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Elderly
Friday, January 18, 2013      15 comments

Thank you again to margemf! There once was an old man who was about to die. He told his wife to put a bag of money in the attic "When I die I'll get it on my way up." chuckled the old man. Well when the old man died the wife went up to the ... Read more
Oops
Thursday, January 17, 2013      16 comments

Thank you for this joke margemf. A teacher sees a lad entering the classroom Ė his hands were dirty. She stopped him and said, ďJohn, please wash your hands. My goodness, what would you say if I came into the room with hands like that... Read more
Interesting Info
Wednesday, January 16, 2013      13 comments

1. Sometimes Iíll look down at my watch three consecutive times and still donít know what time it is. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize youíre wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times... Read more
Biggest Groaner Yet!
Tuesday, January 15, 2013      17 comments

Thank you margemf for another funny joke! A French man nearly got away with stealing a number of paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the robbery and getting in and out and past security, he was captured only three block... Read more
Scrabble
Monday, January 14, 2013      14 comments

Thanks to margemf Adult Scrabble... Rearrange the letters to spell out an important part of the human body which is even more useful when erect. P N E S I People who wrote SPINE became doctors... The rest are... Read more
On the Toilet
Sunday, January 13, 2013      16 comments

Thank you to margemf for this joke. A LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET. HIS MOTHER THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN TO SEE WHAT'S UP. THE LITTLE BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET READING A ... Read more
Men are Happier People
Saturday, January 12, 2013      14 comments

Thank you for this margemf. Men Are Just Happier People-- Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. Car me... Read more
Funny Thoughts
Friday, January 11, 2013      12 comments

Thanks to margemf How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. Venison for dinner again? Oh deer! A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy. I used to be a banker, but then I lost interes... Read more
Pefect Marriage
Thursday, January 10, 2013      17 comments

Thanks to margemf: "An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond compare. With that as his mission he began to search for the perfect... Read more
Snow Plow Day
Wednesday, January 09, 2013      14 comments

On a bitterly cold winters morning a husband and wife in Duluth were listening to the radio during breakfast... They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered... Read more
4 Times Married
Tuesday, January 08, 2013      18 comments

The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new h... Read more
Miss Beatrice
Monday, January 07, 2013      15 comments

Miss Beatrice, The church organist, Was in her eighties And had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quain... Read more
Brain Transplant
Sunday, January 06, 2013      14 comments

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where a family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.*I*m afraid I*m the bearer of bad news,* he said as he surveyed the worried faces. ... Read more
Mississippi Grandma
Saturday, January 05, 2013      12 comments

Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approache... Read more
Pearly Gates
Friday, January 04, 2013      8 comments

St. Peter is sitting at the Pearly Gateswhen three black guys in baggy pants arrive,having been killed in a drive-by on thesouth side of Chicago. St. Peter looks out through the Gates and said, "Wait here. I will be right back." ... Read more

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