Police in Los Angeles had a stroke of good luck with a robbery
suspect who couldn't control himself during a line up.
Detectives asked each man in the line up to repeat the words,
"Give me all your money or I'll shoot."
One of them... Read more
>> Paraprosdokians(Winston Churchill loved them) are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous.
>> 1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
>> 2. T... Read more
Subject: A Reason
Old age is coming at a really bad time!
I don't trip over things, I do random gravity checks!
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off!
My people skills are just fine. It'... Read more
I needed a good laugh after my fall on Wednesday.
Just like that, while walking along the footpath I use every day
for over three years to get to the Broadwater, I fell and found
myself on all fours with skinned hands and knees and could ... Read more
Good for a laugh.
A minister just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures
were being made.
The first Sunday, he only preached for 10 minutes.
The second Sunday, he preached for only 20 minutes.
But, on the third Sunday, he preached... Read more
Joke of the Week.
On their 40th anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it,
Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits
of a marriage of such long duration.
"Tell us Tom, just what is it you have learned from all those wonder... Read more
Donald McDonald from the Isle of Mann went to study at
an English University and was living in the hall residence
with all the other students there.
After he had been there a month, his mother came to visit
him, "And how do you find T... Read more
My last week in pictures. Beautiful South East Queensland.
This was in Southport on ANZAC day. Found a crab on my walk on Saturday. Read more
Here is some good advice.
I am not afraid of tomorrow for I have seen yesterday and I love today.
Noah's Ark :
Everything I need to know, I learned from Noah's Ark ..
ONE : Don't miss the boat.
TWO: Remember that we are all in the same boat!
... Read more
Who is 'green'?
Checking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the much older lady that she should bring her own grocery bags, because plastic bags are not good for the environment.
The woman apologized to the young girl and explained, "We didn't h... Read more
The Good Wife's Guide: 1950s
1. Have dinner ready: Plan ahead, even the night before, to have
a delicious meal - on time. This is a way of letting him know that you
have been thinking about him, and are concerned about his needs.
Most men are hungry when they come h... Read more
Have a chuckle. Touche!
One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes
in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'
His wife was not amused, and decide... Read more
Joke of the Week.
There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing
all things mechanical.
After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happily retired.
Several years later the company contacted him regarding a seemingly impossible pro... Read more
Update on Eva
My friend's mum and sister are in Mexicali and have posted
a heartwarming message that perfect strangers have taken
them into their homes and are helping them get to the bottom
of what happened.
Thank you all for your condolences.... Read more
Lesson well learnt.
A young doctor moved out to Victoria to replace a doctor who was retiring.
The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds, so the community could become used to a new doctor.
At the first house a woman complains... Read more
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