. Walked down to the point where a sign states it is the most Easterly part of Australia. The lighthouse... Read more

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