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PARAPROSDOKIANS

Monday, May 25, 2015      10 comments

>> Paraprosdokians(Winston Churchill loved them) are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous. >> 1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it. >> 2. T... Read more

A Reason.

Sunday, May 24, 2015      13 comments

Subject: A Reason Old age is coming at a really bad time! I don't trip over things, I do random gravity checks! I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off! My people skills are just fine. It'... Read more

More laughs.

Friday, May 22, 2015      16 comments

I needed a good laugh after my fall on Wednesday. Just like that, while walking along the footpath I use every day for over three years to get to the Broadwater, I fell and found myself on all fours with skinned hands and knees and could ... Read more

Good for a laugh.

Monday, May 18, 2015      14 comments

A minister just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures were being made. The first Sunday, he only preached for 10 minutes. The second Sunday, he preached for only 20 minutes. But, on the third Sunday, he preached... Read more

Joke of the Week.

Friday, May 15, 2015      16 comments

On their 40th anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration. "Tell us Tom, just what is it you have learned from all those wonder... Read more

Joke time.

Friday, May 08, 2015      16 comments

Donald McDonald from the Isle of Mann went to study at an English University and was living in the hall residence with all the other students there. After he had been there a month, his mother came to visit him, "And how do you find T... Read more

My last week in pictures. Beautiful South East Queensland.

Tuesday, May 05, 2015      19 comments

This was in Southport on ANZAC day. Found a crab on my walk on Saturday. Read more

Here is some good advice.

Sunday, April 26, 2015      15 comments

I am not afraid of tomorrow for I have seen yesterday and I love today. Noah's Ark : Everything I need to know, I learned from Noah's Ark .. ONE : Don't miss the boat. TWO: Remember that we are all in the same boat! ... Read more

Who is 'green'?

Friday, April 24, 2015      14 comments

Checking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the much older lady that she should bring her own grocery bags, because plastic bags are not good for the environment. The woman apologized to the young girl and explained, "We didn't h... Read more

The Good Wife's Guide: 1950s

Thursday, April 23, 2015      11 comments

1. Have dinner ready: Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal - on time. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him, and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come h... Read more

Have a chuckle. Touche!

Tuesday, April 14, 2015      19 comments

Touche!! One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!' His wife was not amused, and decide... Read more

Joke of the Week.

Saturday, April 11, 2015      16 comments

There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happily retired. Several years later the company contacted him regarding a seemingly impossible pro... Read more

Update on Eva

Thursday, April 02, 2015      13 comments

My friend's mum and sister are in Mexicali and have posted a heartwarming message that perfect strangers have taken them into their homes and are helping them get to the bottom of what happened. Thank you all for your condolences.... Read more

Lesson well learnt.

Thursday, March 26, 2015      13 comments

A young doctor moved out to Victoria to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds, so the community could become used to a new doctor. At the first house a woman complains... Read more

The media has a lot to answer for the Body Image it demands.

Wednesday, March 25, 2015      20 comments

I am so angry. A young lady who went to university with my son went to Mexico to have buttock enhancement surgery and she died. She was 29 years old and so beautiful, but she felt inadequate in the image of young women portrayed by the me... Read more


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