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My Wife - The Romantic

Friday, January 25, 2013      15 comments

Subject: My Wife, The Romantic - My wife just sent me a text. “If you’re sleeping, send me your dreams. If you’re laughing, send me your smile. If you’re eating, send me a bite. If you’re drinking,... Read more

What is Old?

Thursday, January 24, 2013      12 comments

Thank you again margemg! OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Choose one, I can't do both!" "OLD" IS WHEN.. Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're ba... Read more

Two Roofers

Wednesday, January 23, 2013      11 comments

Joke brought to you by margemf. Two roofers, Larry and Joe were on the roof laying tile, when a sudden wind gust came and knocked down their ladder. “I have an idea” said Larry. “We’ll throw you down, and then you can pick up the ladder.... Read more

The Outhouse

Tuesday, January 22, 2013      15 comments

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!" Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse." Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there ... Read more

Nun At the Airport

Monday, January 21, 2013      20 comments

A NUN WAS SITTING AT THE AIRPORT, WAITING FOR HER FLIGHT TOCHICAGO .. SHE LOOKED OVER IN THE CORNER AND SAW ONE OF THOSE WEIGHT MACHINES THAT TELLSYOUR FORTUNE AND THOUGHT TO HERSELF, 'I'LL GIVE IT A TRY AND ... Read more

Thoughts From A Pilot

Sunday, January 20, 2013      20 comments

Thank you margemf. During a commercial airline flight an experienced Air Force Pilot was seated next to a young mother with a babe in arms. When the baby started crying during the descent for landing, the mother began nursing the infan... Read more

Divorce Lawyer's Names

Saturday, January 19, 2013      15 comments

DITCHER, QUICK, AND HYDE DIVORCE LAWYERS... Read more

Elderly

Friday, January 18, 2013      15 comments

Thank you again to margemf! There once was an old man who was about to die. He told his wife to put a bag of money in the attic "When I die I'll get it on my way up." chuckled the old man. Well when the old man died the wife went up to the ... Read more

Oops

Thursday, January 17, 2013      16 comments

Thank you for this joke margemf. A teacher sees a lad entering the classroom – his hands were dirty. She stopped him and said, “John, please wash your hands. My goodness, what would you say if I came into the room with hands like that... Read more

Interesting Info

Wednesday, January 16, 2013      13 comments

1. Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch three consecutive times and still don’t know what time it is. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times... Read more

Biggest Groaner Yet!

Tuesday, January 15, 2013      17 comments

Thank you margemf for another funny joke! A French man nearly got away with stealing a number of paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the robbery and getting in and out and past security, he was captured only three block... Read more

Scrabble

Monday, January 14, 2013      14 comments

Thanks to margemf Adult Scrabble... Rearrange the letters to spell out an important part of the human body which is even more useful when erect. P N E S I People who wrote SPINE became doctors... The rest are... Read more

On the Toilet

Sunday, January 13, 2013      16 comments

Thank you to margemf for this joke. A LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET. HIS MOTHER THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN TO SEE WHAT'S UP. THE LITTLE BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET READING A ... Read more

Men are Happier People

Saturday, January 12, 2013      14 comments

Thank you for this margemf. Men Are Just Happier People-- Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. Car me... Read more

Funny Thoughts

Friday, January 11, 2013      12 comments

Thanks to margemf How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. Venison for dinner again? Oh deer! A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy. I used to be a banker, but then I lost interes... Read more


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