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The Outhouse

Tuesday, January 22, 2013      15 comments

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!" Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse." Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there ... Read more

Nun At the Airport

Monday, January 21, 2013      20 comments

A NUN WAS SITTING AT THE AIRPORT, WAITING FOR HER FLIGHT TOCHICAGO .. SHE LOOKED OVER IN THE CORNER AND SAW ONE OF THOSE WEIGHT MACHINES THAT TELLSYOUR FORTUNE AND THOUGHT TO HERSELF, 'I'LL GIVE IT A TRY AND ... Read more

Thoughts From A Pilot

Sunday, January 20, 2013      20 comments

Thank you margemf. During a commercial airline flight an experienced Air Force Pilot was seated next to a young mother with a babe in arms. When the baby started crying during the descent for landing, the mother began nursing the infan... Read more

Divorce Lawyer's Names

Saturday, January 19, 2013      15 comments

DITCHER, QUICK, AND HYDE DIVORCE LAWYERS... Read more

Elderly

Friday, January 18, 2013      15 comments

Thank you again to margemf! There once was an old man who was about to die. He told his wife to put a bag of money in the attic "When I die I'll get it on my way up." chuckled the old man. Well when the old man died the wife went up to the ... Read more

Oops

Thursday, January 17, 2013      16 comments

Thank you for this joke margemf. A teacher sees a lad entering the classroom Ė his hands were dirty. She stopped him and said, ďJohn, please wash your hands. My goodness, what would you say if I came into the room with hands like that... Read more

Interesting Info

Wednesday, January 16, 2013      13 comments

1. Sometimes Iíll look down at my watch three consecutive times and still donít know what time it is. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize youíre wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times... Read more

Biggest Groaner Yet!

Tuesday, January 15, 2013      17 comments

Thank you margemf for another funny joke! A French man nearly got away with stealing a number of paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the robbery and getting in and out and past security, he was captured only three block... Read more

Scrabble

Monday, January 14, 2013      14 comments

Thanks to margemf Adult Scrabble... Rearrange the letters to spell out an important part of the human body which is even more useful when erect. P N E S I People who wrote SPINE became doctors... The rest are... Read more

On the Toilet

Sunday, January 13, 2013      16 comments

Thank you to margemf for this joke. A LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET. HIS MOTHER THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN TO SEE WHAT'S UP. THE LITTLE BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET READING A ... Read more

Men are Happier People

Saturday, January 12, 2013      14 comments

Thank you for this margemf. Men Are Just Happier People-- Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. Car me... Read more

Funny Thoughts

Friday, January 11, 2013      12 comments

Thanks to margemf How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. Venison for dinner again? Oh deer! A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy. I used to be a banker, but then I lost interes... Read more

Pefect Marriage

Thursday, January 10, 2013      17 comments

Thanks to margemf: "An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond compare. With that as his mission he began to search for the perfect... Read more

Snow Plow Day

Wednesday, January 09, 2013      14 comments

On a bitterly cold winters morning a husband and wife in Duluth were listening to the radio during breakfast... They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered... Read more

4 Times Married

Tuesday, January 08, 2013      18 comments

The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new h... Read more


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