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Have a chuckle. Touche!

Tuesday, April 14, 2015      17 comments

Touche!! One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!' His wife was not amused, and decide... Read more

Joke of the Week.

Saturday, April 11, 2015      15 comments

There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happily retired. Several years later the company contacted him regarding a seemingly impossible pro... Read more

Update on Eva

Thursday, April 02, 2015      13 comments

My friend's mum and sister are in Mexicali and have posted a heartwarming message that perfect strangers have taken them into their homes and are helping them get to the bottom of what happened. Thank you all for your condolences.... Read more

Lesson well learnt.

Thursday, March 26, 2015      13 comments

A young doctor moved out to Victoria to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds, so the community could become used to a new doctor. At the first house a woman complains... Read more

The media has a lot to answer for the Body Image it demands.

Wednesday, March 25, 2015      20 comments

I am so angry. A young lady who went to university with my son went to Mexico to have buttock enhancement surgery and she died. She was 29 years old and so beautiful, but she felt inadequate in the image of young women portrayed by the me... Read more

Joke time.

Sunday, March 22, 2015      16 comments

A woman went to a doctor's office and was seen by one of the new doctors. But about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked her what the problem... Read more

Learn to be grateful and non judgemental.

Tuesday, March 17, 2015      18 comments

My boss drove a luxury car everyday and it was my duty to greet him and to open the gates for him, as I worked as a watchman in his villa. But he never responded back to my greetings. One day he saw me opening the garbage bags outside the vil... Read more

Time for laughter.

Thursday, March 12, 2015      16 comments

An elderly man in Queensland had owned a large property for many years. He had a dam in one of the low paddocks where he had planted mango and avocado trees. The dam had been fixed up for swimming when it was built and he also had a... Read more

One Day at a Time.

Thursday, February 26, 2015      13 comments

One day at a time~ this is enough as the years go by, Reminisce the past~ Don't Dwell on it~ For it has gone~ no need to reason why, Don't be concerned about the future~ it is yet to come, Live for the present and your life can b... Read more

HOW GOD WORKED IN SCHOOL?: fifth grade assignment

Monday, February 16, 2015      14 comments

HOW GOD WORKED IN SCHOOL?: fifth grade assignment Fifth Grade Assignment A fifth grade teacher in a Christian school asked her class to look At TV commercials and see if they could use them in 20 ways To communicate ideas ... Read more

Snaps around South East Queensland.

Monday, February 16, 2015      18 comments

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Valentine's Day - Interesting Facts.

Saturday, February 14, 2015      11 comments

. In Victorian times it was considered bad luck to sign a Valentine's Day card. . 73 percent of people who buy flowers for Valentine's Day are men, while only 27 percent are women. . About 3% of pet owners will give Vale... Read more

How much are you worth?

Wednesday, February 11, 2015      14 comments

A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20 note. In the room of 200 people, he asked. "Who would like this $20 note?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me... Read more

Just for laughs!

Monday, February 09, 2015      13 comments

After being married for forty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while, then said: "You're an alphabet wife... A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K." She asks: "What the hell does that mean?" He ... Read more

Things my mother taught me

Thursday, February 05, 2015      11 comments

My mother taught me logic..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the shops with me." My mother taught me medicine..."If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way." My mother tau... Read more

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