Not Too Smart
Thank you margemf:
There once was a "smart guy," a "not that smart guy," and an all round "not smart at all guy." They were going to cross the Sahara Desert. The "smart guy" says, "meet here in an hour with something useful to cross the des... Read more
Thanks again to margemf.
There are only two rings in marriage, “the wedding ring" and "the suffering
... Read more
My Wife - The Romantic
Subject: My Wife, The Romantic -
My wife just sent me a text.
“If you’re sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you’re laughing, send me your smile.
If you’re eating, send me a bite.
If you’re drinking,... Read more
What is Old?
Thank you again margemg!
OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Choose one, I can't do both!"
"OLD" IS WHEN.. Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're ba... Read more
Joke brought to you by margemf.
Two roofers, Larry and Joe were on the roof laying tile, when a sudden wind gust came and knocked down their ladder. “I have an idea” said Larry. “We’ll throw you down, and then you can pick up the ladder.... Read more
Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out,
"Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"
Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."
Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there ... Read more
Nun At the Airport
A NUN WAS SITTING AT THE AIRPORT,
WAITING FOR HER FLIGHT TOCHICAGO ..
SHE LOOKED OVER IN THE CORNER AND
SAW ONE OF THOSE WEIGHT MACHINES
THAT TELLSYOUR FORTUNE AND THOUGHT
TO HERSELF, 'I'LL GIVE IT A TRY
AND ... Read more
Thoughts From A Pilot
Thank you margemf.
During a commercial airline flight an experienced Air Force Pilot was seated next to a young mother with a babe in arms. When the baby started crying during the descent for landing,
the mother began nursing the infan... Read more
Divorce Lawyer's Names
DIVORCE LAWYERS... Read more
Thank you again to margemf!
There once was an old man who was about to die. He told his wife to put a bag of money in the attic "When I die I'll get it on my way up." chuckled the old man. Well when the old man died the wife went up to the ... Read more
Thank you for this joke margemf.
A teacher sees a lad entering the classroom – his hands were dirty.
She stopped him and said, “John, please wash your hands. My goodness, what would you say if I came into the room with hands like that... Read more
1. Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch three consecutive times and still don’t know what time it is.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times... Read more
Biggest Groaner Yet!
Thank you margemf for another funny joke!
A French man nearly got away with stealing a number of paintings from the Louvre.
However, after planning the robbery and getting in and out and past security, he was captured only three block... Read more
Thanks to margemf
Rearrange the letters to spell out an important part of the human body which is even more useful when erect.
P N E S I
People who wrote SPINE became doctors...
The rest are... Read more
On the Toilet
Thank you to margemf for this joke.
A LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET. HIS MOTHER
THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN TO SEE WHAT'S UP.
THE LITTLE BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET READING A ... Read more
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